This is the only story I forgive for being meta

A few spelling and grammar mistakes but other wise great!

It's amazing

Amazing Fic. Great job portraying Artemis. I have a feeling you have already done a better job then the movie will do. Us fans are gonna be in for a ride.

Awesome, an update! *sniff* Pigs really do fly... Nice to see that you're back at it! It was just a long time since you last updated, but at least we have a date to hope for you to get the next chapter out by. Keep on focusing on school though. Don't wanna flunk that, now do we?

Hmm... They were meant to be in New York the whole time. Interesting... Everything important happens in New York apparently. Or rather, everything important IS in New York. Wonder what else is in the museum of Met though... Eh, guess we'll find out.

Oh, come on Percy! Why didn't you get rid of that watch when she first put it on you? It was bound to be deadly to you sooner or later.

Panotii... They sound like they're really good listeners. Hopefully they heard something from a little birdy that might help Arty and the gang. Or they'll just all be like Yoda and be confusing and have magic powers.

Huh. Mulch actually did something smart on the surface. Interesting... I wonder why that person wasn't very repulsed by Mulch's exterior and smell though. Not many smart people wallow in their own filth.

Oh, come on Smith! You're not even making this difficult for them! Can't you even be a little more confusing and mysterious? Seriously, that is not normal Greek behavior.

Well, that's all for this review! Until next time, this has been Rocker on, telling you to rock on! Asta-lavista!

Must I say, to you today, that an update so dear, is forever gone I fear?

Lmao Mulch. You do perfect at capturing the style of both authors- AND IT'S SO FUNNY. I loved the copyright comment.

I KNEW THE LITAE WERE GOOD GUYS. Anyway, SO GOOD AND MEAN CLIFFY. *clicks next chapter eagerly*

How did I get so behind! *gasps* anyway, loved this chaired as always. Lots of interesting characters!

Leave poetry to me? Are you out of your wits? Good I can't be, I don't have the blitz.
Good enough to say, that I'll do more like this, but for today, the old you may miss.

'Make Aite wait a thousand more years'? That's the idea! It brings her to tears.
Wine dulls the mind, and makes one loopy, and you will find, that it isn't quite so groovy.
But if the world ends soon, I guess she can taste, but before the turned moon, she better make haste!

Of course, the waters, not Percy himself, but very close, it can be kept on a shelf.
His blood has the power, that's what I think! It's in the water tower! Or maybe from the sink?

Mulch, Mulch, you know I'm your fan! Even if, your half the height of man.
An entrance in a bathroom? Didn't you scold a pixie for such? If only Root could see you, doing this much.
You can't take a vacation, by illegal means, so you tunnel into bathrooms, into their seams?
And why check for their watches, when you had one your own? Your mind has no latches, it's loose as rolling stones.

'World War II'? Really Arty? What do you do, when you don't study?
'An umbrella?' I ask, with some great confusion. A dagger's the task, not that illusion!
At least your mirage's, are all 'twenty twenty', with ton's of barrages, of purses and plenty!
At least you see lasers, and stuff of that kind, maybe even tasers, from the infected part of mind.

Sarite, why, do you not review! Is it because, Reed angered you?
C'mon, please comment, it won't take too long, and I lament, for you to continue your song.

I have a question, before I go, would Holly's magic, even work on her though?
I mean, she's a 'goddess', with all of the perks, and don't be so modest, because she really hurts!
Fine, she hasn't met, Holly's magic before, but you can bet, she would have fail-safe in store!
Eh, your the author, whatever you say goes, I won't be a bother, as you probably don't knows.

Time to go, because of the 'Tick Clock', this is Rocker on, telling you to 'Tick Rock'!

A rhyme, a rhyme, I said I would. You might shut me up(If you could).
You must have expected, me to do, this horrible poem, just for you.

Across the water, on a typhoon, then up in the air, they hit the ground soon.
They meet Aite, the interesting being, who for a long time, they will be seeing.
Lot's of trouble, comes from her, the daughter of Zeus, who makes his head whir.
Anger, anger, is what she brings, danger, danger, is what she sings.

Tartarus has, many fools, minor 'gods', are those tools.
Let them live? Would he really? He'd lock them up, without a melee.
Why risk the chance, with the daughter of sky, turning against him, the place people die.
She's not right in the head, that's what I say! She's thicker than lead, lighter than day.

Not yet 4,000? No drinking for her. At least 5,000, to taste wine I concur.

Centaur radish, is a spread I think, equivalent of horse radish, though it might sink.
Chimera bits, a substitute too, for bacon bits, with a dash of foreign zoos.

Artemis fooled? Is he losing his touch? I sense lots of laughs, at his expense much.
Connor, king of pranks, has found his match, in the 'goddes', who's mind is unlatched.
None of those shoelaces, for Butler the giant, just some sprint races, for he is defiant.
Healed from the wound, that left him slouching, though not the kevlar, that keeps him from 'ouching'.

Now I really want, a bit of gold in my blood, turn it to 'safe', more than orange ever could.
What powers would I have? Would it be personalized to me? If I got some blank, gold blood for free?
That would be cool! It would be great! Just long as I don't, have powers of 'date'.(I'm looking at you Aphrodite!)

Well time to cut short, me and my talking, this has been Rocker on, telling you to keep on rocking!

the slack would be enough to pitch half a dozen tents you imbecile

its great bruh
cant wait

its amaaaazing

who are LITAE?
the story is cool.
I still thinks the mysterious guy is Promitheas .