It’s getting interesting. How long will it take for the next chapter?

is hinata going to ignore the fact izuru and him look identical?

Now back to being totally average HERO!

Ah, shit! Looks like Juzo's getting his organs harvested early. Go Hajimeme! Defend your... friend, I guess.

Juzo, your brick head mouth is writing checks your boytoy and his Meido Waifu would rather the world not have to find it it can't cash.

That saying went in a weird direction.

Fucking Darwinistic Asshole. Hajimeme kick his ass.

Oh this is going to be fun.

Ah, catharsis. How well it is to see you.

Hajimeme's being all kinds of ballsy today.

He mentioned the leg, Juzo will refute that, and it may get Rocket Headmaster suspicious why Hajimeme said that.

But who cares about that? Hajimeme's gathering Natsumi's Hope Fragments. It's only a matter of time before she gives him her underwear to show how deep their friendship is.

Juzo's totally going to have words with Yukizome and Munakata about this. This is going to be sending ripples through Hope's Peak. Can't wait to see where it goes.

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Now back to being a totally average HERO!

And people are starting to figure out where he patrols.

Soon enough they'll be able figure out a point of origin for where he appears from. That would be very problematic if it happened.

Aww! Someone hug that precious child! Asahina, hug him with your boobs!

Asahina: On it!

Chihiro: Wait wha- Ah! Gazongas!

I just can't stand to see something so precious and too good for this world crying.

Chihiro: (Suffocating via Asahina's floatation devices.)

It hurts me emotionally to see anything happen to that dear boy.

Chihiro: (Waving his arm frantically trying to signal to Asahina to let him go.)

But now with Asahina comforting him, he will most certainly be safe and happy.

Chihiro: (His frantic attempts to get Asahina to release eventually slow down before stopping completely as Chihiro slumps within Asahina's gazongas.)

Asahina: (Looks down to Chihiro concerned.) You okay in there Chihiro? Chihiro?

Go! Go! Smooth Hajime!

Hajime's About To Piss Off One Of Your Waifus Senses is tingling. That really is one of the most valuable superpowers a hero can have.

Spider-Man's life would be so much simple if he listened to it and stopped ignoring it thinking it was his Spider-Sense on the fritz warning him of imminent mortal peril when the only thing around is his girlfriend at the time.

Souda forgot to account for the possibility of the girl completely dismissing the other guy being mentioned to her out of disinterest towards him. So the seed will not be getting planted in her mind.

Natsumi's showing up on time for class. Kuzuryu and the family are going to be so happy to hear that. Way to go Hajimeme!

And now Kuzuryu's going to have a problem if Natsumi is interested in how jacked Hajimeme is.

Ah good, Izuru in story has the same critique with the Mark -1 Suit that Skit Izuru has with it.

Hajimeme is really milking that permanent EXP Gain Buff he's got.

Good to see Hajime knows the Fist of Justice is unisex. Batman and Kazuma from Konosuba would be proud he's fighting crime and showing the world what True Gender Equality is.

Should have repurposed the suits those Iron Man rejects were using.

No skit for this review.

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Now back to being a totally average HERO!

Hajimeme, Koizumi, and Souda hit up a museum on their day off from school and apparently Hajime's clark Kenting when it comes to his costume.

Meanwhile a psychotic paraplegic and sociopathic role model scheme to do evil.

The Hajimeme Brigade are perplexed by the Novoselic Kingdom Exhibit of the museum.

It's like they've never heard of a gifted tactician who lead their army to victory by kidnapping the enemy leaders in the midst of battle by throwing a net on them and using their body contained within the net as a flail on their soldiers.

How generous of Monaca to give these fine fellows such powerful technology. It would be a shame though if such tech feel into the wrong hands (Such a certain vigilante's) and owner of said hands incorporated the tech into their own arsenal/costume to improve themself. (Of course after taking the tech apart and putting it back together to see if there is any tracking devices hidden inside.)

If it works for Batman in the Arkham games, it'll work for the Astonishing Antenna Head.

The bathroom? Really? But the gift shop was right over there! You could have got Sonia a Silver Makango Plushie.

In Novoselic whilst Gold Makangos are hunted after by couples seeking a union, Silver Makangos are sought out by rivals or enemies looking to end their fued peacefully. (By murdering the Silver Makango.)

Poor Generic Museum Security Guard #34. He was only a few weeks from finding out his retirement isn't for another 3 years.

Generic Museum Security Guard #42 owes me and GMSG#69 money.

I don't know, Hajimeme let's test that. Hey bad guys! Do your lasers come with a lethality setting? If yes, can you set them to Bug Bite instead of Insta-Kill? It'd really help to figure out Hajimeme's limits as Kamukuraman!

Ah good, the lasers are set Burn! Baby!

Later that day when Koizumi showed those pictures to her new boss, he asked her to clarify if she had set that camera up before fighting the bad guys.

Koizumi's response was to angrily ask him if she had the body type of Izuru.

Being a married man, and wisely knowing to not hit that hornet's nest, her new boss wisely answered by just giving Koizumi her money.

Oh no! They're using Logic back! They aren't just run of the mill criminals! They're smart run of the mill criminals! We may be looking at reoccuring D-List villains for Hajimeme's Rogues Gallery.

I'll call them Shiroreza and Aoireza. (White Laser and Blue Laser.)

Smart Hajimeme implied better Logic to beat the D-Listers.

Oh good. You aren't going to pull a Spider-Man on us where you act like every life lost prior to you showing up to save the day or in the process of you saving the day is entirely your fault. That taking responsibility for everything stuff comes off as really arrogant after awhile.

I'm quite impressed with Souda's Stalker Flies. What's the glaring design flaw with them that will come up that screws things up?

Koizumi and Souda stumble onto something much more interesting than Hajime being a Superhero: Hajime on a date.

That's actually a pretty good theory Kazuichi.

And Sonia is also pretty spot on with her first guess to how 'Izuru' got his powers. That'll probably depress Izuru that he was so unoriginal.

Time for a (Hopefully.) brief skit: Stashing Super Suits and Sadistic Sonia?

Izuru: 'I can't believe you're Clark Kenting it with your costume.'

Hajime: 'Hey, it isn't like my secret identity is being protected by magic Kryptonian glasses that mess with people's minds so they don't connect my face with my alter-ego's face.'

Izuru: 'Still the most ridiculous nonsense I ever heard.'

Hajime: (Sighs.) 'Regardless, what else can I do? I don't have a ring my costume can miraculously fit inside of that I can't put on in the blink of an eye and carrying it around in my backpack is either begging for trouble or I'm going to have to spend a lot of money replacing abandoned backpacks that get put in a dump truck or stolen.'

Izuru: 'You could get a Symbiote to be your costume?'

Hajime: 'I would rather not have another voice in my head. Especially one that will compel me to eat people to sustain it in place of it eating me.'

Izuru: 'I kept a Klyntar as a sock once and they don't need to consume flesh to survive.'

Hajime: (Deadpans.) 'Of course you did.'

Izuru: 'They can survive off of the adrenaline your body produces.'

Hajime: 'Wait, seriously?'

Izuru: 'Amongst other chemicals humans and other such species produce.'

Hajime: 'So from just beating guys up for a living, I could keep an alien parasite fleshsuit happy?'

Izuru: 'You'd still have to deal with the fact they are very volatile when it comes to temperment. And possessive. Finally you would have to deal with the gits over at Marvel suing you for copyright infringement or some such nonsense.'

Hajime: 'You wouldn't defend and show off that Ultimate Lawyer talent of yours?'

Izuru: 'Nope. It wouldn't amuse me much so why would I help you not have to pay money to some failing comic book company in America everytime you beat up the less fortunate, but still opportunistic.'

Hajime: 'Failing?'

Izuru: 'Have you seen that New Warriors dreck they are trying to sell? They're failing as a company that sells people a source of entertainment by not actually being entertaining. By the way whilst we've been having this conversation in the bathroom while you awkwardly stand in front of the mirror, 2 Iron Man wannabes are stealing dinosaur bones.'

Hajime: Ah shit! (Dashes into a nearby stall to strip down and suit up.) Hero time!

Izuru: 'Maybe I should have went with that Hope-obsessed sycophant to amuse me- Wait. Bad idea. He'd probably just burn down an orphanage like the last zealot I gave the time of day to did.'

Fast forward to the day after Hajime's 'date' with Sonia...

Souda: Hajime! (Stomps up to our hero.) I know how you've been getting those injuries and scars!

Hajime: (Tries to keep his expression nuetral.) 'Ah shit! How'd he figure it out?'

Izuru: 'Maybe he saw you Mark -1 Costume peeking out of your shirt right now.'

Hajime: 'My what?' (Glances down to see part of his costume peeking out and adjusts his clothes subtly to hide it.)

Izuru: 'I refuse to acknowledge that garbage ensemble as your prototype hero costume that you'll back on fondly years from now when you are a big time no-name superhero.'

Hajime: 'Don't those 2 things contradict each othe-'

Souda: Hajime, are you listening to me!?

Hajime: (Blinks.) Uh, what? I was talking to the voice in my head- I mean.

Izuru: 'You fool. Time to have Mioda get the fire extinguisher.'

Souda: (His fury/jealousy with Hajime drops to be replaced with concern.) That voice must be because of your dominitrix girlfriend. You should see a doctor, if she's given you a concussion or something.

Hajime: (Stares at Kazuichi not sure how to take that before exploding.) My what now!?

Souda: Sonia! (His jealousy returns.) I've figured out what you and her are doing! She whips you doesn't she? Stomps all over you? Pa- Pa- Pa- Pad- (A thin trail of blood leaks from his nose as an unsettling perverted grin appears on his face before he shakes his head to clear those thoughts.) Spanks you!

Hajime: (Stares at Kazuichi disturbed beyond reason as he slowly takes a step away from him.) Kazuichi, what the fuck? (His revulsion is soon reached with anger as he stands up straighter and steps closer to the Mechanic.) Sonia's not- We're not dati-

?: I am not a sadist, Kazuichi!

Souda: (Smiles happily hearing her voice.) Miss Sonia-

SMACK!

Souda: (Clutches the red hand-shaped imprint on his face as he cowers before the Ultimate Princess.) Miss Sonia, why?

Sonia: (Glares hottily at Kazuichi as she pulls her hand back.) I am also not a dominitrix!

Souda: (Whimpers in pain.) Noted.

Sonia: But more importantly if Hajime and I were dating and doing... That, (The red fury that's taken over her cheeks soften to a more embarrassed pink shade as she looks a bit embarrassed to continue.) The one getting spanked... (She pauses for a moment before finding her courage to finish her sentence.) Would most certainly be me!

Souda: Nani!? (His jaw drops as he stares baffled processing and reprocessing what Sonia just admitted.)

Hajime: Nani!? (A similar blush to the one on Sonia's face appears on his as his Ahoge stands on end.)

Izuru: 'I was not expecting her to be that type.'

Sonia: (Turns her nose up at Kazuichi with a look of disdain.) Now good day, Kazuichi. (Turns around and strides off furiously.)

Hajime: ... (Left gaping in the wake of learning what Sonia's specific preferences are, his Ahoge still sticking up straight.)

Souda: ... (Also in shock of that news.)

Kuzuryu who was unfortunate enough to be passing by to hear what Sonia said: What the fuck just happened!?

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Izuru: 'Waiting...'

Hajime: 'Waiting...'

Izuru: 'Waitin-' (Blinks.) Finally he's back to reading and reviewing this.

Hajime: Good so he can finish off the usual overly long review that is pretty much a fanfiction of this fanfiction.

Izuru: No.

Hajime: What?

Izuru: No. His skits are a mess and the continuinity with them is impossible to keep track of. (Summons the Infinity GauntletInfinity Stones.) Time for a Flashpoint Event.

Hajime: Wait, what?

SNAP!

...

Hajime: The hell just happened?

Izuru: The V3 Characters have been sent off to their own world, the Yakuza and Persona characters and anyone not from the Hope's Peak Saga have been written out of the continuity for these skits, the weirdness that was going nowhere to write in the Naegi siblings is gone, and I'm imposing restrictions on these skits to hopefully not make them too long so anybody who goes looking through the reviews for this story don't have to cringe at how big they are or how strange they are.

Hajime: We are still keeping the 4th wall jokes and some of the weird parodies of canonical character's personalities, right?

Izuru: To an extent. Now get back to being the Plainest Avenger and possibly getting a harem with Sonia, Ibuki, Koizumi, Mikan, Chiaki, and Natsumi.

Hajime: I have a feeling Tsumugi would want to fight me for that title.

Izuru: She's back in the V3 World being squashed blueberries with the bear until they bring her back as an AI or something else contrived for V4, the spin-off midquel game, and the end of saga anime that gets a really cheesy happy ending despite the fact that the survivors of the 3 Killing Games that saga will have will total out to be 6 people probably.

Hajime: This is that theory the reviewer has that since Naegi's game ended with 6 survivors, mine ended with 5, [ignoring the fact everyone except AI Chiaki who got deleted were in comas.] the 'Final' Killing Game end with 4, [Ignoring Kirigiri slipped into a coma.] and most recently Shuichi's game ended with 3 survivors that the next 2 or 3 games are going to continue to decrease the amount of survivors by the game's end, right?

Izuru: Yeah, pretty much. And we've used up our skit time for this chapter. So time for the reviewer to actually review.

Hajime: Dang, it!

Now after a long hiatus away from Danganronpa fanfiction, let's get back to being totally just an average HERO!

Hajime gets to mingle with criminals at a party, Koizumi and Kazuichi are investigating him, he's taking Sonia on a date, he had an amusing encounter with Peko, learned Superhero landings are rough the hard way, and Kirigiri's drunken uncle is after him.

Also the chapter title made me think: Steel Ball Run!

And I forgot to sign in before I sent my last review oh so long ago.

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"You can be...yourself at times"
I found that line particularly funny for some reason. Anyway, great chapter!

This was satisfying to read. Thanks for updating!

I never knew how badly I wanted to see hajime lay out juzo... Thx for the update!

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes YES

Pls tell me you're still continuing this story. Also I vote for a harem.

I cant get enough of this fic, this is amazing I really enjoy where youre going with it, hope you can update it as soon as you can.

I'm so glad to see this updated!

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now I'm going to actually read it! im fucking hyped i've been waiting a year for this shit!

Harem route or Chiaki route. Make sure Chiaki is happy. Justice for Kana Hanazawa's characters. She has to voice at least one character who has a happy ending