Here's something I came up with to distract me from doing homework. Review and stuff if you like it.
Dear Kensei the Dummy,
I found a bra, and a condom while I was purposely looking through your room to see if I can find anything embarassing to tease you about.
Also, it's not because I kind of like you and wanted to steal a momento to have a keepsake in my room for later or anything.
Y-You stupid idiot.
But who's this mysterious girl?
Did you get her pregnant?
Shame on you Kensei.
I didn't know you were such a perverted man, now I really need to tell Hiyori this. (She gasps)
UNLESS IT WAS YOU AND HIYORI!
I should tell Shinji asap! (Giggles)
Sincerly,
The super awesome, and amazing, totally better than Kensei,
Mashiro.