Here's something I came up with to distract me from doing homework. Review and stuff if you like it.

Dear Kensei the Dummy,

I found a bra, and a condom while I was purposely looking through your room to see if I can find anything embarassing to tease you about.

Also, it's not because I kind of like you and wanted to steal a momento to have a keepsake in my room for later or anything.

Y-You stupid idiot.

But who's this mysterious girl?

Did you get her pregnant?

Shame on you Kensei.

I didn't know you were such a perverted man, now I really need to tell Hiyori this. (She gasps)

UNLESS IT WAS YOU AND HIYORI!

I should tell Shinji asap! (Giggles)

Sincerly,

The super awesome, and amazing, totally better than Kensei,

Mashiro.