But, here's my try.
After waiting two hours after the time she had scheduled her appointment, Darcy was in no mood to be polite. "Finally, Mr. Bendy."
"Excuse me?" Reed Richards, the superhero known as Mister Fantastic, asked, looking confused.
"I would've been happy to reschedule our meeting. There was no reason to be so rude," Darcy replied with a glare. "You're just lucky I remembered my charging cord for my phone."
"I'm sorry, but the quantum harmonics of the..." He was interrupted by Darcy's raised hand.
"I am not in the mode for Science-Land," Darcy stated with a glare.
"I had a good reason for being so late. The experiment..."
"I'm sure it was fascinating. But, since it wasn't a world, or even building ending event, and you couldn't get off your ass to at least call me to reschedule, I'm wondering if you're actually a good fit for outsourcing from my department."
Richards stared. "Are you sure you're in SHIELD science division?"
"Yes," Darcy replied as she reached down to pick up her briefcase.
"Then, of course, you want me to help you out," Richards condescendingly replied with a shake of his head.
"I don't know, Doc," Darcy replied. "I think I may have to re-evaluate your profile before signing the final contract."
Richardes stared some more as Darcy started to stalk towards the elevator. "I see why Tony can't stand this guy." She stopped suddenly, inches from the male chest that had appeared in front of her. "Yes?"
"Hey, babe. Since you're done discussing business, how about you and I go out and grab a bite to eat? Johnny Storm," the man said with a wide, flirtatious grin.
Darcy rolled her eyes as she went past the man, continuing towards the elevator.
Hearing her name being called from behind her by a female voice, she paused from pressing the 'down' button. "Yes?" Darcy asked as she turned around.
"I'm Sue Richards," the blonde woman said, shaking Darcy's hand. "I want to apologize for everyone you've met so far." Ignoring Storm's dismayed 'hey!', she continued, "If you leave the contract with me, I'll make sure my husband learns the importance of what almost happened here."
Nodding, Darcy pulled a folder out of her briefcase. "Thank you, Mrs. Richards."
"Call me Sue," the blonde replied with a grin.
"Tell me, Sue. Ever gone on a 'girls night out' with multiple SHIELD agents, a few scientists, wranglers, and maybe an Asgardian or two?" Darcy asked with a wide grin.
"No, I can't say that I have," Sue replied with raised eyebrows.
Darcy's grin widened. "Want to?"
Notes
Yeah, may have ended up being a bit crack-ish... Sigh. But, this part is stopping me from part 6!
And, because I fought with it, it's really short. Oh well. And, hey, shouldn't it really be Dr. Fantastic?