AN: This damnable plot bunny will not leave me alone! It grows and grows, and I find myself mentally writing chapters at the most inconvenient times, why I nearly missed an appointment due to writing out the first draft of this chapter.

I blame me reading to much Naruto fan fiction to be honest.

But still here we go, the first in what may be a long story or a short one ...or a description of a massive plot bunny that someone else will take over one day, ...Meh.

On a side note, I would like to admit I am no master of the Japanese and my view of the Naruto verse cannon has been totally corrupted by fan fiction, so... Ye Who Read These Words, Expect Not Perfection!

P.S. P.P. (please poll) I need people to vote on the ship for this story, I admit I'm hoping you'll choose mid to large size harem allowing me to gender bend some (Haku come out of the Log dammed closet [All Hail The Log] and admit you're a girl damn it!).

Uzumaki Naruto the Clone 連隊長

Chapter 1. A Sign Of Things To Come

Deep within the mind scape of a blonde haired knuckled, something was smiling.

It was a large toothy Cheshire cat smile, though describing its wearer as anything like a cat spelt trouble.

It belonged to the Kyūbi no Yōko, the most powerful of the bijū.

And it was Happy.

Very Happy.

Which would be enough to worry anyone, though more so was the fact that it had taken human form, summoned a tub of popcorn and a large leather sofa...

To be honest in the Kyūbi opinion anyone else should be far more worried about what was entertaining it.

The eyes of its host Uzumaki Namikaze Naruto watched out over a vast battle field, a patchy fog washing over the land as hundreds of thousand of feet marched two and fro. Entire battalions marching out of white cloud banks only to engage fall back and seemingly disappear into denser fog.

Not since that beautiful misty sunrise on the bridge in wave had the Kyūbi enjoyed such sights of carnage, though Zabuza was far outdone by the Kyūbi's favoured army. Only the near nightly visions of Naruto's lovemaking were an equally satisfying view.

The greatest of the bijū didn't care to recall who Naruto was fighting, that was boring.

No the fun lay in watching each and every kill.

How you might ask? Naruto only has two eyes.

And it was true, only two eyes.

Per clone.

Yes deep in the inky blankness of Naruto's mind the Kyūbi watched, watched hundreds of thousand of screen, each the view of one of Naruto's clones.

His clone army.

But that was expected after all, he was the infamous one man battalion, the Rentaichō of Uzushiogakure last legion.

And each step he took would bring them one step closer to their revenge and looking down at dead thrice-hell damned Uchiha eyes.

AN: Well that's it... until I see some poll votes.

P.S. Before you review, just in case your going to bring it up.

'But Thrans! Clones are intangible and Shadow Clones are weak on impact!'

I never said they were those kind of clones! I can already read the reviews, I can see them in my mind... I won't spoil it, and I'll admit you'll have to wait till chapter 4 earliest to guess how I'm going to turn a weak bunch, of admit very useful maggots into a fully trained, razor-sharp fighting force.

P.P.S. DISCLAIMER! I do not own any part of the Naruto verse or it's franchise and recognise the ongoing effort of it hard-working staff and loyal fans who make sure it continues to grow. I also would like to thank the creators and co-creators of Star Wars, after all if you say unstoppable, emotionless army of clones, grinding their enemies to dust, you mind goes their (I'm talking about clone troopers, not storm troopers. Some real short cuts taken there...)

Next Chapter at 20 Poll votes.