STOP THE CAVALRY

WOW: Fort. There isn't much that can stop the cavalry ...

Disclaimer: Guess what, still don't own them.

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… Brave Sergeant Chuck Winchester rides steadfastly across hostile injun country carrying the message that will save four hundred men garrisoned at Fort Norris. Through the night, without food or water, with three arrows in his back, Chuck, and his magnificent pony, black Babe, gallop across miles of dust and tumbleweed, dodging coyotes and ambushes and …

"Dean, put the toy soldiers down. The toy store opens in three hours and we still haven't found anything on the poltergeist."

… *sigh* Brave Sergeant Chuck Winchester and Black Babe are defeated by the worst foe imaginable; a bitchy little brother with a stick up his ass.

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