Sooo...my warped little mind conjured up what might be one of the weirdest stories ever to surface the area of the Wreck-It Ralph fandom...JK. But it is pretty awkward. For Tamora and Felix, at least. At first I was like, "Nah, no one'll get it." But then I thought, "This would actually be the perfect story for me to write! Sorta." So, without further delay, ENJOY!

*Short(kinda) summary: This does take place in the WIR universe but also outside of the movie. Meaning that the events do take place in both the movie (Not the video game universe. The MOVIE universe. As in the DVD universe) and the DVD universe. Kind of confusing, I know. I was the moron who came up with it :P Just wait and see what kind of shhhhhhhhhtttufffff goes down here.*

Disclaimer: I don't own anything that you recognize and blah blah blah...

Prologue

Ever since the Turbo incident a few Novembers ago, Wreck-It Ralph and his friends have been totally oblivious to the fact that they were created for a movie. A movie that was distributed by Walt Disney Pictures. Though the original four of them were on the first DVD, they had no idea that the weren't in an arcade. Sure in the movie they were. But in real life? They sat on a DVD shelf along with the other movies in a certain persons collection.

But the most oblivious one of all was Felix.

Yes sir, good ol' Fix-It Felix Jr. himself was, out of the core four, the most oblivious to this fact.

A month or so after the DVD had been released, Ralph had noticed a certain pattern that was reoccurring over and over again. This pattern was, by far, the weirdest on that he has ever come across. But, towards the end of the day nearly everyday, the Turbo incident would reoccur leaving the core four to relive that one fateful day in November of 2012. Over and over again. After about a week or so Ralph had started to catch on and before he knew it, when the few people watching would step out of the room, he would break character and look at the outside of the flat screen only to come to the realization that they were, in fact, only a movie.

Yes when the movie wasn't being obsessively played the four had time to run around together and have fun. But as soon the DVD player was turned on, they all assumed their role and worked as hard as they could.

After a few more months had passed, both Tamora and Vanellope finally caught on and soon it would be time to tell Felix. Though that was a decision that Tamora would regret doing the most. Because, in Felix's mind, the poor little handyman thought that they were just doing what was apart of the game. They were still the originals, though. And they belonged to someone who must have been, or still is, famous.

"Felix..." Tamora began softly as she knelt down to be level with her husband. The always cheerful repairman beamed up at his wife. "Yes ma'am?"

Taking a deep breath, Tamora placed a gentle hand on his shoulder and looked him straight in the eyes. "Hon, you do know that we aren't in a game, right?" The expression on Felix's face was about as blank as a white sheet of paper. His head tilted ever so slightly to the left as his brows furrowed in confusion. "Yes we are...aren't we?" He asked cautiously. Tamora gave him an obviously sorry look. Felix paused for a moment before giving her an even more quizzical look. "Then...then where are we? I thought that-"

His voice started to get a little panicked. Noticing this, Tamora put a finger to his lips and moved in a little closer. "Felix, it's fine. We're not gonna die or anything. We're just...not in a video game. We're apart of a movie and-"

"So everything that happened was scripted and planned?"

"Well...yeah, I guess-"

"So that means that Ralph was forced to go Turbo?"

"Yes. But-"

"And all of the things that happened were on purpose? They weren't cause by fate?"

"Felix, stop. You just need to calm down an-"

"And us? We...we were-we were...forced to fall in love?" He squeaked out sadly. Tamora wasted no time in enveloping him into a strong hug. "Felix, don't say that. Don't think that. I love you more than anything. All of that time that we've spent together after the fact was real. It wasn't some dumb old script. We're all friends. Ralph and Vanellope are still our friends. You and I...we're still married lovers, pint size. It doesn't matter whether or not our meeting was planned. What matters is the time that we've spent together after the Turbo fiasco."

She pulled him away just enough to run her hands through his hair and lean in to kiss him. "Nothing'll ever change us, Felix..." She whispered when their noses and foreheads touched.

Felix inhaled deeply before offering his wife a genuine, sweet smile. "Tammy, I love you." He mumbled. Tamora giggled softly and kissed his cheek. "Love you too, Fix-It. Now come on, Mr. Sappy Pants." She said playfully before standing to her full height. "If I'm one hundred percent sure, this thing's about to start again." She then grabbed her husbands hand and rubbed his knuckles soothingly.

"I can't believe how old this thing is already..." John mused to himself as he picked up a DVD case. Looking towards his co-worker, Jack smiled slightly and nodded. "Yeah, well, it isn't that old. Probably like, what, two years?"

John chuckled. "Yeah. Then you gotta think to yourself, Disney movies always seem to get older after about a year. Hey, how'd you even get this copy in the first place?" He asked with the tilt of his head. The other male laughed a little to himself. "Well, with me doing a HUGE favor for Disney, being in two shows and an animated movie and whatnot, you get to work out deals with people. I talked to Rich and he wound up letting me have this..."

John paused for a moment before glancing back down at the case. "So, you find your dynamite gal yet?" He teased.

"Oh, ha ha ha..." Jack sarcastically retorted at the reference. "And no. I haven't, alright? But I fill in for it with doing publicity stunts for the 'Hero's Cuties' pairing. Felix and his wife. At least he finally found that certain someone."

The slightly older man couldn't help but snicker. "Publicity stunts? What could you two possibly do? Go around dressed like Felix and Calhoun? Act like you guys are married? Please Jack." Once again his teasing tone was back. "Look, Jack, if I have to be one hundred percent honest, you and Jane wouldn't make that bad of a couple." Jack rolled his eyes and gave his friend an un-amused look. "Really, John? That's like me asking if you've wrecked any buildings lately." He stated plainly. John gently punched his arm. "C'mon, I was just messing with you. Besides, I'm sure Felix and Calhoun don't do anything explicit. I mean, they're Disney characters-"

He was cut off when Jack snorted in amusement. "Not explicit? John, have you even read some of the stories that some of these fans write? And I'm sure you missed the whole 'Hero's Nudies' joke that was passed around a few weeks ago on the internet. And if you wanna talk about weird? Well for Jane and I? Go look up some of the more...adult pictures on some of the sights. And you wanna talk about 'not explicit'."

John stood frozen to his spot awkwardly. "Right...anyway, how often do you even watch the movie?"

"Oh. Every night just about."

The weird look he received from John made him flush in embarrassment. "I can't help it! Okay? It's a great movie!"

"What else do you watch?" John asked incredulously. Jack flushed a little more in embarrassment. "...Wander over Yonder."

"Oh COME ON, JACK! Are you serious? I mean, Wreck-It Ralph is one thing but watching that kiddy cartoon is a whole different story! Why do you watch them?" He asked in the hopes that he could at least get one sane answer from the guy. Jack looked to the side. "...Because...I like them...they make me happy..."

John's eyes widened. "You...you're really starting to creep me out..."

Jack stopped for a moment before laughing loudly. "I'm kidding. But I do watch Wreck-It Ralph every night. I have no clue why. Maybe because it's just the type of movie that anyone could relate to? I don't know. But you can stay and watch it if you like? I mean, you don't have any other plans, do you?" Looking at Jack almost unbelievably for a second, John crossed his arms above his chest. "Well, you know what. If you keep up that attitude then we might as well just not be friends anymore. I might as well go find a new friend. Thanks Jack, now my self-esteem's ruined. Jerk."

Though John was just joking, Jack had been a bit more rash with everyone lately for reasons unbeknownst to him.

"You know what I meant."

John chuckled again. "I know. I was just messin' with ya. Now pop that bad boy in and let's get our Disney on!" He literally sounded like a little kid right now.

Jack glanced down at the cover before sighing. Maybe John was being serious. Maybe the whole 'not having a dynamite gal of his own' thing was really starting to get to him. As he put the movie in, he sat on the couch while John sat in one of the other chairs. His main goal right now was to clear his mind. Maybe those thoughts would be gone by tomorrow.

YES I AM PUTTING THE DIRECTOR AND VOICE ACTORS IN THIS 'MOVIE' OF MY OWN! This is actually a sort of messed up idea where the actors get into a situation with the movie in the movie. Also, 2 SETS OF HERO'S CUTIES WILL BE IN HERE *Hint hint, Wink wink*