Rules of things Jazzy is never allowed to do again or ever

1.)Jazzy is never allowed to play poker face with Conner Kent (Revised you are never allowed to Play Poker Face ever; Batman is still after you and even I won't be able to stop him from killing you if her really wants to).

2.)Yes, Jazzy we know you can create black holes with a spoon stop leaving them in my closet (They keep eating my socks).

3.)Jazzy, you are not to set up prank wars between The Flash and Batman Vs the Weasley twins (My poor Realm may never recover).

4.)Keep Jazzy way from Sugar period! (Jazzy and sugar enough said)

5.)Never let Piccolo have too much chocolate with Jazzy it gets him drunk. (He is a Namekian they don't do chocolate)

6.)Pooka's apply to rule five. (It took us a month to repair the base after Jack had the Chocolate)

7.)Jazzy is not allowed to kidnap Superboy and clam him as her own (Yes we know Superman is a bad father but they need to work it out butt out Jazzy).

8.)Rule eight applies to all other sidekicks (Pleas Jazzy take them after they are about to be killed not before).

9.)Jazzy is not allowed to beat up Superman for being a bad father to Superboy (Unless I am there to help you do it).

10.)For the Love Of All things Pleas do not insert your dominance over your mate at base you two have the clock tower to do that in there are Sparklings here have some shame woman (I know you love Clockwork but I don't want to see my sister making out with her husband).

11.)Jazzy is not allowed to play Pirates and Marines with the sparklings when our family from One Pieces is on base (I'm still cleaning up the scorch marks from the last time).

12.)Do not start Food fights when the entire family is here (We are still cleaning up from the last time four months ago and Prowl has not recovered from his new phobia of Super Syains yet poor Gohan is still upset that his favorite Uncle is scared of him and that is not helping with Piccolos mood).

13.)Revise Rule Elven you are not allowed to have food fights period (Were a family of Fighters it's they get into it way too much.)

14.)If Jazzy Kidnaps you and takes you to our home dimensions do not let them know that you are the real deal (Poor Megatron may never get over his fear of fan girls).

15.)Jazz I love you and Jazzy but never ever repeat the flaming Turkey incident again (A lot of people from NEST are still flinching when they hear mention of the incident.)

16.)When Jazzy is with Wheeljack and hear her says "Uh-Oh" I don't care what you are doing find cover and fast (I only didn't do that once and I am still growing feathers back two years later).

17.)Ditto for Wheeljack and Que to rule fifteen (It is Wheeljack and his younger brother enough said).

18.)Do not go back in time and steal people (Amelia Earhart is a Sweet Girl but please don't make it a habit Jazzy).

19.)Don't start a, who is the better high tower Mech, between Mirage and Dino (There cousins for Peat sakes Leave them be).

20.)PLEAS For the love of all that is life no more surprise parties for Redalert (Ratchet and First Aid do not appreciate repairing the damage after words and Inferno is still mad at you).

21.)Yes we know life suck (Deal with is Jazzy you're a grown Woman….. I think?)

22.)Don't Just Don't… (You know what I mean).

23.)Duck tape is not the answer for everything that breaks (Ratchet and I are still trying to get all of the glue out of Kup's right shoulder joint it's been four years).

24.)We all know you are the Angle of Chaos Keep it to a minimum Pleas (again you know what I mean).

25.)Deadpool is never allowed on base ever again (I don't like him he is two crazy for me and that fact that you understand everything he says leaves a larger question about your sanity Jazzy).

26.)Never antagonize me when I am carrying young in my spark chamber (I nearly killed you last time if you're going to be stupid ware some armor for peat sakes I broke three or your ribs you know I have no control of my actions when I am in a state like that and I would hate to have you killed do you have any idea what that would do to me and the family?)

27.)Don't put me near people that will attract me when my sparking protocol is activated (Flash, Superboy, and Batman were not amused I don't care how funny Kiba, Jack, the Weasley twins, and Piccolo though it was don't do it!)

28.)No Streaking in the halls (There are incent eyes there put some clothes on woman!)

29.)Jazzy I love you but the random French Kissing me has to stop (I know our mates think it's hot and I don't mind kissing girls cause I'm bi, but I see you as my sister so Eww!)

30.)Leave Harry alone he wants his peace and quiet (not that Arthur and Merlin allow that but you don't need to add to that).

31.)Marco is not a pet for you to keep (Whitebeard may think it was funny but he would like his son where he can reach him).

32.)Everyone knows that you have Evil babies you don't need to prove it by having them take over NEST (It is funny that they can do it and still look cute but it is a pain to clean up afterwards.)

33.)Never change from who you are (The one day you were following periodical to the letter and were serious for a bet scared everyone that you were dyeing don't do it again.)

34.)Don't encourage Hagrid to get a pet dragon form Kiba (Headmistress McGonagall did not appreciate that at all).

35.)We all know that you are thinking so don't read this list and do everything on it (I'll save you some trouble and say don't you have done everything on here once you don't need to do it again).

There may be more rules added on a later date for now this is that starter Pleas for the love of Chaos and Order FOLLOW THE RULES JAZZY!

Yours truly

Venatrix Mortes Allspark