A/N: Hi guys, trying to back to writing regularly again. Still a bit rusty. So, please be a little patient. Thank you very much for the tones of reviews and feedback. That's what pulled me back to writing again.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Warning: Foul language, AU, perversion, slight mush.

Kiba was not having a good day.

He had woken up with a back ache. Then, he had gotten into a fight with Hinata on the stupidest thing that he couldn't even remember anymore. Then, he couldn't find any clean underwear to wear to his godforsaken office run by his demon boss.

He looked at himself in the mirror, disgusted. Sometimes he wondered how he even managed to get a girl to go out with him for this long.

He was running late and so had to skip his usual breakfast of chocolate flavored cereal, chocolate coated bacon, chocolate, and chocolate milkshake – The Breakfast of Champions™

He ran and skid right in front of the elevator, right in time to see his asshole snot nosed little shit of a neighbor kid smirk like the evil asshole snot nosed little shit that he was and close the elevator doors right in front of his face, completely ignoring his frantic signaling to keep it open.

"Mother fuc – "

Not having enough time to finish his cussing, Kiba started running down the stairs. Fifteen flights of stairs later, he reached his car in his building's parking lot… only to realize that he had forgotten his keys back in his apartment.

Kiba clutched his hair and started yelling at the sky, "Why?!"

He then tried catching a cab, which he knew wouldn't happen because… his life fucking sucked right now. He was about to give up and start walking back to his apartment to think up a lie to skip work when a random dude on a random bike stopped in front of him.

Kiba got slightly freaked out and tried to remember if he owed anybody a lot of money. Getting kidnapped and having his organs stolen would be the cherry on this shit cake of a day he has been having so far.

And it's not even lunch time yet.

"Need a lift?"

Kiba narrowed his eyes suspiciously.

The guy rolled his eyes, "Just trying to be a Good Samaritan here."

Kiba weighed the pros and cons of accepting the offer. Worst case scenario, if he did get on the bike – he could die. If he didn't take the ride, he would be massively late to work and Sasuke would call him to his office.

Kiba got on the bike.

Kiba reached office with ten minutes to spare. It looked like his day was finally looking up. He took off his helmet and handed it over to the mystery biker.

"Hey, thanks dude! I owe you one."

The guy gave a deep chuckle, "Then how about a kiss?"

The couple of seconds that it took for Kiba to decipher the stranger's reply was all it took for said stranger to lean and take his payment. He then flashed the shocked brunette a charming smile and sped off.

Kiba stood there for the next three of the ten minutes he had gained, staring at the quickly disappearing bike weaving in the traffic.

"What the fuc – "

Chouji had just reached the front gates of Uchiha Corp when he saw a super awesome bike park near him.

He watched with awe and admiration which turned into confusion when he saw Kiba get off the bike and start talking to the biker with a smile. This then turned into surprise when he saw the biker and Kiba kiss!

Chouji started open mouthed and wide eyed as the biker then sped away leaving Kiba staring at him longingly.

"What the fuc - "

Kiba unfroze himself and started walking. The fear of getting reamed by his demon boss for being late was enough to scare anybody out of their traumatized states. The brunette started walking as fast as he could without looking suspicious. He hunched his shoulders and prayed that no one who knew him had seen what had happened.

"Hey Kiba!"

Kiba groaned, "Oh for fuck's sake."

He stopped and clenched his eyes shut praying that it was someone who wasn't going to make his life more hellish than it already was. He almost cried in happiness when he saw that it was Chouji.

"H– Hey Chouji. 'Sup buddy? Nice day huh? Sunny and bright huh?"

Chouji chucked nervously, "Err… yeah buddy. Sure it is."

They got into the elevator to have one of the most awkward silences in the history of elevator rides. Five whole motherfucking awkward minutes later, the elevator pinged, signaling that they had arrived at the floor.

Kiba and Chouji walked out in unison.

"So… I met your new friend today."

Kiba winced. Chouji continued, "Well, not met exactly. I saw you guys meeting – and – well, it's – I'm happy for you dude. I would have never guessed that you were gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it or anything – "

Kiba stopped his rambling before he blew a fuse or something. "Dude. I don't know what you saw. But – I can assure you. I'm not gay. I have a girlfriend"

Kiba and Chouji had met in college in Suna.

Kiba had been the typical jock and bully. He was the one who made most of the outcast kids' lives harder than it already was. And he did it just for fun. When he shifted to Suna, he was still testing the waters and trying to figure out his place in the college food chain. Everything seemed different, with a higher focus on their academics. He had gotten in through his sports scholarship and so was finding it a little difficult to cope up academically.

When he had first found out that Chouji was going to be his roommate, he had mentally groaned. Chouji seemed like the typical overweight self-conscious teen that Kiba had great fun making fun of in High School. He had been hoping that he would get a fun roommate. Someone who was in the same wavelength as him. Someone with whom he could share his rebellious nature with. Be his partner in crime. Someone who would be there by his side during the best years of his life.

As he saw Chouji meekly unpack and set aside his things, all his dreams of having the most fun college life ever seem to be going up in smoke. He was sure his college years were going to be boring as fuck.

Boy was he wrong.

Chouji smiled nervously.

Kiba and Chouji had known each other for years and got along marvelously. They were best friends. But lately it seems like they had been drifting apart, and well, that hurt. So, understandably, he felt a little hurt that Kiba didn't trust him enough to be honest with him. Didn't he know that Chouji was better than that? He wasn't some judgmental homophobic asshole. But Still, he could understand fear and paranoia. And Chouji was nothing if not supportive.

"A girlfriend?" Chouji asked skeptically. "Since when?"

"Since quite a while now."

"Uh uh. So how come I'm hearing about this just now?"

"Because she's Neji's cousin. And we were keeping it on the down low. You know, coz Neji and Sasuke would castrate me. "

"Riiight." Chouji gave Kiba an indulgent smile. "Sure. That makes a lot of sense Kiba." They had reached their respective cubicles.

Chouji looked at Kiba in the eyes, said with a very serious voice. "You know that no one here is going to judge you for being gay right? I'm not going to think any less of you or anything. And it's ok to suddenly feel confused about something that you thought you knew about yourself. It's natural"

Kiba gave a sigh of frustration. His day could not get any worse. "Chouji! I know that! But I'm not gay. And I never will be."

He looked at Chouji who was looking back at him with a disappointed look in his eyes. He opened his mouth again to say something that he hoped would finally convince his jackass friend. Just then, a heavy hand landed on his shoulder, making him nearly jump from his seat. And the voice of his nightmares followed. "Inuzuka. We need to talk." And then his boss from hell walked away.

Kiba felt like banging his head against his table

"Mother fuc – "

Sasuke wasn't having a particularly good day. He hadn't gotten anywhere with Naruto. And Neji, the asshole, wouldn't stop rubbing his face in it.

Sasuke was getting frustrated as hell. Every morning he woke up with the blonde's image in his mind. He went to sleep, longing that the blonde's warm body was right there with him under the sheets warming him up as well. He had taken it upon himself to stalk the blond bombshell around the office. He was only able to get fleeting glimpses of him without running the risk of Kakashi beating him up into a pulp. All in all, he missed Naruto. Terribly. He missed his beautiful smile, his sweet scent, and his playful retorts. He had started missing everything about him. He wondered if the thought of him even crossed the blonde's mind.

Sasuke missed him dammit! And he was going to sink his pervy claws into that sweet, sweet ass even if it was the last thing that he ever did. Especially if it was the last thing he ever did. Sasuke had to admit, being buried balls deep in the delectable blonde wouldn't be the worst way to go.

Sasuke sighed, finding his inner resolve, and nodded to himself.

It was time to stop being the nice guy.

Neji looked up from his desk in shock, "This was you being a nice guy?!"

Sasuke, as usual, ignored him. Or rather, he was lost in his fantasy with the hot blonde.

They were standing up. Naruto was decked out in that awesomely slutty white shirt, pressed right up against him. Sasuke had his arms wrapped tightly around his waist. Naruto hooked one arm around Sasuke's neck and ran his other hand down his chest.

They started kissing. Nartuo bit his lip gently. Sasuke lowered his arms and lifted the blond with a firm grip on the blonde's wonderfully plush ass. Naruto gave a deep moan and wrapped his long legs around the brunette.

Sasuke walked them over to his bed and dropped the blonde, who was breathing hard with hooded eyes and was writhing around like a little fox in heat. Sasuke was beyond aroused. He grinned wolfishly and leaned over the hot little minx.

He removed one button after another of that shirt while the blond continued to squirm around and pant. Sasuke, still smirking like a lunatic, started kissing the minx's chest. Nartuo then gave another loud moan and arched his back. Sasuke growled and descended on the blonde's nipple, determined to get the blonde to let out more moans like that. –

Sasuke broke out of his day time perving with a throbbing pain on the side of his head. He looked up in time to see Neji looking a little disgusted and pissed at the same time.

Since Neji had given up his office to win the graces of his beloved redhead, he had to take up residence in Sasuke's office instead. Which meant, he had to share office with the biggest pervert that the city had to offer. Not that Neji wasn't a deranged pervert himself, but he, at least, didn't go off into wet dreams every five minutes about Gaara. Well, at least not when he was in the office. That he shared with another person.

As sympathetic as he was about Sasuke's condition, truth be told, he wasn't in a very good mood himself. He could tell that Sasuke had fallen hard for Naruto, and had yet to realize it. Normally, he wouldn't mind Sasuke's perversions all that much. But lately, he has been feeling rather, angry. He missed Gaara. He hadn't known the feisty redhead for long, but the little time that they had together had been enough for him to have gotten quite enamored with graceful redhead.

Sasuke rubbed his head and noticed the stapler on his table.

"What the fuck asshole? " He was about to throw the stapler back at Neji when he heard the knock on his door and whoever had knocked, opened the door tentatively. It was Inuzuka.

"You called?" 'Master', Kiba added in his head, rolling his eyes.

Sasuke turned to Kiba with his poker face and asked him to sit. Kiba hesitated. The whole situation was freaking him out. And so he glanced at Neji, who he considered a the less insane one out of the two, for some reassurance. Neji has his has his poker face on too.

Kiba cursed in his head, 'God damn it!'

Kiba's always had fantastic instincts ever since he was little. He was used to relying on them for his survival. They had never failed him. And right now they were screaming at him to get the fuck out of the room.

After five minutes of blank staring, Sasuke decided that he had enough of the fucking staring and started talking, "You're going to help me with Naruto."

Kiba raised one eyebrow, "Aren't you going to buy me dinner first?"

Neji chimed in, unperturbed, "And same with me and Gaara."

Kiba scoffed, "And why would I do that?" He was annoyed as all hell about how his shitty day was going so shittily. He could only attribute his current suicidal behavior to temporary madness that arose out of the sheer shittiness of his day.

Kiba understood his rash handling of the situation when his instinct's wailing got louder. And also when both Sasuke and Neji stood up and loomed over him.

"Because we fucking say so."

Kiba gulped, and tried to feigned confidence, "I'll tell Kakashi Sensei"

Sasuke gave him a weird look and chuffed, "Ppft! You call him Sensei?" He exchanged looks with Neji who also was wearing an equally incredulous look. "Dude, that's so weird." They then started laughing at him.

Kiba narrowed his eyes, "I'm telling Itachi." Kiba had to stop himself from wincing visibly at how much like a 10 year old tattle tale he sounded like.

Sasuke wasn't taking the moron's bullshit any longer,"Yeah, but that would be after we're done with you."

That's when Kiba remembered just how crazy Sasuke and Neji can be. He saw their menacing looks.

Kiba gulped again, "I'll tell Kakashi." When he saw the two psychopaths falter, he gained some confidence and added, "And he will kick your asses." That seemed to have touched a nerve with Sasuke who leaned over, taking over Kiba's entire line vision.

"That too would be after we kick your ass." Kiba flicked your eyes to Neji who was looking mighty displeased himself. When he turned his attention back to Sasuke, he saw him cracking his knuckles. He vaguely felt like he was in some mafia themed movie. This couldn't really be happening right?

"You realize that this is work place harassment right? You are threatening me with bodily harm. I can have you both arrested."

Sasuke sighed and seemed to back off a bit. Kiba was surprised that he was able to make the man see reason. His slightly unhinged boss ran his hand through his hair, "Inuzuka, this has nothing to do with work. This isn't workplace harassment. We will beat you up out of your workplace." He finished with a winning smile as did Neji.

Kiba stared, finally understanding the depths of madness he was in.

"You guys are insane."

"Thank you." Sasuke grinned, looking genuinely pleased and flattered. Neji, to his credit, looked just as deranged as his insane best friend.

Kiba sighed, "Look guys, I'm really digging the whole mob feel you've got going on here. But I know you're just trying to scare me. I know you aren't actually going to do shit to me. So –" He shrugged his shoulders, "Sorry amigos, no can do."

Sasuke was about to open his mouth and deliver yet another threat, when Neji unceremoniously shoved him away with a sweaty hand over his face, ignoring the indignant, "Eww."

He then stood in front of Kiba and leant over him, taking a page from Sasuke's book. "Listen Inuzuka. You're right, we were just trying to scare you. But if you do this for us, we're going to be supportive of you and Hinata." He then lent back, and smiled, "How's that for a fair deal, huh?"

Kiba pondered over what Neji had told and looked between the two poor lost souls and thought to himself, 'Those two poor assholes had no clue how to actually woo someone's attention. He could see through their façade.

They were genuinely smitten by little blonde and redhead and had no idea how to win them over. It was kind of sad really. He could tell because he used to be just like them, so much so that he felt that working for the black eyed demon known as Sasuke had been some sort of karmic retribution for all the shit that he had pulled in his life, bullying people.

All of that had changed when he met Hinata. He felt happiness for the first time in a long, long time. He wondered how this would change Sasuke and Neji. Would they too turn into decent human beings?' Kiba saw their eager faces and decided. 'Well, it's worth a try. And Naruto and Gaara sure as hell can take care of themselves. They would probably beat the ever living shit out of Sasuke and Neji if they tried to pull something sleazy.'

Kiba was going to be a good Samaritan like that biker dude from today. Well, minus the kiss. That was harassment.

"Alright. I'll help you guys. But I don't know if I actually can be of much help." The happiness that he saw on Sasuke and Neji's faces dissipated any lingering doubts that he might have had about all this.

The two clueless perverts looked at each other and smirked, turning to Kiba in unison, "Oh, I'm sure we'll figure something out."

When Kiba saw the deranged looks sported by his boss and his best friend, he could feel a chill in his bones and sighed mentally.

It almost looked like his already horrible day was going to get much worse.

That couldn't be possible right?

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