John walked into the flat a week later. Then, once again, heard familiar childhood tunes. Trotting quickly up to the flat he wondered what kind of condition he would find Sherlock in. He found him on the couch, almost in a stupor.

"Over the hills, and far away, Teletubbies come to play!" The narration said.

"Please... turn it off..." Sherlock said, almost in a whimper. John messed around with the new remote before finally switching it off. He looked to Sherlock. "Why was it on in the first place?"

"I've finally found out why the world is stupid, because they watch that." He pointed an accusatory finger at the set.

"But why was it on?!" John repeated himself.

"I was watching crap telly, then that... stuff, came on." Sherlock formed a steeple under his chin.

"And you couldn't be bothered to move?" John checked his watch. "What else did you watch? I've been out for 5 hours."

"A show about some talking puppets with ADHD, a program about a young boy that shrank to 4 inches, a moronic monkey, then an oversized dog with a prepubescent girl that cared for him, then a show with a talking lemur." Sherlock flicked down the list.

"And did you learn anything?" John asked in a voice talking down to Sherlock. "Maybe something about compassion, or social skills?" John turned into the kitchen, but then tripped from a slipper to the back of the head.

For those curious, Sesame Street, George Shrinks, Curious George, Clifford, and Zaboomafoo. Just going through flashbacks of old shows. I wanted to add Reading Rainbow or Zoom! as well, but couldn't decide how.