(Author's Note: Ghost Lifty, the ghost form of Lifty, is ghostly white with silver eyes and a ghostly tail.)

Ghost Lifty: Like mah status if you think I'm cute!
Do you like this booty? Like mah status!
If you like mah serious face, like mah status! This mah serious face. (squee)
Like mah status if you love food. (holds an apple)
Like mah status if you a Venomania! (laughter)
Like mah status if you love slinky. Look at that (censored) go!
Like mah status if you love tissue! (blows his nose)
Like mah status if you love Japanese (censored). (cosplays in his outfit from the upcoming story, Haunted by Ghosts)
If you like pumps, like mah status.
Like mah status if you don't give a (censored)!
Like mah status if you have a Tumblr! A Tumblr! (Note: I already made Ghost Lifty a Tumblr.)
Like mah status and I won't do it! (holds a knife)
Like mah status if you love to film yourself. I love to film my (censored) self!
Like mah status if the first time you saw this, you were like ahhhhhhh!~ oh my gosh.
Like mah status if you think I'm sexy.
[PoPiPo by Miku Hatsune plays]
Like mah status if you like mah status!
Like mah status if you like yaoi. (holds Shifty and touches his tail, making Shifty blush in shock)
Like mah status if you like yuri. (holds Josie and turns into a girl, making Josie both shocked and horrified)
You got a phone? Like my status! (has a cellphone)

Pogoriki: Hello…

Ghost Lifty: Hey dude, you know that jerk named Discord?

Pogoriki: Ya dude I know that guy named Discord.

Ghost Lifty: Well you know what he did?

Pogoriki: No dude what he do?

Ghost Lifty: That jerk didn't like my status!
Like my status!
Oh my gosh.