AN: This is a story written by my sister, and edited by me :) Enjoy this hilarious fic! It has nothing to do with "The Case of the Missing Potatoes." x

Chapter 1: The Stain

Captain Levi sat daintily on one of the spare chairs at the edge of the training grounds, a cup of tea in his hand as he dully watched Erwin speak to the new recruits. He sipped on occasion when his boredom got the better of him. After all, he heard this speech at least a dozen times. It really did get boring after awhile, especially when the Commander couldn't be any more creative and change it up.

Really, he should be getting to work on the paperwork he recently received. There were many complaints from Scouting Legion members that their food supplies had major shortages. Mike had been complaining about it for ages, or so it seemed. They had been getting all their other produce and meat rations just fine. When it came to potatoes, however, it was a different story all together.

Levi decided that he could do it later that day. He found himself oddly comfortable with watching Erwin doing his unoriginal speech for the recruits. It was times like this when he wasn't training or fighting titans that he got to observe everything around him like spotting a dirty stain on someone's clothes. Disgusting.

Levi noticed that Erwin was finishing up. He did the military's renowned salute and turned to walk back to the tables. As Erwin walked by, Levi happened to witness a stain of what appeared to be mud splattered across the side of Erwin's pristine shirt. A soft snort escaped him at that moment, especially considering the fact that he tried covering it with his jacket, and who knows how long he'd go before he would bother washing it.

"Erwin," Levi murmured, giving his commander a dull look as he took a sip of his tea. "You're doing an exceptionally poor job at hiding that."

"Excuse me?" Erwin paused in his tracks to turn his attention to the Captain, looking almost disgruntled.

"The stain on your shirt," he paused, a soft sigh escaping him, "is unsanitary."

Erwin stared at Levi another moment, then down at the mud stain smeared across the side of his undershirt. Before looking right back at the shorter soldier who was looking at him expectantly, the blonde simply stared for a long moment. He didn't look very moved by the insult. "If it bothers you that much, then I'll change it." He didn't give much time for replies after that, and without further delay, he turned and moved for the building.