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A young earl sits in his office deep in thought not a single document signed. A scowl perfectly embarked on his face.

"This is a new low Ciel..." The boy whispered to himself.

He groaned in frustration and let his head fall to the desk.

"...He is your butler after all it's part of his job...sort of"

'Tap. Tap. Tap.'

The thirteen year olds head shot up. 'Bloody hell...he's coming.'

The tapping stopped.

'Knock. Knock.'

"Young Master, I have arrived with your afternoon snack. May I come in?"

"C-come in" Ciel said cursing how his voice cracked.

Sebastian opened the door slowly walking in holding a food tray.

"For today's sna-" Sebastian began

"Shut up." Ciel ordered.

"Yes my lord, I will skip to serving you. As you wish." Sebastian bowed.

"No..." Ciel said.

"Pardon my lord?" Sebastian asked mildly surprised.

"I said No...Sebastian ...I..."

"Young master, if you don't mind my asking why are you so red...Are you ill?"

"Damn...I...Oh bloody hell...Sebastian I…Order you to pleasure me." Ciel blurted out cheeks on fire.

"No." Sebastian said simply wide smile gracing his face.

"What do you mean No?! That was an order." Ciel said bewildered.

"I mean No milord, you are 13. I am well past 1,000. As much as I'd love to ravish you. I am neither pedophile nor an idiot. I simply refuse to be thrown in jail for tearing a minor earls' ass in two with my grith. Now shall I get the lotion so the young master can...ehem handle his problem..?"

Ciel could only stare flushed and mouth agape.

"I will take that as a yes and master...close your mouth, you'll catch flies." And with that Sebastian set down the tray and went off to fetch the lotion.

Sebastian returned to Ciel's study with the lotion and placed it on the desk. "I'm glad to see you closed your mouth.

Ciel was still silent.

"If the young master wishes I could moan for him or perhaps take of my shirt or does just standing here turn you on?" Sebastian teased.

"S-shut up and get out." Ciel said as he picked up the lotion and threw it as Sebastian's retreating head.

"I ORDER YOU TO GET RID OF ALL THE CATS YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW ABOUT IN THE SERVANTS CHAMBERS!" Ciel hollered after him.

"What was that milord? I can't quiet hear you over the sound of your throbbing- well you know." Sebastian said head poking in from behind the door. His smirk was maddening.

"Get in here and follow your order you- jerk!" Ciel said as he jumped out of his seat and chased the butler.

"No, Catch me if you can young master~" Sebastian teased as he ran just fast enough so Ciel couldn't reach him.

Finny, Meyrin, and Bard all watched in wonder as the Young Master chased Sebastian around in the garden screaming "Take me now."

"Where does the young master want Sebastian to take him? Maybe we could take him" Finny suggested.

"I don't think that's what the young master means, Finny." Bard said afraid to learn the meaning behind Ciel's screaming.

"I saw this in me Yaoi manga, yes I did."

"What happened in it?" Bard asked.

"I think we'd better cover our eyes yes I do. Or the young master and Sebastian will be angry!" Meyrin yelled as she covered her eyes.

"What is yaoi?" Finny asked covering his eyes none the less.

"Magic…" Meyrin whispered nose bleeding heavily.

THE END