Alright, this is my first ever fanfiction. Surprisingly, I chose League of Legends over Naruto or Pokemon. Oh well who cares? You just want some 5 minute entertainment or to laugh at bad quality. Hope you enjoy though.
Disclaimer: I do not own League of Legends. If I did, I'd probably have enough RP to buy Pulsefire Ezreal or Demonblade Tryndamere.
It was another fine day in Piltlover for Heimderdinger the Yordle Genius, prototype birds were chirping, machines steaming, gears were winding and he had a nice cup of coffee to keep him awake for another 8 hours since last night! Yep, everything was going well, nothing could ruin such a tranquil day like to-
CRASH!
"Yeah, I kind of had that coming." Heimerdinger sighed.
"Well than... what brings you here today Ezreal?" Heimderdinger said without a change in tone or demeanor.
Popping his head out from under a pile of gears and tools, that he somehow always managed to crash into him whenever he flashed into the Yordle's Lab, a boy with golden blonde hair, some marks on his cheeks, a pair of goggles over his eyes and a grin that'll make you reach into your backpocket to make sure all your money's there, smiled and got up from the rubble.
"Hey Heimderdinger!" He said like he didn't just made a mess and potentially crushed another one of the Yordle Scientist's projects. "I just came to say hi to my good ol' buddy who's always been there for me and has never sold me out to a Sexy British Cop that has the ability to shoot me from 300 miles away, behind a building while i'm inside a laboratory and moving arou-
While he was in the middle of talking, a gun shot pierced the wall over him and flew right pass his head, close enough for him to hear it fly right by him.
1 seconds passed, 2 seconds passed,3, 4, 5 and...
"HOLY LEONA! SHE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!" Ezreal yelled while latching onto the annoyed Yordle.
Meanwhile...
Leona shuddered.
"What's wrong Leona?" Pantheon asked, noticing her discomfort.
"I... I felt a disturbance..." Leona said.
Back to where we left off...
Heimderdinger sighed and pressed a button on his watch and a generic chute leading to outside his lab appeared under Ezreal.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Ezreal said as gravity pulled him into it.
Without wasting another second, Heimderdinger went back to work.
Outside Heimerdinger's Lab
"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" Ezreal kept screaming until he crashed into an all to familar pile of trash.
"Note to self, get new friends." Ezreal said to himself.
"Well, what do we have here?" a female british voice asked.
Ezreal turned his head reluctantly to see his female friend smirking at him with a gun over her shoulders.
"Looks like Heimerdinger just took out the trash." She said amused at the sight before her.
Ezreal, with a comical placement of a banana peel on his head, glared at her.
"I'm going to get you back when we get to the League." He said through clenched teeth.
"Oh really?" The Sheriff asked without ever dropping her smile. "Like how you did last time? What was it? You and Sona vs Vayne and me?"
"That doesn't count! Teemo had his mushrooms all over the world!" Ezreal protested.
"What about Nami and me vs you and Taric?" Caitlyn started listing.
"Really? I don't think any guy can play at his best with Taric around. That guy gives me creeps..." Ezreal shivered.
"You and Leona vs Ashe and me?" She asked smirking.
Ezreal thought for a moment, than smirked. "If I remember correctly, that was the same match I got a pentakill."
The Sheriff yawned and waved her hand. "Firing a True Shot Barrage right after Karthus used his ult and Wukong using his ult to knock everyone up doesn't count. That's pretty much a kill steal."
" A kill steal?" Ezreal asked innocently." I wasn't aware that my ult finishing you guys off when you all ganged up and killed Wukong counted as a kill steal."
The brunette narrowed her eyes. "That match ended with me having a score of 16/4/8. What was your score again? 15/3/3?"
Ezreal got up and smirked, not letting up for a bit. "Why yes Madame, I may have gotten less kills but I must say that I managed to get more money overall if I remembered correctly. Not to mention minion kills and I died less. Doesn't that make my score better overall Miss Caitlyn~?" Ezreal said, mocking her accent
"In the end we still won the match." Caitlyn said, pulling out her trump card, clearly getting annoyed at the turn of events.
"I thought this was about basic scores, not about what our teams did." The Explorer said casually dusting himself off.
Caitlyn growled and aimed her gun at Ezreal. "Sounds like someone wants to settle this 1 on 1."
Ezreal used his Arcane Shift to appear behind Caitlyn and snatch her gun. "Yoink!" He teased, grinning about the turn of events.
The officer took a few seconds to realize the lack of her gun. Instantly she lunged at Ezreal, losing her temper and reaching for her gun.
The Explorer already used to getting tackled, thanks to a certain light magic using blonde, strapped the gun to his back and caught the brunette and held her bridal style.
"Now now Officer, there's a law against assault isn't there?" Ezreal taunted. "What would Vi think?"
Blushing, Piltlover's sheriff started flailing, promising bad things to Ezreal if he doesn't put her down.
"LET ME GO OR I'LL KILL YOU!" She fumed.
"Hmmm..." Ezreal pretended to consider. "Nah"
"Ezreal I swear to god, if you don't put me down I will shoot you as soon as I get my gun back!" Caitlyn said flailing her arms. Making the boy have to change how he held her. Having one arm around her as she had to cling to him.
" I didn't hear a pleaaaase~!" The Prodigy teased again.
"Please go jump off a cliff and slit your throat on the way down." She asked in a sweet voice.
"Aww, why do you have to be so mean~?" Ezreal asked before holding her closer. "I'm always nice to you~"
Failing to stop her face from turning red, the officer stayed quiet and covered her face.
"Wait, I know why you're so mean now!" Ezreal said suddenly as if he had an epiphemy. "You're a tsundere!"
Caitlyn merely thumped him on the head as a response to his theory.
"Idiot! I'm not! Now put me down!" She screamed.
The blonde ignored the hit he recieved and smirked. "You just proved me right~!"
" WOULD THE 2 OF YOU SHUT UP?! I'M TRYING TO WORK!" Heimerdinger's voice can be heard on the speaker. "GO AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE WITH YOUR ROMANCE!" Piltlover's Genius Yordle said with annoyance.
Passerby's looked over at Caitlyn and Ezreal.
One was covering her face, embarrassed and the other merely grinned and waved at them.
"Yeah sorry, she's not honest about her feelings." The boy said with no sense of morality. "Yeah she usually talks about the fuzzy handcuffs she has at home for me though."
The last comment made Caitlyn snapped and bite Ezreal on his shoulder.
Now normally, that would make any guy scream, however, Ezreal was a champion that has dealed with alot of pain, such as getting burned by an 8 year old, getting rammed into by a purple ram thing, getting shot by various archers and shooters, being freezed to death, having a monkey beat him witha gold stick, getting electrocuted and you get the idea. Ezreal just ignored the teeth sinking into him and the blood being drawn and said with no change in expression. "Yeah she's into getting kinky in public."
Caitlyn was not amused.
The next morning...
Ezreal eventually had to put the officer down when Vi came in, telling them they had a robber, teleporting and leaving cards wherever he stole.
Of course, that did not ease anything on the blonde when he woke up to find that his whole room was filled with traps. Yordle Snap Traps.
...
Meanwhile...
"GODDAMMIT THAT ONE HURT!" A boy's voice can be heard all over Piltlover.
Caitlyn, drinking a cup of tea, merely smirked. "Payback's a bitch and so am I, love."
And that is a wrap. First ever fanfiction so dun get mad at meeeeeee. Well you can. Just please don't. ;-;
Anyways that was a random day in the life of our favorite Explorer... Dora.
Jk.
These are the days when he isn't exploring or at the League.
Will I make another chapter? I dunno.
If I do I'll add more characters.