Behind the Scenes in Cocoon of Lies

Ebony Nemesis's muse Adonis's warning:

Hi there! For those of you who are reading this message, I'm impressed. You endured all the chapters of the fic (or maybe you just skipped because you wanted something fun to read, suits me fine also). Well, I'm here to tell you that all of you who've actually read the fic and liked it, well the following is going to be SOME insult to it. Like seriously, it's when Nemmy's head kind of spins out of control due to excessive amount of trash over-flow. They say that parodies are insults to the original and this is a perfect example. But if you decide to ignore this warning, I cannot stop you, continue at your risk. Remember that neither Nemmy nor I hold any responsibility for any mental or physical OR spiritual damage this may cause you.

THE TERROR BEGINS

Ken: Remind me again why we¡¯re at a studio?

Omi: We¡¯re getting paid millions to do a movie on¡­ uh, I don¡¯t know.

Ran: Shi-ne

Yohji: Knew you were going to say that.

Schuldig: HEY! It¡¯s the kitties!

Ran: Shi-ne

Nagi: *to his girlfriend* He really have a limited vocabulary doesn¡¯t he?

Aya: *to his boyfriend* Yeah¡­

Omi: Hey, if you two are referred to as boyfriend and girlfriend to each other¡­ then¡­

Ran: YOU¡¯RE GOING OUT WITH SCHWARTZ, AYA-CHAN?

Omi: Go easy on the cap locks Ran-kun.

Ran: I¡¯M NOT SPEAKING IN CAPS LOCK DAMN IT! I CAN¡¯T BELIEVE SCHWARTZ ABDUCTED MY SISTER SHI-NE! _

Nemmy *To Adonis* are you sure we¡¯re in the right studio?

Adonis: Yah! Two redheads, two blonds, three brunettes, an American and a psycho, four guards and four other people¡­

Nemmy: What kind of cast and crew is that?

Adonis: Hey! There¡¯s bishounens!

Nemmy: Adonis, I hate to say this to you but they¡¯re not your dinner.

Adonis: Aww¡­

Nagi: Hi, I¡¯m Naoe Nagi, are you our director?

Nemmy: DID YOU HEAR THAT ADONIS? He¡¯s referring to me as a DIRECTOR! I sound so important!

Adonis: Nemmy, I thought we established the fact earlier that I am the director¡­

Nemmy: Who cares? I lied.

Nagi: Why am I scared?

Ken: Can we play soccer?

Nemmy: uh, not really, you¡¯re here to act¡­

Brad: Hate to point this out and interrupt insanity but some of us *gestures to everybody* can¡¯t act.

Nemmy: Can you be yourselves then?

Brad: Saw that coming¡­

Nemmy: I don¡¯t like your attitude.

Brad: Neither I yours. So we¡¯re even.

Adonis: Ok, before Nemster starts getting on everybody¡¯s nerves¡­

Nemmy: Watch your mouth Adonis!

Adonis: *Glares* AS I WAS SAYING¡­ before Nemmy gets on everybody¡¯s nerves, I¡¯ll go over why you¡¯re here¡­

Ken: Thank lord.

Schuldig: *Is asleep because he read Adonis¡¯s mind*

Brad: *Is asleep because he saw what Adonis was going to say* (is it possible to see what another¡¯s going to say?)

Adonis: *Throws fireballs at Schu* Pay attention damn it!

Schu: *Hair is on fire so he wakes up* Ack! My hair! Fuck you harp-boy!

Adonis: WHAT did you call me?

Schu: Nemesis can call you that then so can I¡­

Adonis: NEMMY?

Nemmy: I only said it in my mind¡­ once, cos I was so pissed at you¡­ only ONCE!

Adonis: *Turns to Schu* I will give you two warnings; your first warning is already expired.

Schu: Whatever, Greeks are so annoying sometimes¡­

Adonis: I AM NOT¡­

Nemmy: You two, break it up. Ok, everybody, before they kill each other, you¡¯re here to cast my beautiful wonderful bestest fic ever! Cocoon of Lies¡­

Ran: *sleep talks* we all weave ourselves in a cocoon of lies for escape¡­

All: *Throw stuff at him*

Schu: Does it have sex?

Nemmy: Yes¡­

Yohji: Goodie¡­

Ken: Am I going to play soccer?

Nemmy: No¡­

Ken: But¡­ soccer is fun and balls are round¡­

Schu: we don¡¯t need to know the latter¡­

Adonis: You have such a dirty mind¡­

Schu: At least I don¡¯t have innocent young men for dinner¡­

Adonis: *Snorts* Yeah that¡¯s because you can¡¯t AFFORD them¡­

Schu: I don¡¯t like you.

Adonis: I hate you.

Nemmy: Break it up boys¡­ Anyway, we¡¯ll get started straight away¡­ so here are the scripts.

All get scripts sans Ran and Brad who are asleep.

Adonis: *Throws fireballs are Ran and Brad* GET UP!

Ran: *Hair is on fire but looks the same anyway, wakes up* Shi-ne.

Brad: *Armani suit on fire* you¡¯re so going to pay for my suit, this has insurance.

Nemmy: *Rolls eyes*

Omi: *Reading script* Ran has to have sex with Schuldig?

Ran: WHAT? WHERE?

Omi: Chap 5 and 7.

Nagi: *is a prodigy and has already finished reading the entire script* and 19 and 26.

Ran: *Grabs Katana, aims at Nemmy* NEMESIS¡­. SHI-NEEEE! *velvet underworld playing in background*

Adonis: Great¡­ just great, d¨¦j¨¤-vu.

Nemmy: *Running like mad* ADONIS!

Adonis: What?

Nemmy: *panting* A little help would be appreciated here.

Adonis: Oh. *Throws fireball at Ran, knocks him out.*

Schu: I can¡¯t believe Nemmy actually put up with a muse like you

Adonis: Well YOU try being her muse!

Schu: Ok.

Nemmy: Adonis, go do your producer/editor job, I¡¯ve got Schu now.

Adonis: I didn¡¯t say I was quitting¡­

Schu: But Nemmy already said I¡¯m her muse

Nemmy: Uh oh¡­

Adonis: *Thinks* nobody said there couldn¡¯t be two muses for one person¡­

Nemmy: Uh, no thanks one of you is *whispers* more than enough for me to handle¡­

Schu: We¡¯ll both be her muse!

Nemmy: What is the deities doing up there?

Farfie: Not calling god ¡°god¡± hurts god.

All: *throws things at him*

Omi: I can¡¯t believe you made me fall for Ran.

Ran: *wakes up* WHAT? WHERE?

All: Read your script!

Ran: Oh.

Ken: I can¡¯t believe you made me gay and fall for Yohji, YOHJI of all people.

Yohji: I can¡¯t believe you made me into a bastard, and I¡¯m a ladies man, not Ken¡¯s.

Brad: I can¡¯t believe you made me so talkative, and make me die¡­

Nagi: I can¡¯t believe you made me fall for a WEISS¡­ Eww¡­

Farfie: Repeating same sentence structures hurts god.

All: *throws things at him*

Nemmy: Look, I¡¯m already going broke because I have to pay you and hire all the equipments and all that, so if any of you complain anymore¡­*grabs Ran¡¯s katana and stands in a Ran pose* Shi-ne.

Ran: Impressive.

All: *stares*

Ran: What?

Adonis: he¡­ he¡¯s not saying anything in caps locks other than shi-ne and 'hn'!

Ran: Shi-ne

Adonis: *sweat drop* o¡­k¡­ now, I trust everybody has read the script?

All sans Farfie nod.

Adonis: Jei Farfello, have you read the script?

Farfie: Not following instructions angers god and he¡¯ll have a heart attack.

Adonis: *menacingly* NO, not reading script angers Adonis and Adonis has satanic powers, so not reading script pleases god!

Farfie: *whimpers and reads script*

Schu: Keep going harp-boy¡­ and you can replace Hannibal some day.

Adonis: You call me harp-boy one more time Nazi¡­

Schu: NAZI! I¡¯m not a god damned Hitler follower¡­stupid wog!

Adonis: WHAT did you call me? Wog! I don¡¯t have fucking olive skin thank you very much imbecile!

Schu: Idiot!

Adonis: Jerk!

Schu: Slut!

Adonis: Bitch!

Nemmy: You two shut up right now or both of you are getting unemployed. Adonis, you¡¯re the producer, tell us about sets and film location and schedules and crap.

Adonis: Ok, we¡¯re going to film the scenes at the Weiss residential and inside Koneko no Sume Ie first and we¡¯re going to film it at the Weiss residential and Koneko no Sume Ie which are scenes one, two, eight, ten, eleven ¡­

Nemmy: *is asleep because she already knows this crap*

Brad: *is asleep because he¡¯s seen it all before hand*

Nagi and Omi: *following Adonis easily because they¡¯re prodigies*

Aya, Yohji, Ken: *frantically trying to follow up with Adonis and flipping the scripts so furiously some pages come flying off*

Ran: *broods cos he can¡¯t keep up* Shi-ne, fuck it.

Schu: *Not worried cos he¡¯s reading Adonis¡¯s mind* Ran-Ran! Did you just swear?

Ran: Shi-ne Schu

Schu: *Suddenly finding Ran much more interesting then Adonis¡¯s instructions* Hey, are you dating anybody?

Ran: Yes

Schu: No you¡¯re not, you¡¯re just saying it.

Ran: Fuck you

Schu: You¡¯ll get to do that soon. Do you want to go out?

Ran: No

Schu: Aw, why?

Ran: cos I¡¯m dating somebody.

Schu: who?

Ran: Shi-ne

Farfie: talking in short phrases hurts god.

Ran/Schu: *throws things at him*

Adonis: and the whole thing¡¯s going to take very long and we¡¯re going to start tomorrow. Have we all got that?

All sans Farfie: Yes sir!

Adonis: Farfello? Have you got that?

Schu: he¡¯s going to say not following your instructions hurt god anyway, why ask?

Farfie: *Suddenly breaks down and starts bawling* Why are you all so mean to me?! Whenever I say something you start throwing things at me or shout at me! Especially the one who just blabbered on non-stop, and he doesn¡¯t even care if I can follow up or not! Meanie poos! I¡¯m not talking to you! *Runs off bawling*

Adonis: He¡¯s actually making me guilty!

Schu: Back off! Guilty is my name!

Adonis: Yes ¡®Guilty¡¯, you can get married to Prudence some day!

Nemmy: *wakes up due to the fact she senses something happening that¡¯s not good* Adonis you¡¯re losing your touch!

Adonis: *waves Nemmy off* What ever. *Sees Ran all for a sudden* Oooooh, pretty thing! Can I have him for dinner?

Schu: Hey! Mine, back off!

Adonis: I don¡¯t see him having a tag that says ¡®guilty¡¯ on it.

Ran: Shi-ne

Nemmy: *Grits her teeth* any questions?

Ran: How am I supposed to switch bodies with Mastermind?

Nemmy: You¡­ uh¡­ *grabs Adonis in front of her as a shield* you won¡¯t be switching bodies with him, you have act him¡­

Ran: Ok

Nemmy: What? You aren¡¯t going to shi-ne me?

Schu: I have to act like a prude who¡¯s got a whole fucking tree stuck up in his ass?

Nemmy: Um¡­yes. You¡¯re the only ones who¡¯re going to have to act.

Yohji: Hey, I have to act like I¡¯m gay.

Adonis: Oh I know you¡¯re not exactly ruler straight¡­

Schu: *snorts* what, by experience?

Adonis: No, I read his mind.

Schu: YOU¡¯RE A TELEPATH?

Adonis: *Rolls eyes* I didn¡¯t fuck Satan for nothing you know.

Schu: *smirks he¡¯s trademark smirk* so you SLEPT for your powers?

Adonis: Better then getting god-knows-what injected into your brain.

Adonis and Schu have a glaring contest.

Farfie: *from a far away place* god knows nothing¡­

Adonis and Schu continues glaring at each-other for another fifteen minutes

Ran ¡­I quote, ¡°and they call ME the death-glare person¡±

Nemmy: good to know you¡¯re already remembering your lines. Ok, break it up you two. *Schu and Adonis ignore her* I SAID, break it UP! You two! Ok, both of you are fired Ran¡¯s my newest muse now.

Ran: shi-ne

Outtakes

Scene: When Ran and Omi were staring at each other:

Ran: You will stay at home

Omi: I will come with you

Ran: It's an order Bombay

Omi: THAT'S IT! I've had enough of you pretending to be my mother! Why don't you just go jump off a cliff and get out of my life or something? I mean seriously you are just like so god forsaken bitchy sometimes! God I hate you! You hear that? I fucking HATE you! *runs away crying*

Ran: did he just say fuck?

Adonis: CUT!

Scene: When Nagi meets Omi in the nightclub

Nagi: Is this seat taken?

Omi: *shakes head*

Nagi: *sits down on a fart cushion, very loud and undignified sound comes out*

Omi: HHAHAHHAHAHHAHA! OH MY GOD! Can't breathe¡­

Adonis: CUT! What have I said about those cushions?

Series of Unfortunate incidents and accidents during the course of Ran and Schu's first night:

Scene: On the elevator Ran and Schu are¡­ um, doing things¡­

Old lady walks in on level 2.

Ran: ¡­¡­

Old lady grins.

Schu: *sweat drop*

Old lady: you boys continue doing handy panky and don't my lil' ol' me!

Ran: *sweat drop*

Old lady gets off at level 13

Ran: SHI-NE!

Adonis: *sweat drops* was she an extra?

Scene: In front of the apartment where Schuldich is fiddling with the keys:

Schu: damn it, I think I brought the wrong keys.

Ran: dickhead

Schu: There's always the car

Ran: OH NO YOU ARE NOT GETTING MY CAR DIRTY! I'm out of here. *walks off*

Schu: the moral of the story is, always bring the right set of keys and never forget to leave a spear one around

Adonis: CUT! Get the right keys

Scene: In front of the apartment, where Schuldich fiddles around with the keys

Cleaner pushes a huge trolley and sweeps Ran on the trolley

Ran: HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPP!

Schu: Just a minute, god you're impatient

*After 10 minutes*

Schu: Got it!

Schu: ¡­..

Schu: RAN!

Adonis: CUT! Somebody go chase that cleaner back!

They finally got into the apartment:

Scene: Schu backs Ran to the sofa, Ran falls on it

Schu: /I told you I'm not some kind of substitute/ *jumps on Ran*

Ran: AHHHH! *loses balance and tumbles on the floor with Schuldich*

Schu: grrr¡­.

Adonis: CUT! Can you two get on with it?

Scene: Afterwards

Ran: You know it's going to kill you

Schu: fuck off

Adonis: CUT! Stick to the lines! *whacks Schuldich with his wok*

Scene: Schuldich grabs Ran and twists his arm:

Schu: How could you not know?

Ran: Oh for the love of fucking god NO, let go of me¡­. You broke my arm! You dumb fuck! Get off! Gah! Ow, ow, ow, fuck, shit, fucking Schwartz! I'm going to fucking murder you! You fucking imbecile! Son of a whore! Did you mother drop you on the head or something?

Schu: WAHHH! *Runs off into space*

Adonis: CUT! Somebody go chase Schuldich back and get the medical kit!

Ran: shi-ne

Scene: When Brad comes home

Nagi: *opens the door, sees Brad* OH GOD! I'm SEEING THINGS! AHHHHHH! *has a heart attack, dies*

Adonis: CUT! Somebody get another Nagi

Scene: The 'bitch fight'

Schu: I hate you!

Brad: you're just jealous of me

Schu: Na uh! You are! You're jealous that I have nice hair!

Brad: You're jealous cos I have a fashion sense and you don't !

Schu: I hate you!

Brad: me too!

Adonis: AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Can't¡­ fucking¡­. Breathe¡­. Stick to lines¡­. Cut¡­. Hahahahhahahhaahhahha!

All: he's lost it.

Scene: the sunset

Schu: Lets run off into the sunset together Ran!

Ran: I don¡¯t like sunsets

Schu: O¡­.k¡­.

Adonis: I can't find this scene, CUT!

Scene: Where Tot enters

Schu: Hi little girl, where's daddy?

Ran: Her dad's dead! Isn't he little girl? Daddy's little girl, so nice and pretty, now nobody's going to like you, ha, ha! You're all alone and nobody's ever going to love you!

Tot: WAHHHHH! *runs away crying*

Adonis: Ran! Don't steal lines.

Scene: Where the two exchanged bodies

Ran: What the hell? I don't have orange hair!

Schu: Oh my god, I'm seeing things, I'm seeing things¡­. Ah! *faints*

Adonis: Cut! Ran, slap him, hard!

Scene: In the Schwartz house

Nagi: *paces back and forth in front of Brad* he's not home, where could he be? Is he dead? He'd better not be! Or I'll resurrect him and kill him again! Oh god, please come home!

Brad: *Gets dizzy* Nagi¡­

Nagi: *continues* He can't be dead can he? Why did I let him go alone? I should have gone with him? What if he got eaten by a BIG BAD WOLF! Oh god he's dead? No he can't be dead¡­

Brad: Nagi I'm going to¡­

Nagi: And I was pouring water over him! To think, I was being such a bastard, I would say sorry to him and I'd make up to him and I'd never ever argue with him again, and I'd kick Brad out if I have to¡­ oh god he's not dead, he's not dead¡­

Brad: *Throws up due to Nagi-sickness*

Adonis: Cut! Get me a bucket! No, literally!

Scene: The morning after the switch; Schwartz's

Ran: ¡­

Brad: I think this is one of my visions¡­ *spills coffee on himself* AH!

Adonis: Cut! Clumsy people¡­

Scene: The morning after the switch; Schwartz's 2

Nagi: eat your pancakes.

Ran: *grunt*

Nagi: Manners Schu!

Ran: *grunt*

Nagi: *throws pancake at him* that shall teach you! Bitch! *runs away crying*

Ran: *grunts painfully*

Adonis: Cut! Get another Nagi! We're running out of these aren't we?

Scene: The morning after the switch, Weiss

Schu: *sees fan girls* hmmm¡­ *Sends evil pictures of very, very disturbing things into their minds*

Fan-girls: AHHH! *runs away*

Omi: Ran-Kun! How did you do that?

Schu: Practice Omi *evil grin*

All: YAY! FINALLY!

Scene: Omi gets jealous, soap opera style (as if it's not soapy enough!)

Schu: so, what do you think of my boy ~friend ^_^

Omi: Hn¡­ (shows you he's been living with Aya for too long)

Schu: you don't like him? L

Omi: you *pause* expect me to *pause, emphasize* like him?

Schu: You're just *pause* jealous

Omi: I am NOT!

Schu: It eats you away like *pause* acid!

Omi: Who do you think you are? Yohji Kudou?

Schu: What did you say?

Omi: YOHJI KUDOU!

Schu: Bitch! *walks off*

Omi: WAHHHH!

Adonis: oh my god! I'm so freaked¡­

Scene: the beachside

Ran: How many did you spend from my account?

Schu: only about 1000000000000000000000000 yen.

Ran: BASTARD! You're going to pay me back! With high interest rate as well!

Schu: for god's sake you can just use my money¡­.

Ran: I don't want to use money stained with blood¡­ wait a minute, mine is as well¡­

Schu: Ran, do you think you need to lie down?

Ran: shi-ne

Adonis: *repeatedly hits head with his own wok* why, why do I submit to such torture¡­

Scene: The nightclub

Farf: helllllooooo little one!

Nagi: *sweat drop*

Farf: You're going to hell¡­¡­. Bwahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahha!

Nagi: AHHHHHHHH! *runs away*

Adonis: CUT! Farfie! Stick to being sane, and we're out of Nagis, got to buy some¡­

Scene: Yohji's entry

Yohji: Am I missing something here? If not, what's going.¡­? AHH! *trips down stairs*

Adonis: AH, clumsiness, CUT

Scene: After the bonding

Ran: What is that?

Schu: We burst the lamp Ran

Ran: NO! What is the SOUND?

Schu: What sound?

Ran: Listen *distant "drum, drum, drum..."*

Schu: Oh my god, I think I forgot Masafumi placed a curse on me a while ago cos I told Tot that he had a small dick. Now every time I bond with somebody, a stampede of mashimaros comes ¡­.

Ran: WHAT? ¡­no, not those god forsaken rabbits¡­

Schu: I'm sorry¡­ I didn't mean to¡­

Ran: Later! RUN!

Adonis: CUT! Nemmy! Keep your chaos-fucking soft toy rabbits locked up!

Scene: Schwartz

Brad: Oh I¡¯m pretty sure you remember it¡­

Ran: *touches sheet*

Brad: ¡®People¡¯s thoughts taste like honey, and memories are the extra sugar¡¯ remember?

Ran: *fists sheet*

Brad: Besides, we all know that you have the best memory out of all of us.

Ran: *clutches sheet tightly*

Brad: I¡¯m pretty sure you remember exactly where it is

Ran: *RIIIIIPPPP! Destroys sheet*

Adonis: CUT! Get better sheets!

Scene: when Brad wants to do bad things to Ran

Nagi: What are you two doing¡­? AHHHH! *Falls down stairs*

Adonis: WHAT'S WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Scene: When Brad dies

Brad: BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA¡­. ACK!*chokes on blood, dies*

Nagi: I killed him

Ran: You killed him

Nagi: I killed him?

Ran: You killed him

Nagi: I killed him!

Ran: You killed him

Nagi: I ¡­.*killed*¡­. him

Ran: You killed him

Nagi: *I*¡­.. killed him

Ran: You killed him

Nagi: I killed *him*¡­

Ran: You killed him

Nagi: Ikilledhim

Ran: You killed him

Adonis: THAT'S IT! I'm out of here, Nemmy can take over.

Nemmy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Scene: Ken in France

Ken: *walks in room, stares at picky* oh god¡­.

Ken: *sits on sofa, something is beneath in, he pulls it out* Ack! Condom!

Ken: *goes to TV, picks up photo, sees something beneath, picks it up* Ack! Condom!

Ken: *goes to kitchen, gets cup, pulls out something beneath it* Ack! Condom!

Ken: *goes to bathroom* ACK!

Ken: *goes to bedroom* ACK!

Ken: *goes to rubbish bin, looks in* OH MY GOD! USED ONES!

Ken: *goes back to living room* AHHH! I¡¯m surrounded by condoms! *faints*

Nemmy: CUT! Yohji, clean up after yourself!

Scene: Ken sets the kitchen on fire

Ken: *fails, burns hair*

Ken: AHHHH! MY HAIR!

Nemmy: Cut¡­.

Scene: In the car

Ran: *gets pissed off, starts driving like crazy, hits 2 lampposts, 2 old ladies (that's for getting in the elevator!) and getting about 1000000000000 speeding and red light tickets*

Schu: Ran! Be careful!

Nemmy: CUT! Somebody get Ran a driving teacher.

Scene: Attack of Schoenen

Schoenen: Time for revenge kittens

Ran: Do you hear high heels?

Omi: I thought Ran-Kun (the switch, remember?) scared them away

Schu: *reads mind* oh my god, tell me it's not¡­

*5 American cheerleaders jump into the room*

C.L.: HI! *shakes boobs*

All: AHHHH!

Nemmy: NO! Attack of the abnormal body parts! Get them OUT OF HERE! AHHHHHH!

NB: I have nothing against American culture. It's just those cheerleaders who go around screaming "Wow I have boobs!" (©Nova mist) are so scary¡­.

Scene: Masafumi eating his arm

M.: Hello little brother¡­

Omi: NO, I killed you¡­ I did!

M.: *breaks off arm and eats it* yum, yum, want some little brother?

Omi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs off crying*

Scene: Nagi's jump

Nagi: *jumps*

Farfie: Forgets to start up car

Nagi: ACK! *uses telekinesis to stop himself*

Nemmy: CUT!

Scene: Nagi's jump

Nagi: *jumps*

Farfie: *drives too slow*

Nagi: AHHH! *gets hit*

Nemmy: Get me another Nagi!

Scene: Nagi's jump

Nagi: *hesitates, then jump*

Farfie: *already drove past*

Nagi grr¡­.

Nemmy: And another!

Scene: Nagi's jump

Nagi: I refuse to jump

Nemmy: too late *pushes him off*

*Nagi falls onto Farfie's windscreen

Farfie: Ack!

Nemmy: this has GOT to be the most takes for one single shot

Scene: Where Yohji's being pissy at the beach

Yohji: AHHHHHHHHH! FUCKING KEN! FUCKING LIFE! I HATE YOU ALL! *kicks pebble and one unfortunate random extra dies*

Nemmy: Cut! Get Yohji a therapist! And bury the body!

Scene: Where Ran jumps off a cliff

Ran: Let go Schu

*sleeve rips, suddenly magical power makes Ran float on midair*

Ran: Look everybody, I'm a little birdie! Yay! Watch me FFFLLLLLYYYY!

Nemmy: Ah!

The Cocoon of Lies Bonding Advertisement

SHOT 1: Interior, nightclub, night:

Camera follows Ran and Schu are dancing, they kiss

SHOT 2: Exterior, nightclub, night:

Close up of Ran screams as he reaches his orgasm.

SHOT 3: Exterior, nightclub, night:

Still of the exploded lamp

END SCREEN: Black background, white letters:

"Bonding, where are your choices taking you?"