Prompt: Giant Scissors

Characters: Generation of Miracles, mainly Akashi and Aomine; Satsuki Momoi

No. of words: 656 (excluding A/N)

Summary: Aomine should I have known by now that hiding his magazines inside the gym is a really bad idea,specially when one hetero-chromatic, scissors-wielding captain finds out

Genre: Humor (?)

Thud! The crate holding the teams basketball balls fell down with a not so soft sound when Ryota Kise accidentally bumped into it while trying to catch a ball from Kuroko. The balls rolled all around the gym floor and the crater itself tilted, creating a really loud noise at it fell down.

...and along with it came a rather interesting magazine. Yes, hidden underneath all those orange, round balls is something not meant for kids younger than eighteen and yet purchased anyway...in other words it's not something meant for people with virgin eyes and untainted innocence.

It was Daiki's magazine Or should we say, Daiki's Mai-chan photo book.

Nonetheless, Akashi isn't a bit amused.

"Aomine Daiki..." Said tanned boy gulped, fearing for his might soon to be short-lived life. "You dared tarnish the teams basketball balls with your unholy stash of pornographic materials"

"I d-did not intend to do it!" Said ace player tried to reason out. Sweating even before their daily practice have started.

"Oh? Then mind giving me a reasonable explanation, Daiki"

"I m-must have a-accidentally left it behind when I was assigned for clean up duty. Yeah that's it"

"Ah, so you won't mind if I 'accidentally' end up cutting them to pieces will you?"

"What!? Don't touch Mai-chan, Akashi!"

"Oh, so you dare order me around?" Akashi's eyes glinted dangerously. Despite having a reputation for being a bad boy who rarely listens to anyone, Aomine obeys every word from his team captain and easily crumbles down on his gaze. There might have been some absolute law from whoever gods above that Akashi Seijuro should be far more superior than his fellow humans.

"Goodbye Aomine-kun" Kuroko actually waved with a deadpanned voice.

"Dai-chan! I knew you should have started using those glutathione soaps I gave you! Now they'll be going to waste"

"Here Aominechin, your last meal before dying" Atsushi reluctantly tried to pass a bag of fish crackers at the tanned man.

"Aominechii I will miss you, ssu~" Ryota whined, a bit too dramatically.

"You should have listened to my advice earlier and carried a yellow baby bottle with you as a lucky item" Midorima stated nonchalantly as he wiped his glasses clean.

"Shut up all of you. Traitors! What happened to one for all, all for one?"

"There's no such thing Aomine-kun"

"What!?"

"You're on your own, Dai-chan" Momoi stepped away from her childhood friend.

"Have you said your last words yet, Daiki?" Akashi Seijuro walked closer to his teammate with a rather intimidating aura. Aomine Daiki suddenly felt that his legs have started to crumble down. Damn Akashi and his demonic manipulating skills!

"Come on Akashi! It won't happen again!"

"Oh?" Akashi's heterochromatic eyes glinted "I suppose I can still let you live then"

"Thank god"

"...but it doesn't mean that your photo book will have the same fate" That being said, the Teiko captain produced a giant gardening shears from out of nowhere.

Everyone, minus Kuroko who kept his deadpanned expression and Murasakibara who only continued munching on some potato chips had their eyes staring at the giant gardening shears with fear.

Akashi did not only break the laws of physics -he'd done it a couple of times- but what's more fearing is the fact that he's currently holding a giant gardening shears.

*Snip*

A fucking giant gardening shears!

"Hold this up, Atsushi" The purple giant who only follows Akashi's orders took the magazine in his hands and hold it up. His bag of potato chips secured in between his mouth.

*Snip* *Snip* *Snip*

Looks like the demonic team captain really enjoys his little playtime with his giant scissors.

Aomine Daiki can only watch with pure horror as the sharp tool slowly cut his possession into hundreds of pieces.

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