Direct TV: Fairy Tail

It looks like our little heroine's going to star in a Direct TV commercial...can you guess what's going to happen? Though in retrospect you can never really predict what's going to happen in a Direct TV commercial...though it's never anything good. Heh heh.

When you wait forever for the cable guy, you get bored.

"I'm bored...when is my cable guy going to show up?" inquired Lucy Heartphilia.

When you get bored, you decide to do something crazy.

"I know! I'll do something crazy! That ought to keep me entertained." said Lucy.

When you decide to do something crazy...you walk around Fairy Tail wearing nothing but your underwear.

"Look at me everyone! I'm wearing my strapless bra!" exclaimed Lucy.

When you walk around Fairy Tail wearing nothing but your underwear, you give your teammates nosebleeds.

"My nose!" bellowed Natsu.

"Gah!" screamed Gray.

When you give your teammates nosebleeds, they decide to consult Makarov.

"Guildmaster, you've got to do something about Lucy! She's parading around Fairy Tail wearing nothing but her underwear!" bellowed Natsu.

"She's whaaaaattt?!" exclaimed Makarov.

When they decide to consult Makarov, he decides to take matters into his own hands.

"So, she wants to walk around Fairy Tail in her underwear, does she? Let's teach her a lesson then..." Makarov spoke to himself.

When Makarov teaches you a lesson, he yells at you at the top of his lungs.

"What were you thinking?! Do you have any sense of modesty!" bellowed Makarov.

"I'm sorry, guildmaster..." apologized Lucy.

When Makarov yells at you at the top of his lungs, his blood pressure rises.

Makarov's face promptly turned red.

"Are you feeling OK, guildmaster?" inquired Lucy.

When Makarov's blood pressure rises, he ends up having a heart attack.

"Gah! I'm having a heart attack!" bellowed Makarov.

"Nooooooo!" exclaimed Lucy.

When Makarov has a heart attack, he ends up at the Fairy Tail hospital.

"Don't worry, he'll be fine...though he'll be a patient for about a week." explained the doctor.

"What have I done..." thought Lucy.

Don't make Makarov end up at the Fairy Tail hospital. Get rid of cable and upgrade to Direct TV today.

So what did you think? I'm sure Lucy will be upgrading to DirectTV after what happened to her guildmaster...am I correct? I know that's what I would do if I were in her situation...then again, I'm not actually a girl...though I can pretend to be one if you guys want. Heh heh heh.

Anyways, have a good one!