A roaring waterfall crashed down into a lake, underwater fish darted every which way avoiding predators, or dodging the shinobi jumping around the water in his underpants in his fruitless attempts to capture a fish. "AAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!" Naruto screamed out in frustration. "Damn fish!" Naruto said lowly, his stomach growling agreeing with him, which grew Naruto's frustration.

"YOU DAMN FISH!" Naruto yelled out, pointing an accusing finger across the lake. "THERES NO WAY YOU CAN OUT FOX ME, THE GREAT NARUTO UZUMAKI!" The yell went unanswered as it echoed into the woods and was deafened by the waterfall. The only creature that gave Naruto any heed at his yell was a lone wolf giving him a canine equivalent of a raised eyebrow with its ears standing at attention.

"What are you looking at mutt?!" the wolf gave only a low whine before turning away and dashing off into the brush.

Turing to the water, Naruto got an evil look in his eye and pulled out six kunai with each one tagged with an explosive seal." YEAAAAH!" with that yell Naruto threw kunai scattering them across the lake, each one hitting the bottom in a matter of seconds. And just then a faint glow emanated from the bottom of the lake sending the fish in the lake and water sailing sky-high!

"HAHAHA, See that's why you don't mess with Naruto Uzumak-BBLLLER" then before Naruto realized it, the water came back down in a seemingly concentrated stream solely on him, a few seconds later the water finished falling onto him. Naruto laid on the ground, completely knocked on his back. Grunting at the result the kunai had given him, sitting up he suddenly felt a procession of pinches all across his body, looking down Naruto found himself covered head to toe in crayfish, with them digging their claws right into his skin, causing Naruto to yell out in pain from the evil Little crustacean's claws.

After several minutes of painfully removing each and every crayfish, Naruto found himself next to a small fire, as he began cooking some of the fish that landed on the ground. His stomach began to growl some more as the aroma emitting from fish reached his nostrils, as they were nearly finished cooking.

"Just you wait a little longer." Naruto said to his eager stomach.

Once the fish were cooked to perfection, he picked up each of the sticks that were skewered into the fish, and moved them away from the fire so they wouldn't over cook. After sticking each stick into the ground, Naruto held one of the fish on a stick near his mouth.

He stared at it for a bit, wishing he had some seasoning to put on the fish. He slowly moved it towards his mouth, as his tongue started to water in anticipation. Just as he was about to take a bit, a hawk swooped down and took the fish right out of his hand.

Naruto stared at his empty hand for a second trying to process what happened. Standing up Naruto shouted "HEY YOU DAMN BIRD, GIVE ME BACK MY FISH BEFORE I SKEWER YOU TO!" In return he received a screech from the hawk as it flew away.

"Oh, well at least I have a few more." Naruto thought, as he sat back down, and reached for one of the sticks.

Just as his had touched the stick, he heard something rustle coming from the silent forest causing him to retraced his hand, as he looked in the direction the sound came from. After a while of seeing nothing coming out of the forest, he began to reach for another fish. Then he heard the noise once more. Looking in the same direction once more just in time to see a large man, with long white hair that reached his waste, run past him kicking up dirt and dust as he did.

Coughing as dirt and dust filled his lungs, Naruto waited for it to settle. Once it did, Naruto glanced at his fish, only to find that they were trampled, and crushed. His mouth fell open as all of his hard work went to waste.

His left eye began to twitch as anger filled his body, while he looked for the culprit who ruined his lunch. On the other side of the lake Naruto found who he was looking for, hiding behind a tree.

Eyes burning with rage, he approached Jiraiya. Once he was behind him Naruto shouted.

"HEY WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING NEXT TI-." Naruto's voice was then muffled as Jiraiya covered Naruto's mouth and whispered.

"Shh, keep it down, will you. You're going to blow my cover." Jiraiya then returned his focus back to what he was looking at before.

Looking in the same direction, Naruto saw what Jiraiya was staring at. Several yards away was another lake, with a few young ladies in bikinis running around, and splashing one another as they played in the water.

Anger filled Naruto's body, until his face became red as he yelled."YOU PERVY OLD SAGE!"

This yell took Jiraiya off guard causing the old pervert to fall right through the bushes he was viewing the women from, the group taking notice of the yelling of pervert and a strange old man falling from the bushes caused them to run off screaming.

Jiraiya, who had quickly recovered from Naruto's yell, called out to them, "WAIT! PLEASE COME BACK IT WAS JUST GETTING GOOD!" His hand was reached out in, some comedic attempt to bring them back.

Clenching his hand into a fist the toad sage made a beeline straight for Naruto running at mock speed, Naruto barely had any time to react to his sensei's anger as he was clocked right in his stomach, only to hear "YOU MORON!" being yelled by Jiraiya, before sailing and crashed into the nearby lake.

"WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? I WAS SO CLOSE TO FINISHING MY BOOK!" Jiraiya yelled, anime tears streaming down his face. "It was going to be such a good ending this time too...!" he sulked. "I was following them for hours, wh-AGGRHRHRGH!" Jiraiya yelled, as Naruto came soaring out of the water and kicked him in the face sending the old pervert flying backwards into a tree.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR BRAT!" Jiraiya yelled.

"I DON'T FREAKING CARE ABOUT YOUR DAMN BOOK! Naruto yelled back pissed at his sensei. "YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TRAINING ME! NOT BEING A PERVERT!"

As Jiraiya got up and dusted himself off, he walked up to Naruto who was giving him such a scowl the Kyuubi might even reel back in fear. He dropped onto one knee and put a hand a Naruto's shoulder.

"Naruto you have to understand," he began in a stern voice, breaking Naruto's scowl. "THAT MY WORK KEEPS NATIONS, VILLAGES, AND EVEN FAMILIES TOGETHER." he quickly pulled Naruto next to him as fixed his gaze on the sky and raised his fist toward the heavens.

"FOR YOU SEE NARUTO! WITHOUT MY WORK THE WORLD WOULD PLUNGE INTO CHAOS BY THE LACK OF MY BOOK ALONE!"

"Yeah right!" Naruto said, trying to breaking free from Jiraiyas dramatic moment, but being unable to do so, as Jiraiya spun him around and sat him down in front of him.

"You may not believe me Naruto but I assure you, my work is quite certain to keeping Kohana safe."

Naruto sighed. "Your still not going to train me today...are you?"

Jiraiya laughed and patted Naruto on the head, "you really only have a one track mind don't you kid?" breathing in deeply Jiraiya looked at Naruto. "okay I'll tell you what brat, how about you let me finish up here and I'll teach you a very powerful secret technique."

"Really, you mean it!?" Naruto's eyes lit up completely forgetting Jiraiyas past failures for such promises.

"Yeah, just head back to camp, and I'll meet you there in a hour or two." jiraiya said with a big grin.

"YAHOO!" Naruto completely forgetting about his frustration at Jiraiya with the promise of a jutsu, and ran off without a second thought. As Naruto ran off Jiraiya was waving a mock goodbye, then when the orange blur was out of sight, he smiled. "That will keep him off my back at least for the rest of the day, now where was I?" Jiraiya smiled a prevy grin before running off in the direction of the women.

About 2 hours later.

Late evening.

Naruto sat on the ground arms crossed, legs crossed, and pissed. He had wait nearly two hours, for the pervert and he and tired of it, and rather bored for that matter.

"You are far too gullible you little brat?" a dark voice muttered, breaking the young ninja away from his anger at his sensei.

"Who said that?" Naruto asked in an unusually clam voice, slowly getting up he surveyed his surroundings for the source, with a kunai at the ready.

"Really you don't remember me?" the voice asked in a mock hurt. "I must say I am hurt! How can a landlord possibly forget his tenant?" Naruto's eyes widened in fear and felt his stomach drop.

"Ky-Kyuubi." Naruto muttered in fright. "Where are you, did you get out of the seal?!"

"You really are an idiot aren't you?" the nine tails questioned, but really didn't care for an answer. "I'll put this flatly if I was out of this seal you. Would. Be. DEAD!"

"So you're still in the seal then how are you talking to me?"

"I am in the seal, but I am also in your head dumbass!" Kyuubi stated. "Where I can see all your little memories, and secrets. Like when you painted the hokage monument, and I must say myself the Hokage never looked better than on that day." even though that comment was coming from a huge genocidal monster that lived inside of his stomach, it still made him smile.

"At least someone found it great." Naruto said aloud, making him forget his fear of the fox for the moment, be that was short lived and soon replaced with fear once more.

"And that girl you're in love with." the demon continued.

"So what it's no secret I'm in love with Sakura?"

"OHOHOHOHOHOHO!" Kyuubi laughed, "I don't mean that little lie, Im talking about the little blue haired o-"

"ALL RIGHT SHUT UP!" Naruto yelled, stopping the Kyuubi mid-sentence and sending several of the nearby wildlife running and flying away in panic. "I'm not that dumb Kyuubi, what do you want from me?" Naruto asked knowing the Chakra construct had something more on its mind than to just bug him.

Naruto could feel the Kyuubi's sadistic smile through the metal barrier of the cage. "Oh, not much but since your sensei is a no show, I thought I would show you a powerful technique you already know, but don't know how to fully use."

"uh...that doesn't make much sense."

"So much for being, 'not that dumb' huh!?" the nine tails taunted.

"HEY!" Naruto shouted, which resulted in the Kyuubi laughing.

"So you game kit?" the giant fox asked.

Naruto thought about it for a short while before saying

"Fine, I'll bite what?

"It's summoning."

"Okay, now I know your goal is nothing but messing with me!" Naruto said, wishing now he had never engaged in conversation with the fox in the first place.

"It's not the toads I'm speaking of, I'm talking about your own summoning contract." now this got Naruto's attention. "Got him!" Kyuubi thought.

"What are you talking about?" Naruto questioned.

"I mean you moron your own summoning contract, just as the toads belong to your perverted sensei, everyone has their own animal they link with best. And there are many summons who don't have a summoner yet. Your sensei discovered the toads this way, and just think of what you the great Naruto Uzumaki could find!" the Kyuubi said feeding Naruto's ego.

He thought about this for a bit. "Fine, so want do I do?" Naruto said, fully coming into the Kyuubi's temptation

"Just preform the normal Jutsu for summoning, but don't concentrate on summoning the toads." the demon said with a smile his plan moments away from coming into motion. "Oh, and be sure to keep a clear mind doing this, but I doubt that will be very difficult for you."

Rolling his eyes, Naruto began the summoning. He cleared his head, and made the five hand seals, boar, bird, dog, monkey, and ram, then quickly he raised his hand up into the air, and swiftly brought it down. Just as his hand was about to touch grass, he stopped and began to laugh.

"What is so damn funny? Perform the Jutsu already," demanded Kyuubi.

"Oh man I really had you going there didn't I. Now who is the dumb one?" Naruto asked while laughing earning a growl from Kyuubi. Once Naruto calmed down he laid back down and spread out his arms and legs before saying "do you honestly think I would do anything you ask? I mean, what will you get out of all of this?"

"Do I need a reason? Besides, don't you want to become stronger?" asked Kyuubi.

"Of course I want to get stronger, that is why I'm training with Jiraiya, besides what could I possibly learn that I can't learn right here?"

"A way to find, Sasuke, and last time I checked your so called teacher is no were to be found."

Naruto sat still, gazing up into the sky thinking about what Kyuubi said.

"Well I have nothing better to do" said Naruto, as he sat back up. Once again, he cleared his mind, and made the same five hand seals as before. Upon placing his hand upon the ground, a summoning cycle appears, followed by a large puff of smoke.

When the smoke cleared from Naruto's vision, he saw that the lake he was standing next to was gone, and instead he was in a massive city, with buildings as tall as five Naruto's stacked on top of one another, and those only being the smallest of the many buildings.

This however is not what caught Naruto's attention. All around him, stood what looked like moles, except they stood on two legs, most of which only came up to his waist.

As Naruto stared back at them, he thought."Where the hell am I?" Viewing several reptilian creatures fly overhead.