Ayyy another fan fiction. I'm planning on giving this a bonus, since it's so short. This was inspired by my friend, FirePrincess6, while in a skype chat. Any ideas for this pairing, or any pairing of K - project would be highly appreciated.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters. I make no monetary profit off of this work.

"Hey, Yukine. Are you hungry?"

"Of course I am. Being cooped up with you all day, we hardly get any food."

"Well aren't you in luck today." The raven spun around to look at the blond. "We don't have any jobs, we aren't busy with anything else, and guess where we are?"

"Huh?"

"We're in the shopping district!" he chimed.

Yukine looks around for a few seconds and then turns to look back at the raven. "You're poor," he stated flatly.

"Urk," he twitched. "That doesn't mean anything!"

The blond stared at the taller for a moment, then his face turned into a disgusted look "You... aren't going to steal... are you?"

"Of course not!" Yato retorted. "Honestly, can't you have some faith in me," he muttered. "Now let's go!" the raven tugged onto the younger's sleeve, pulling him into of the stores. It was one of those stores that were always busy, and had multiple floors. It seemed more like a mall, with different kinds of tiny stores in the place.

Some people almost shoved the god and the Shinki out of their way. They couldn't really do anything since they knew it was hard for others to notice them. People were moving rapidly in and out the doors, carrying all sorts of bags. Seems like a sales was going on. But that would also mean less people in the food court. "C'mon," Yato pulled the blond along with him, careful to not bump into anyone. Or get trampled.

"H-hey!" the blond was just being dragged along to wherever his master was pulling him towards. "Where exactly are we going?" he questioned.

"You'll see," the raven responded. He was weaving his way through the crowded area, pulling Yukine alongside him. Soon enough, it was a little less crowded. They traveled up the escalator and finally managed to find their way to the food court. "We're here," he chimed.

Looking around, the blond saw that there were different places to buy food. There was a teriyaki one, a Subway, a McDonalds, Wendy's, and even a Pizza Hut. He stared at the place in amazement. "There were places like this?"

The older scratched his head. "Yeah...guess you wouldn't remember," he muttered.

"Huh?"

"Nothing," he replied. "Come," he commanded. Yato started to walk towards someone holding a sample tray, with Yukine following him behind.

A puzzled look spread across the younger's face as he watched Yato taking a chicken on a tooth pick from the tray. "Yato, Isn't that steeling?"

The raven let out a soft chuckle. "No. These are called samples," he said while pointing to the tray, stepping aside when someone else took a sample. "They're here so people could taste the food. So we're allowed to take one," he explained. "But usually, they only let you take just one. But since humans have trouble noticing us, we could take more than just that." Yato picked up another sample and held it out towards the blond. For once, he was actually glad that there were hardly young children in sight.

Hesitantly, the blond took the sample that the god handed him. "Is this really okay?" he muttered, bringing the chicken on the stick to his mouth, and then eating it. "Oh... This is good!" he remarked, a smiling spreading across his face. "Uhm, can I take another?" he asked.

When the older male nodded, Yukine quickly took another sample, and then another. Yato did the same. They decided to stop eating off of that tray when it was near empty. The person who was holding it had on a confused look, which leads to both Yukine and Yato laughing. They still went unnoticed.

Yato decided that they went on to the next sample tray. The two started to gobble down each sample tray until it was near finished, one after the other. They did this until they reached the end of the court. The humans seemed so confused when they had looked down at the tray and saw that there was hardly any left. They had to refill them.

The two had their fair share of food, making jokes at how they didn't get noticed. Yukine felt happy for once that Yato was actually doing something for him. It was usually the other way around.

Haven't been feeling this way in awhile, Yato decided to at least have some fun while they were in this place. "Yukine. There's something else that will really throw people off," he snickered at his own idea."

Not trusting what the other had said, and how he sounded, he lifted his head up towards the other slowly. "And that would be...?"

He didn't even bother to respond, he just grabbed a hold of the younger's arm and lead him to a book store. Once they were inside, he grinned mischievously. "Have you ever thought of, I don't know. How would people react if you messed with the book order?" He turned to look at the blond, a grin still plastered on his face.

Yukine was surprised at his words. "Isn't that a bad thing?" he asked, worried that the god might do something stupid.

"It's not that bad," he said. Yato then proceeded to the mystery section, with Yukine following him behind. "This is what I'm going to do." Yato then started to take the books, one by one, and flipped them to the other side. This left the books spine facing the wall, and the pages facing forward. "See? Now it's actually a mystery," he chimed

Yukine let out a loud sigh. And stupid indeed. "Yato, that's all you're going to do? Really?" the blond said, obviously disappointed in his master. "You couldn't have done anything more? Like switch the genre signs with each other?"

"Now that's just rude. Y'know people actually read books, right? And that some prefer a different genre than the other. That would just make it harder for them to find the right book," he lectured. He thought his Shinki knew better than that.

Yukine face palmed.