Author's note: I don't own anyone or anything from SeaQuest or Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Takes place in season 3 of Buffy a bit after "The Zeppo" but before Faith goes evil. The only change is Willow has more power. For the SeaQuest part, the endish of season two but I tend to mix everyone up as needed.

And Joss Whedon is my master…

The seventeen year old blonde boy hit the ground with a thump and a groan. He didn't know why he was on the air to begin with, and he didn't know where he landed, but he did know he hit the ground very hard. He raised his head and looked around. "Grass? I'm up-world? When did that happen?"

He peered through the darkness, dimly lit by the setting full moon, and tried to comprehend where he was. He saw several stones of different sizes around him and a few structures. With a chill, he released he was in a graveyard. The odd thing was, most of the stones near him looked brand new. There were very few new graveyards around, there just wasn't space for them anymore and most people couldn't afford to buy plots in them. The remaining ones not protected by historical societies, had fallen into disrepair or had been dug up for housing space.

He stood and took stock of himself. Minor headache from … something, and a sore shoulder from landing. "Ok, I can deal with that. As soon as I figure out where the hell I am." His blue eyes narrowed in the darkness. A few trees, flowers, and many many gravestones. "I have no idea where I am. Damn it." He noted some street lights in the distance and made his way towards them.

The young man only made it a few feet when something very large came out of the dark and rushed him. He scurried backwards in an attempt to escape and only managed to trip over a stone. The figure looked down at him and pressed the point of a blade against the other's exposed throat. He laughed gruffly. "Well, that was easy. Almost not worth my time."

The boy didn't move and only stared back in shocked horror. His attacker could only be described as a monster. The aggressor was tall and… rather green. He had scaled skin with spiked ridges on the top of his head, and way too many sharp teeth. "Are you a G.E.L.F.?" He asked in a shaking voice. "I have a good friend who is, he's the prototype. You know, the first one. His name is Dagwood." The youth was aware that he was babbling but his mind was panicking and his mouth didn't seem to be connected to anything helpful.

"Hi big green scaly guy!" A perky female voice said from behind the monster. "What'cha lookin at?" A petite blonde teen girl peeked over the stone the boy had sprawled behind. "Oh, you don't wanna eat him. He doesn't look like he'd amount to a very good meal. Ya know, skinny."

The monster began to huff with rage at the interruption. He charged the girl and took a wild swing. She easily side stepped it and delivered several fast round house kicks to his midsection. He jerked back with a pained grunt. "You will pay for that little girl."

She rolled her eyes and snorted, "Yeah, I've heard that before. But I've never seen it actually carried out." She ignored his sloppy jab and returned with two of her own. "I thought you M'Fasknik guys were mercenaries. You kinda suck at your job you know." A sword flew out of the darkness and she caught it easily. She hesitated before swinging it, "Aw, I ran out of cute things to say… oh well." She swung and the monster's head separated from his body. She tossed the sword down and looked into the darkness.

The teen boy was finally getting up after watching the exchange. He didn't understand what was happening here but he knew someone had just died. He started walking backwards quickly to distance himself from the very scary scene in front of him. He walked into something hard, when that something draped an arm around his chest, he knew it was a person. He gave a strangled yelp and tried to break away. "Easy there, I just want to ask you a few questions kid."

He was released and spun around to see the new threat. It was a tall, muscular, good looking, dark haired man. Oddly, he had a very concerned expression on his face. "I… I just want to get out of here." The boy stammered. "I won't say anything about the G.E.L.F. I swear."

The small female wandered up to them. "What's a gelf? Is that some kind of demon?" The boy's blue eyes widened in shock and confusion. "I probably shouldn't have said the D word yet…" She made a face. "Any idea why that guy was after you? De… uh… fighters like him don't come cheap, someone must be pretty annoyed at you." The boy only shook his head still looking terrified.

"I think he may be in shock, he has an injury to the back of his head and I can smell some kind of medicine in his blood. Why don't we bring him to Giles?" The man said from behind them. The confused young man flinched when the older male placed a hand on his shoulder. "Come on kid."

"I… I'm not a kid." His defiant tone was making a comeback, despite the situation. He choose to ignore the strange comment the man had made, it was too much to handle right now.

"Ok then…you, I'm Angel, this is Buffy." He pointed a thumb at the girl. She waved and smiled after picking up the sword.

"Ew, demon gunk. Maybe I can con Xander into cleaning it." She said thoughtfully.

"I… I'm Lucas… Wolenczak. Where am I? And are you going to kill me?" He started to prep himself to run but knew it probably wouldn't do any good.

Buffy raised an eyebrow. "Are you human?" He nodded slowly while swallowing. "Then you're good. Come on, it's almost daylight."

"I'm ok with daylight." Lucas said, he looked around at the graves, "Very ok with it. Oh, wait." He pulled out his PAL and clicked it on. "Captain? Commander Ford? Can you hear me?" There was no response. "I must be too far away. Can I use your vid-link? I need to get in contact with my ship."

Lucas expected the incredulous looks from people when he said he lived on a UEO sub, but these two looked more worried than amused. "Ship...? Please don't say space ship…" Buffy pleaded.

"What? No, why would I live on a space ship? It's a sub. The SeaQuest." He got a blank look from both, "You know, from the UEO fleet?" Another blank look. "Great…" He muttered.

The sun choose that time to rise. Buffy gave a warning cry just as a ray touched Angel's arm and he hissed in pain. Lucas got a full view of his vampire face in the smoke and took off running in horror. He wasn't sure what he saw, but it wasn't good. "Angel! The mausoleum!" Buffy shouted, he was already a few steps ahead of her and ducked into the cool darkness. "I'll get the run away." She grumbled.

"Shit… Shit… Shit…" Lucas chanted as he ran. "What is going on?! This is crazy." He tried to watch where he was going but since the sun was still rising, the shadows were long and deep. His foot landed on a flat stone hiding in the grass and his sneaker slipped. He only had time to swear one last time before his head cracked down and everything went black.

Author's Note: This is my first cross-over so please let know what you think! And I'm good with comments about editing if you see something, thanks.