Dear Cheese Sandwich,

The night that we spent celebrating Dashie's birthday was the best night I've ever had out of my whole entire life! I've hosted bunches of parties, but none of them were as fun to put together as the one I planned with you, Cheese. You're a lot of fun. Did you know that? I bet you did.

And...I don't know why, but I feel funny whenever you're around. I also feel funny when I think about you sometimes. I can't explain it. I'd never-ever-ever-EVER in my whole life felt this feeling before I met you. My heart gets all fluttery, and my face feels all hot. It's really weird. And it's happening right now.

It was really hard to watch you leave Ponyville. I really wanted you to turn around and say that you'd stay here, but you didn't. You just kept walking on towards the sunset, and you got farther and farther away until I couldn't see you anymore...and for some reason my eyes started watering.

Maybe it was pollen making my eyes water? I heard Fluttershy talking about how there's a lot of pollen out this year.

But, anyway, I understand about you having to go, Cheese. Ponyville is only one teeny-weeny town out of countless others, and you're a traveling party planner, not a stay-in-one-town-all-your-life party planner.

I just wanted to let you know that...whenever you feel like it...come back to Ponyville, okay? I'd be really happy to have you back here. We could go to Sugarcube Corner and eat some cake, and then afterwards we could go roller skating, and I could show you a lot of cool stuff, and then when night came we could go to the meadow and stargaze!

...

Do you feel funny when you're around me, too?

Love Your Party Planner Pal,

Pinkie Pie :)

P.S. Bet you can't say 'Party Planner Pal Pinkie Pie' ten times fast!

P.P.S. Make sure to always eat plenty of cake and to stay happy and sing a lot!

P.P.P.S. If you ever need a friend, just remember that Pinkie Pie will always be in Ponyville, and that she'll always be your friend and play hopscotch with you, even if you're reallyreallyreally far away and it's been a reallyreallyreally long time since I've seen you.

P.P.P.P.S. Don't forget about me, okay?