"For the last time." Said Grue. "My name isn't from Zork. I hadn't even heard of it before I picked my name."

Regent raised an eyebrow. "Oh, really?" He asked. "Then why d'you pick the name?"

"It's Old English. It means 'Creepy,' or 'Scary.'"

Regent paused his game, and looked at his teammate. "Wow. That might be even more nerdy."

"...I just can't win with you, can I?" Asked Grue.

"Nope!"

"And you wonder I took pictures when Cheri-"

Grue suddenly tripped over on nothing, and Regent was suddenly in his face.

"We agreed not to talk about that. Ever." Snarled Alec.

Brian looked him in the eye. "What's wrong? You didn't have a problem at the time."

"I didn't know who she was at the time!"

"What're we talking about?" Asked Imp.

"Nothing." Replied Alec.

"I'll tell you when regent isn't trying to crush my heart with his power."

Imp shrugged. "Fine. I'm gonna go get a snack."

As she walked away, Alec frowned, and looked over at Imp.

"Is it just me, or does she look older?"

"I'm more curious as to why there are two of her, myself."

"Sit." Bitch commanded.

"I am not a dog." Replied Shadow Stalker.

Rachael tilted her head. "Yes you are. Skitter, Grue and Vista have all agreed that you are a female dog."

Sophia stared, understanding dawning on her. "...What were their exact words?"

"'Shadow Stalker is a bitch. No offence, Bitch.'"

Sophia Hess facepalmed. "Are you serious?"

"No, Sirius is what I name my dog."

Sophia Hess groaned.

"Wow." Noted Tattletale. "You really are running out of idea's."

No I'm not.

"Yes, you are." Insisted the supervillain. "I mean, come on, the Serious-Sirius joke doesn't even make sense unless you happen to be thinking about Harry Potter at the time, and that franchise has already had it's fanfiction run the joke into the ground."

That means nothing.

"Not to mention that I found the last draft for this chapter, which was basically just you writing excuses to quote Hellsing Abridged."

Alright, I admit that was crap, but can we please stop breaking the fourth wall? It stopped being funny a while ago.

"You're one to talk about stuff not being funny." Replied Lisa, with a smile.

That was uncalled for.

"Seriously, when you have no idea's for a chapter, stop writing." Tattletale responded.

I have plenty of ideas.

"Not for this chapter." Lisa retorts, with a vulpine grin. "You still need to escalate to Nilbog and Lung, and your still building towards Tattletale versus The- Wait."

What?

"What was that. What you just narrated."

Oh, the vulpine grin you have?

"Stop calling it that!"

Why shouldn't I call your vulpine grin a vulpine grin?

"What did I do to deserve this..."

Vulpine Grin Vulpine Grin Vulpine Grin Vulpine Grin Vulpine Grin Vulpine Grin Vulpine Grin Vulpine Grin Vulpine Grin Vulp-

"Oh, fine, I'll stop."

Good. Now, while you ponder on your vulpine grin-

"Gack!"

-I'm going to go narrate on Taylor for a while.

"Why does my power make me aware of you."

Because.

Taylor sat at her desk, staring at her spiders, while music played in the background.

Beside her, Dinah looked around.

"This is really all you do when you're not being a supervillain?"

"Well, sometimes I use a different song."

"So it's true." Dinah noted.

"What?" Asked Taylor.

"That everything you do is creepy." Dinah responded, before pointing at Taylor. "Your next sentence will be 'How is making all the spiders in Brockton Bay dance creepy!'"

"How is making all the spiders in Brockton Bay dance cree..." Taylor trailed off, while Dinah looked smug.

"Tattletale was right." Declared Dinah. "Doing that is fun."