The friends had already been smoking for a while now and all of them were baked as shit. Link felt an extreme inner happiness, probably a combination of both the chronic at work and the new friends he finally had. This was the best day of Link's life.

"Soooooooo, guys," Carlton started. "Youuuuuuu… how did… you said you pulled me outta the… TV? How… how did that work?" Carlton broke out with laughter.

"Billy Mays here! It's all thanks to the work of this magic little ocarina, which you can grab for five easy payments of $9.99!"

"O…ca…roni?" Carlton couldn't hold back his laughter. He was in hysterics.

"Nah man. Some crazy shit. Ya play a few notes on this thing and some crazy shit goes down."

"Wowwwwwwwww." Carlton took a long pause. "Waiwaiwaiwait wait guys wait… I…" Carlton's laughter refused to be suppressed. "I got a fuckin…" He couldn't even finish his sentences. "a fuckin… fuckin… killer idea."

Carlton reached for the remote. He held it in front of his face for a solid minute trying to focus his eyes to see the buttons in front of him. Once he finally got the hang of it, he pressed the guide button and began to navigate through the menus. He clicked the Adult Entertainment button.

"Awwwww shit, kid," Dre laughed.

With one final click on the remote, Pink Librarians began to play on the TV.

"Give… give me the ocaroni."

Link walked over to Carlton and handed him the ocarina.

"How do you play the song?" Carlton asked.

Link showed him the fingerings for the song. Carlton attempted to imitate him, but was not quite right with his first attempt. He tried again with a similar failure.

"Whyyyyyy does it… why can't it work?"

"HYEAHHHHHH," Link shouted back.

"Ohhhhhhhh… thanks Link. How could I be sooooo…. dumb."

Carlton tried one last time and the familiar glow returned.

"Man I hope you was thinkin bout dat hot bitch when you was playin. Bout to be a major Pause 4 Porno up in hea."

"Dreeeee, man… it's… gonna be hooooooootttttt."

But to everyone's surprise, it wasn't the hot, young, fake-titted, pink librarian that stood before them when the smoke cleared…