Author's Notes: Levi vs offspring would be set in a modern AU where Levi is not at risk of being eaten by a giant naked cannibal humanoid.

I don't own Shingeki no Kyojin.

Edit 07/2014: I've renamed this chapter, except for that it's still the same.

Feeding time

"Oh come on, will you hurry up and eat already you stupid kid," Levi grunted as he watched the little toddler in front of him spit out his food for the umpteenth time. He had been trying to feed his son for the past twenty minutes without success as the child refuses to swallow the mashed up orange goop. Looking at it though he can see why, it looked slimy and gooey and just vile, but that still wasn't an excuse to not eat it.

Levi sighed and moved his chair closer to the child and began glaring at him with a spoonful of the pulp held in front of its mouth, hoping he could mentally get him to eat it. His wife was going to kill him if she came home and found out that their child still hadn't ate, and boy was she scary when she gets mad.

"Noah, for both our sakes please eat!" Levi begged, only to be rewarded with a grumpy face from his mini doppelganger. Noah brought up his hand and vaguely pointed to Levi who just said "no" as if reading his mind. "I'm not eating your shitty baby food," he said as the child continued pointing at his father.

"Fine! If it will make you eat, then I'll do it," Levi gave a defeated sigh after a while. He took a small spoonful of the food and brought it to his mouth all the while being carefully watched by Noah who had a smile on his chubby little face.

'I've been beaten by a child, and he isn't even one!' Levi cursed and ate the sweet potato mash.

"This stuff's not actually bad," he regretted to inform as he took a bigger spoonful and gave it to the infant, who willingly ate it.

Noah's co-operation didn't last long though; he refused to eat any more until Levi had some and while Levi didn't want to eat any more food made for a five month old he also didn't have the time to be trying to feed the stubborn child, so the two began to take it in turns to eat.

Levi was in the middle of eating his spoonful when the door opened and his wife walked in.

"Levi, what are you doing?" she asked the man who still had an airplane shaped spoon stuck in his mouth.

"I'm feeding the baby of course!" he retorted through his stuffed mouth, keeping his face impassive as usual.

"Um yeah... it kind of looks like your feeding yourself," she replied sarcastically, trying not to giggle at the adorable scene in front of her.

"Shut up, it was the only way I could get the brat to eat," he continued feeding Noah "and plus it tastes alright," he added quietly.

"Oh really, well I'll be sure to make extra for you as well then shall I?" she came over and kissed him on his cheek before kissing her sons forehead.

"If you want" he faintly replied earning a chuckle from her.