My puppy and I

People believe that because being the most accomplished dog in the world, I would think like a normal parent will. Well, I'm no normal parent. And my son, Sherman, knows that. But I will never admit that whatever people thinks, that little red head is my puppy. That's right. My puppy. I know I shouldn't think of him like that. But is my instinct. Human call them kids. Dogs call them puppies. I never told Sherman when he was young. I'll never will. Then he would actually think HE was a dog. That's kind of a déjà vu. It reminds me when I was getting arrested and he saved me. He saved from the dog pound, he saved me because he loves me.

And I love him. And I will go to the stars and beyond for him. Like any parent will do for their kids. Or puppies. I'll invent anything that will help me make him happy. Actually, I think I'll build a spaceship to take Sherman to Neptune. Anyway, one day my puppy will grow up, and he will have his own puppies. But until that day, it will just be my puppy and I.