Don't own anything. (Disclaimers are really irritating...do we really have to put these on every friggin' story? If any of us actually created this stuff, we sure wouldn't be on this site...)

This is just the start. I'll have more when I can find my notebook...dang thing went AWOL. This is kind of a mix of the TV show and the Republic Commando novels by Karin Traviss (the only Star Wars books I've ever read).

The 501st List

No one really knows when it first appeared. Probably after the last bolo-ball incident. At any rate, everyone now knows about it.

At the request of Admiral Yularen, all troopers, commandos, ARCs, and generals will abide by the following rules, no exceptions. That means you, Skywalker.

1) Commandos are no longer allowed to teach troopers how to play "the beautiful game." I'm sure we all remember what happened when a certain someone got too into it. I'm not going to mention any names.

(Below this, someone had scrawled "Hardcase" in parenthesis.)

2) Commandos are also not allowed to bring uj cake onboard. I can't believe how many fights the stuff caused. On second thought, yes I can.

3) When the Wolfpack is here, do not, I repeat do NOT mention Wolffe's eye. The man's grumpy enough as it is, and I don't feel like writing a report explaining why a couple of morons from Torrent are in sick bay.

4) No trying to mind influence the messdroid into giving seconds. Troopers, you are not Jedi. Generals, why would you try to influence a droid? They don't have minds!

(That last statement caused all the droids to go on strike, prompting an apology from the captain.)

5) This is for the men of Torrent Company. Commander Tano is not to be bothered on the third week of a galactic standard month. You will be held responsible for your own stupidity.

5b) And no, I will not tell you why. Just stay away, you hear me?! - Ahsoka

(Only one trooper, a shiny, did not heed to this rule. He now lives in fear of the little commander.)