Author's Note:

Hello everyone. As you can see I didn't stay away long and this story is my own collection of one-shots, drabbles and other stories which aren't multi-chapter fics. I'll be adding to this as I come up with ideas and it'll mostly be humour, fluff and family fics but other genres might make their way in as well. There will also be a lot of Pavel since he's my favourite character but I'll try and gave them all their fair share of the spotlight. I hope you enjoy this chapter.

I don't own any aspect of Star Trek, which is probably a good thing (I finally spelt probably right!).

Authorization Code

Pavel was certain that the computer hated him.

Not only did he have possibly the worst access code for someone with his accent but it always took several attempts before it granted him access, much to the amusement of everyone else. Pretty much everyday he would be denied access by the computer and it got more than a little frustrating.

He had been last to arrive on the bridge despite being on time and as such was the only one who still had to gain access to his workstation. This meant that everyone was not so subtly listening when he had to give his code.

"Chekov, Pavel A. Ensign, authorization code nine-five-wiktor-wiktor-two."

The computer gave its calm reply, "Authorization not recognised."

Pavel tried again, "Authorization code nine-five-viktor-wiktor-two."

"Authorization not recognised."

There were sniggers from around the bridge and Pavel took a deep breath before trying again, "Authorization code nine-five-vwicktor-victor-two."

"Authorization not recognised."

Pavel was certain that the computer was mocking him and the sniggering from around the bridge was not improving his temper. Trying to stay calm he attempted to gain access again, "Authorization code nine-five-victor-victor-two."

"Authorization not recognised."

Pavel slammed his fist down angrily, "I said eet right zat time!"

"Authorization not recognised."

There were roars of laughter from around the bridge and Pavel finally lost it and yelled at the computer, "LET ME EEN OR I'LL CONWERT YOU INTO A CASH REGISTER!"

There was a hush as the computer seemed to think about it before giving its answer.

"Authorization recognised. Access granted."

PS-So it was short but hopefully funny and I may update soon. If people have any ideas for me than let me know.