Himayura Hidekaz owns Hetalia.

I don't know why I wanted to write THIS, out of all things for April Fools day. I was trying to make things sound serious, but I was in a silly mood when I wrote this, obviously, sooo... XD

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America was sitting in Russia's living room, with the Russian man standing across from him. America wouldn't bother on any other circumstance, but Russia said that it was about the Cold War, so his boss suggested it.

"Hey, America. Wanna settle this Cold War thing once and for all?" Russia asked.

America smirked. "Are you finally giving up communism?"

Russia chuckled and shook his head. "Нет. I was thinking that we could play Russian roulette. Do you know how that works?"

America hesitated. "So, you're saying that the one who survives, wins the war."

"Exactly! You're not as dumb as you seem to be!"

"Bastard." America huffed. "So, there's a chance that I'll die... But there's an equal chance that you'll die, instead... Yeah, I think I'll take that chance."

"Excellent~! But we wouldn't be using a gun- no dying this time! Instead..." Russia left the living room for a moment. When he came back, he was carrying something that made the blood drain from America's face.

"You sick bastard..."

"What's the matter, Америка?" Russia was carrying a fully grown, long-haired grey cat like it was a baby, so it's stomach was exposed. "Go ahead." He walked up to America. "Pet it's stomach..."

The end?

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Okay we all know who won, eventually.