Truthfully I was just fooling around with this idea, but I had to write it down in order to get it out of my system :D

What if fans would have a chance to ask questions from the characters of Dragon Ball Z?

Reporter: Good day my fellow fans and please welcome our guests, the very popular members of the Z fighters; Son Goku and Vegeta!

You can hear screams and cries in the background as the whole audience in the studio goes mad. As soon as the 2 saiyans enter the studio and sit down on the chairs at the opposite side of the reporter, the crowd goes even wilder. It takes almost 5 minutes until they finally stop screaming.

Reporter: Well, well, well! It seems like you guys are quite popular. Are you happy to see so many fans?

Vegeta: I couldn't care less about these retarded screaming idiots!

This only earns a strong response from the audience who just smile at Vegeta and cry out his name.

Goku: I'm not exactly sure what I'm doing here. Chichi told me I had to come otherwise she won't cook for me.

Reporter: What do you think about the yaoi stories, which are about you two? Have you ever read one of those?

Goku/Vegeta: yao... what?

Reporter: Let me just show you!

He is pulling out a fan made manga and when Vegeta opens it and Goku leans closer to have a look, they see their pictures as they are kissing in the shower and after a couple of pages they are doing much more than just that. Vegeta becomes white from the shock, then becomes red from the anger.

Vegeta: WHO THE HELL DID THIS? LET ME KILL HIM AT THIS INSTANCE!

Goku: (still looking into the manga and checking the pages) Whoa, I have never seen something like this before! Is this popular among our fans?

Reporter: Some of them like to think there is more between you guys then what you are showing.

Vegeta: I WILL FIND THE FUCKTARD AND HE WILL BE BEYOND SORRY THAT HE DID THIS! HOW DARE IS HE IMPLING SUCH... IT'S JUST SICK!

Vegeta is looking down at Goku, who is still holding the pages and looking at it with interest. Though he seems to be unsure how to view a couple of the pictures as he is rotating some of the pages and trying to figure out what's on those from more angles. Vegeta is suddenly tearing it away from him, throwing it on the floor and blasting it away with an energy bomb. After the clean-up crew extinguished the fire, the show continues.

Reporter: After Majin Buu most of the people consider you guys friends. Is it true?

Vegeta: I will be never friends with this clown! He is only a low class warrior!

Goku: Geez Vegeta, just tell them the truth! We are friends now!

Vegeta: No. No way in hell!

Goku grabs him to calm him down, but it just makes the whole situation worse. Vegeta punches Goku in the face and somehow they began to fight. They fly up and take off, making a hole in the roof. Everybody becomes silent in the audience.

Reporter (leaning down on the desk tiredly): Maybe we should have conducted these interviews separately.