Lucifer always loved flying. That had been one of the worse parts of the cage. There was no room to even stretch his wings.

But now he was free; and he had a vessel (although Nick wouldn't last very long, he was only a temporary thing until Sam said yes) and could actually start this whole apocalypse. But first…

First a quick flight, to finally stretch his wings after eons of captivity, and to see what those humans had done to the planet.

It was worse than he feared. He could barely even recognize the Earth. It disgusted him to see what had become of the planet. How could these disgusting cockroaches even merit father's attention? They weren't even worthy of life. He couldn't wait to roast the whole lot of them.

But unfortunately he forgot the first rule Michael had taught him: always look where you're flying, and he slammed straight into the side of the empire state building. Luckily he landed in an alley so no one saw him.

Lucifer groaned in pain. "What the hell!" he exclaimed to no one in particular. He shouldn't have even been able to crash into the side of the building. He had been in a form of pure energy; he should have passed right through it. Unless the building had been plated with one of the celestial metals. Humans, always messing around with things that didn't concern them.

If the building had been plated with a celestial metal, that would explain why it hurt so bad. And was that blood? Yep that was blood. He was so lucky that no one was around to see this; he was the freaking devil for dad's sake.

But fate is a bitch; and it appeared that she wouldn't let him suffer in solitude.

"Hello?" Shouted a voice from the mouth of the ally, "Is someone there?"

Lucifer didn't respond, the last thing he wanted was help from a human. But the figure, instead of turning away, ran toward him.

"Wow" she remarked, looking him up and down. "What happened?"

"Nothing." Lucifer snapped. "Just go away."

"Were you mugged?" She asked. Then she sighed and shook her head. "Damn lycanthropes. You'd think that they'd have learned their lesson by now."

"It wasn't lycanthropes." Lucifer said starting to feel a bit uncomfortable. This girl, whoever she was, was most likely a hunter.

"Oh really." The girl said sounding amused. "Then what happened to you?"

"I, uh fell."

"What did you fall off of, the top of the Empire State Building?" She scoffed.

"Something like that" He admitted.

Hold on. She was a human. What the hell was he talking to a human for? This was beneath him!

"Well look buddy, I'm pretty sure you need stitches. So I'll just call an ambulance and…"

"No" Lucifer said suddenly, dragging himself to his feet. "That won't be necessary."

But he was overcome with a wave of nausea and collapsed again. Or he would have if what's-her-name hadn't caught him.

"Don't touch me!" Lucifer half-shouted. Okay now he was being a little ridiculous, but the pain was interfering with his mental process, oh and did he mention that he couldn't see straight? He had the right to be a little ridiculous.

"Hey buddy, it's okay, calm down." She whispered soothingly. "I can patch you up at my apartment."

She grabbed him again, but this time only touching his clothes. Lucifer appreciated the gesture, but it was only a little better because eww human.

"My apartment is only a few blocks east." She said. "Can you walk?"

"Yeah." Lucifer grumbled. The last thing he wanted was to accept help from a human but he was in too much pain to really argue.

A/N: So, what do you think? Reviews are always appreciated.