"B-Both?" They said in unison.

"Yep...that isn't a problem is it?" I asked looking between the two.

"Uh No...that sounds fine" Bee said rubbing his chest looking at Optimus.

"Sam if it is what you really want then I am happy to oblige" Optimus said smiling.

"Good.." I said as I walked toward them and kiss them both deeply. I heard static buzzing and quickly jumped back in time to see a small electrical arc connect Optimus, Bee and Me. We all collapsed to the ground.

"IMPOSSIBLE!" Ratchet shouted.

"Its true!" Bee shouted.

"Nope Nope Nope...can't happened." Ratchet said adamantly.

"Old Friend...we are telling the truth." Optimus said.

"You expect me to believe that one a sparkpulse went through all three of you and that two you all three are sparkmates...with each other...Nope nope nope" Ratchet said and crossed his arms.

"B-But" I tried and groaned.

"Easy Sam" Optimus said putting a hand behind me. "Ratchet...It has to be possible." he said gently

"..." Ratchet said and thought about it.

"I suppose under very very rare circumstances that a similar experience could happen. I will look into it" He said and walked away muttering. "Why can't I deal with normal things? Just once?"

"If we arn't careful we are going to cause Ratchet to lose what is left of his mind" Optimus said and chuckled. They activated their holo's and walked over to me.

"Are you alright Sam?" Bee asked.

"Yeah...so what is a Sparkpulse anyway?" I asked.

"Well...supposedly it is a event that occurs when two cybertronians that are destined to be sparkmates share a intimate moment, such as a kiss" Optimus explained.

"But I thought that all cybertronians eventually found their true sparkmate" I asked.

"Quite the contrary, most of us never do..." Ratchet said a little depressed.

A little later that night Ratchet released us and sent us to our rooms. The three of us walked side-by-side. I smiled and looked at the two and smirked as I got a idea. I quickly pin both against the wall and roughly kissed and groped each of them.

"Oh Sam...ngh" Bee whimpered.

"Sam" Moaned Optimus.

"I need both of you right now" I whispered hotly in their ears. I saw the two exchange glances and suddenly Optimus picked me up and they ran to my room. Once inside the room I was thrown onto the bed, I chuckled which quickly turned into a moan as Optimus ripped my clothes off. I looked over to see Bee striping, he gave me a little show while Optimus bit and licked my chest.

"Ohh Optimus" I moaned, I gasped as Bee jumped on the bed and ground his crotch into my face, I could smell the moist [REDACTED] behind his thin boxer-briefs. I moaned like a bitch and sucked on the bulge. I looked down to see Optimus's 8in long, veiny and very hard [REDACTED] I looked at Optimus and Bee.

"B-Both...in me" I moaned deeply.

Bee lifted me up and helped Optimus strip me.

"Bumblebee, get under him" Optimus groaned. Bee of course followed orders and got under me. I gasped as I felt his 7 and a half inch, uncut [REDACTED] at my entrance.

"Oh fuck bee" I moaned and looked us as I saw Optimus's handsome face.

"Are you ready sam?" he asked. I moaned and rub up his strong scared body. I grinned as I saw him shudder.

"Yes Optimus." I said and kissed him. I moaned/screamed into his mouth as both of their hard [REDACTED] slammed in my tight, wet [REDACTED] at the same time.

"OH FUCK!" I shouted and looked down just in time to see Optimus and Bee pull out and slam hard back into me causing stars to appear in my eyes. I lean my head on Optimus's already sweaty chest.

"Mmm getting tired already Sam?" Bee whispered in my ear all I could do was give a breathless moan.

"Mmm I have to say Sam...this was a wonderful idea...mmm...I love the feel of Bee's uncut [REDACTED] as it rubs against mine inside you..."Optimus growled into my ear.

"Oh it feels better down here sir. I love the feel of your big strong [REDACTED] as it rubs over mine...ohh fuck... as we squeeze inside Sam. Do mmm do you like it sam?" he asked. I looked down at the sight and cried out as I shot spurt after spurt of [REDACTED] across Optimus's chest.

"OH FUCK ITS GETTING SO TIGHT!" Bee yelled. I suddenly felt both of them tense and thrust once more deep in me.

"SAM!" They moaned in unison as I was felt to the brim with warm, creamy, alien [REDACTED].

Hours later I awoke, sore as hell. I felt a weight around me, I opened my eyes to see two very worn out holoforms holding me in their arms. I smiled and snuggled into their embrace. I knew I made the right decision

AN: "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?" That is a question I know some of you are going to ask me...and I have a simple answer:

"Depression is a type of hell you should never wish upon someone."