Ten Little Online Gamers

Ten little online gamers going to Seven Star's Shrine;
One was cursed by maidens and then there were nine.

Nine little online gamers staying up too late;
One collapsed on his keyboard and then there were eight.

Eight little online gamers conversing with an elven;
One blundered dumbly and then there were seven.

Seven little online gamers PVPing for kicks;
One chose a level 90 and then there were six.

Six little online gamers dungeoning barely alive;
One was struck by Slagmaw and then there were five.

Five little online gamers sneaking through Horde;
One got weaseled out and then there were four.

Four little online gamers crossing the South Sea;
One fell off the ship and then there were three.

Three little online gamers selling a Feather of Blue;
One was caught by bandits and then there were two.

Two little online gamers going for a test run;
One was too serious and then there was one.

One little online gamer, feeling quite done;
He hung up his headphones and then there were none.

A/N:

I'm rather worried that people who have played WoW would be annoyed by the way I change perspective between Horde and Alliance... Don't hurt me! I'm sorry!