A Serious Warning

This is important, so please read it and keep it in mind whilst reading the guide! I know it's long, but it is necessary.

I've already made my experience with parodies like this, and unfortunately, they tend to get deleted rather quickly because people complain about them.

So please note that nothing within this story is to be taken seriously.

Nothing I write in here represents my own opinion about stories, authors, genres or the like!

I respect every single person who takes joy out of writing stories and I do not want to hurt or insult anyone.

So if you are hurt or insulted by anything I write in this guide, please write me a PM or a review in which you tell me what you don't like, preferably with a reason for it. If I can understand your request, I will delete the part you deem inappropriate.

If you don't like reading about someone making fun of fanfictions and their authors, don't read it.

The rest of you – if there still is a rest – enjoy.