200 Things I'm Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts
A/N – So, after weeks of trying to find inspiration for a final chapter, I decided that I have hit a blank, and am therefore posting this, all from my original 200 Things I'm Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts on Wattpad. It is still posted there, but I have a larger audience here on ffn and do not post on there anymore. So, this is officially the final chapter, and thank all of you so much for following and favouriting and staying with me for two years or something. I hope that in the end of this story, my first to complete, you will also enjoy my new stories which I am waiting until the new year (2016) to post.
Without further ado,
Disclaimer – I do not own any part of the Harry Potter universe.
What Fred and George Weasley are not to Do at Hogwarts
By Molly Weasley
First Year
1- I will not paste glue on all of the desks in the Transfiguration classroom especially not Professor McGonogalls desk
2- I will not charm my hair long and then braid it
3- I will not present Professor Sprout with a bouquet of daisies
4- I will then not claim I am a werewolf
5- Peeves is not to be encouraged
6- You are not to introduce him to any joke merchandise
7- Looking into Professor Snape's eyes will not make me burn
8- I will not convince Filch that Peeves has turned him invisible and none of us can see or hear him
9- Fred/George is not my clone
10- Percy is in fact related to you
11- Percy is not your brother from another mother
12- Nor your sister from another mister
13- You may not refer to Charlie as Your Highness/Majesty/King/Queen
14- Your mother is not a 'serious lunatic'
15- Nor is Professor McGonogall
16- Or Filch
17- The Bloody Baron
18- Or Percy
19- Do not perform a magic show for Charms as this does not count for extra credit
20- Errol is not to be boiled in your Hogwarts breakfast as it will cause him to loose most of his feathers
Second Year
21- I will not paint the Slytherin common room red
22- Or gold
23- Or both
24- I will not ask Pure Bloods if their parents broke up would they still be siblings
25- Percy having a girlfriend is not repellant
26- Percy's girlfriend is not repellant
27- Professor Flitwick's first name is not Le
28- Cho Chang is not a China doll as that is extremely racist
29- Oliver Wood is not 'hardcore'
30- Professor Dumbledore is not to be referred to as 'Our homie'
31- I will not charm Percy's hair blue
32- Nor will I pay a Slytherin to
33- If someone has an odd name leave them be
34- If someone's parents are divorced, it is not appropriate to give them 'pity presents'
35- I will not charm the other houses notices so that Quidditch cannot be scheduled
36- I will not point out that we cannot be assigned home work since we do not actually go home to do it
37- I will not call Professor Snape, Snake
38- I will not create my potion in reverse order to see what happens
39- All teachers must be referred to by Professor followed by their last names
40- My father is not a 'Muggle Collector' as he will be reported to the Magical Law Enforcement for misunderstood false information
Third Year
41- I will not blow up all the toilets and send my mother back one
42- I will not talk loudly about the time Ron wet his pants at a fair in the Great Hall
43- I will not start a food fight
44- Nor throw food at Professors
45- Or charm the food so that it all goes to Professor Snape
46- I will not kiss a seventh year as a dare
47- I will not ask Professor Sprout to go to Hogsmeade with me
48- I will not call Harry Scarhead
49- Or Pothead
50- Nor Harrynator
51- I will not ask Parvati Patil if her parents are twins too
52- I will not ask Dean Thomas unanswerable questions about the muggle world
53- I will not fake a heart attack during lunch
54- I will not burp in Professor Sinistra's face
55- Nor any other Professors
56- I will not talk loudly during tests
57- I will not suggest to Neville Longbottom that he start a career as a magician
58- I will not casually mention about the time I caught Ron playing with Ginny's dolls with her without being asked
59- I will not refer to Professor McGonogall as Mini
60- I will not dance in the middle of Dumbledores leaving feast speech
Fourth Year
61- I will not use red paint to draw lines around the Great Hall
62- I will not paint Filch's face red no matter how red it already is as I will then get a full months of detention every day minus weekends with no Hogsmeade weekends
63- I will not turn my Howlers into fireworks
64- I will not send Draco Malfoy a fake Howler, no matter how funny his reaction is
65- I will not jinx Malfoy's broom
66- I will not sneak slugs into Ron's food
67- Nor Professor Snape's, no matter how pale he looks
69- Professor Snape is not a vampire and is not happy with stakes or garlic being thrown at him
70- I will not encourage people to throw books through Moaning Myrtle as a game
71- I will not set up a show ground in the Great Hall
72- Or the Quidditch Pitch
73- All Year Round Snow is not encouraged
74- I will not start hissing at Harry instead of talking
75- I will not pull faces at Petrified people to check if they are faking
76- Nor encourage Peeves to
77- The House-Elves are not mini Gollums
78- I am not Gandalf
79- Nor is Dumbledore
80- My name is Fred/George. I am not Gred or Forge, or Hannah Montana
Fifth Year
81- I will not trap any of my brothers in a pyramid
82- I will not try to build a pyramid
83- I did not build a pyramid, I built a sandcastle in Egypt
84- Sirius Black is not to be referred to as Seriously Black
85- scheming ways of blowing up your aunt is a complete waste of time
86- Hippogriffs and Griffins cannot mate
87- centaurs are free thinking creatures, and are not to be 'tamed'
88- you cannot breed a unicorn and centaur
89- putting up pictures of Harry's head and putting pictures up in Hogsmeade captioned WANTED is not funny
90- when getting a detention in class for doing things repetitively is not a good time to starts singing Oops I Did It Again
91- Transfiguring my bunny into a toad is not cute
92- I will not ask out Malfoy just to see his reaction
93- I will not tell first years every month a student gets fed to the giant squid and then pay someone to disappear every month
94- during a party I will not make a Adults Corner for older students
95- in not making Adults Corner, I will not play strip truth or dare
96- I will not play strip truth or dare near younger students
97- I will not play strip anything near anyone or anything
98- I will not suggest the Azkaban prisoners get a walk at least once a day on the lead
99- time traveling is not a worthy career
100- Being falsely imprisoned, escaping, attempting murder, saving three teenagers lives, passing out, captured and escaping on a hippogriff is not a great idea for a play
Sixth Year
101- the Triwizard Tournament is a massive international organised game not something you can do between classes
102- I will not give myself an ageing potion
103- I will not try and get into the Tournament in any way
104- I cannot do inappropriate things to foreign students and tell them it is a normal custom
105- I will not refer to the French student, Fleur as 'the sexy Veela'
106- I will not kiss Fleur randomly
107- I will not kiss any girls randomly
108- I will not refer to any girl as 'doable'
109- I will not refer to any boy as 'doable'
110- professors do count
111- even as a dare
112- I will not place bets on the champions
113- I will not predict Harry's death in the Tournament
114- I will not try and grow nose ringlets
115- I will NOT grow nose ringlets
116- I will not streak around the castle at night
117- or day
118- or outside the castle
119- I will not call Cedric Diggory 'Shovel Face'
120- I will not cheer at the end of term because Shovel Face is dead, it's highly disrespectful
-Shovel Face reference goes to Honest Trailers Twilight on YouTube
Seventh Year
121- I will not run around Grimauld Place like a dog
122- especially in front of Sirius
123- even of he turns Animaugus and joins in
124- I will not complain loudly about how bored and claustrophobic you feel when Sirius has been shut inside for months
125- I WILL NOT APPARATE EVERYWHERE AROUND THE HOUSE
126- NO MAGIC!
127- I will not make banners for Harry at his hearing and cheer him on
128- I will not make any more of those silly sweets
129- I will not be a part of an illegal club (pass that on to Ron and Ginny as well)
130- I will not put anything in Umbridge's tea
131- I will not give Filch anything to cause discomfort or pain
132- I will not tell any professor to 'take a chill pill' and give them one of your fainting fancies
133- I will not give McGonogall canary creams for extra credit
134- I will not moan when I have to return to Grimauld Place for Christmas
135- I will not call Snape a 'massive-hooked-nose-greasy-haired-fat-gay-emo-loner who will never find-or-see love-if-it-was-at-the-end-of-his massive-hooked-nose
136- even if its incredibly true
137- I will not write my homework on the back of this list
138- I will not throw away this list
139- I will not inturrupt OWL exams by flying in on broomsticks shooting fireworks every where and then leaving Hogwarts for good
140- I will never stop being mums perfect little boys
Signed Molly Weasley
Mischief Managed.