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Gray entered the guild to see something he'd never expected to see.

Natsu was being kissed.

And was kissing back.

But that wasn't what had caused him to stop and stare in open-mouthed wonder (and he vowed to never acknowledge the small twinge of pain he'd felt at the time). No, what had him staring in such an undignified manner, was whom Natsu was kissing.

Not Lucy, whom Gray had suspected Natsu had a crush on.

Not Lisanna, who everyone knew Natsu had been basically in love with before her disappearance.

Not even Erza, whom Natsu seemed to have an unhealthy amount of obsession with, though he claimed he just wanted to beat the S class wizard.

No, the person Natsu was kissing was… himself.

And by himself, he did not mean another Natsu. No, Natsu currently had his hands all over the washboard abs, and his tongue down the throat of… Gray.

Looking down at himself quickly, Gray noticed a couple of things at once.

First, it appeared that he was wearing a shirt. Which whilst not unheard of, was unusual enough to warrant further inspection.

Second, the clothes he was wearing held an uncanny resemblance to the clothes a certain sharpshooter that he knew.

And lastly, he was quite obviously, through some bizarre feat of magic, in Alzack's body.

It did not take magic for Gray to work out that meant Alzack must be in his own body. And as he highly doubted Natsu would ever kiss himself, and he also highly doubted Alzack would ever kiss Natsu, he deduced that it must be Bisca in Natsu's body.

Which meant that Natsu must be… Gray began to look around for Bisca, and quickly located her sitting at a table surrounded by Erza, Wendy, Levy, Lucy, Happy and Charle.

Gray had to admit he would be lying if he said he wasn't equally ticked off, and amused by his friends reactions.

Erza was staring at 'Natsu and Gray', with blood trickling down her nose and a lustful expression in her eye (he'd forgotten that he'd once caught her reading yaoi novels).

Lucy was pointedly staring only at Bisca turned Natsu, and had a faint blush painting her cheeks.

Wendy was staring down at the table, a bright red blush covering her face, with Charle standing on the table attempting to block any view of the kissing she might have.

And Levy.. Well, Levy kept looking between the boys and a notebook she was scribbling in furiously.. So Gray assumed she was going to be using this scene as material for her next novel. He resolved to read it when she finished.

And Natsu.. Well. He wasn't doing much of anything at all. Well, not anything unusual. He was stuffing food in his mouth with the same amount of fervour as he did every morning, except this time the food wasn't all on fire.

Gathering his composure, Gray approached the table and asked as calmly as he could.

"Anyone want to tell me what the hell is going on?"

Well, at least he'd intended to be calm. Woops.

A/N: Currently this FF is pre-slash, (well, sort of. I dunno, do you count 2 boys who are making out, but are actually a heterosexual couple on the inside as slash? I don't.) and I'm not sure if it will get to slash before it is completed. I'll update the description if/when it does become slash.

This is also my first multi-chaptered fic. I'll do my best to make the chapters slightly longer than this in the future, but I dunno how I'll do with that. My writing has always been short and succinct. As such, I'm not even sure how many chapters this will be. I'll dry to draw it out (but keep it interesting) as much as I can, but I dunno. This fic is as much an exercise intended to improve my skills at writing longer fics as it is satisfying my plot bunnies.

Please leave a review ^_^ It makes me happy, and is more likely to inspire me to write. Of course, even if I only get 1 review per chapter I'll eventually post an update (I'm not going to hold reviews over anyone's head, or as a threat), but I'd be lying if I said reviews didn't motivate me. Heck, seeing reviews on an old fic of mine just recently was what made me come back to FF after almost a year and start writing again XD