The Good, The Bad, The Misadventures of the Voidlings

by Hunter Ryan aka deathbringer333

Hello readers, this is Hunter here :D I present you all a pilot for a series I will be starting heavily influenced by some stories and deviantart I have found around, I take no claim for the characters unless I say ahead of time they are a personal OC, Riot games owns the champs, a few artists own some plot ideas along with writers (like HoneyBadgerDC: who I got the diana spa idea that will be featured later in the story) if you all would like it I can try to get the links to some of the ideas I have incorporated, this story is here for me to work on my writing skills and maybe make you all laugh :3

without further ado

One late fall morning in the cafeteria of the IOW a precarious voidling was running a muck; normally known as "The Mouth of the Abyss" for various reasons ranging from spending all of 3 minutes eating the entire cafeteria food services to trying to (and successfully) eat Alistar because Wukong had thought it would be funny to explain where Kog'maw's favorite food, beef, came from… Koggy had gotten himself into yet another situation with pantheon clinging to dear life at the edges of Koggy's mouth. Koggy had gone to get his food like everyone normally did when this giant talking loaf of bread was there at the counter, so he remembered his manners like Cho had been trying to teach him and gently put his plate down along with his silverware, calmly put on his eating bib and ever so slowly inserted the giant talking loaf of bread into his mouth and tried to swallow, only… the "loaf of bread" was actually pantheon and he was not getting eaten today! He was gonna hang with his best friend since birth/secret crush Leona! Spartans don't take no crap from never ending black holes of a voidling! After about a minute of struggling Pantheon realized he wasn't winning:

"HELP ME!? SERIOUSLY HE'S TRYING TO DIGEST ME! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET MERCIFUL SOL SOMEONE SAVE ME!" Patheon screamed at the top of his lungs as koggy stood there with a confused look why his food was trying to get out of his mouth, he just wanted to fulfill his hunger and this giant thing that smelled like bread, tasted like bread, and looked kinda like bread seemed great for that job.

"Koggy don't feel so good-" Kog'maw said as pantheon kicked at his organs from inside his mouth triggering Koggy's living artillery reactions, suddenly sending poor Pantheon straight through the ceiling and out of the IOW. Pantheon flew straight up a good few miles before gravity brought him back down to Runeterra at terminal velocity, Pantheon flew from his ult all the time anyways so that wasn't what scared him, what scared him was where he fell down was none other than Leona's house; a very confused and worried Leona present at the landing site.

Back at the IOW Koggy was being scolded by Cho'gath for trying to digest lovable Pantheon.

"-and of all things you didn't even finish your food! If your gonna go around eating EVERYTHING at least clean up afterwards!"

"But Koggy was hungry! and bread-man looked so tasty, Koggy was wrong tho bread-man tasted like dirt, sweat, and regret!" Koggy explained as the rest of the void gang showed up at the team table, Malzahar at the head of the table followed by Cho'Gath and Vel'Koz on either side with Kha'Zix and Kog'Maw on the other side of the table. Three tables away sat a lone Kassadin sat stalking his arch nemesis: Malzahar, who had tried to corrupt him with the void….

-Flashback time-

(sing along!)

I can show you the void

dark, purple, murderous void!

Tell me, Kassy, now when did

You last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes

Take you horror by horror

Over, sideways and under

On a magic carpet ride

A whole new void

A new demonic point of view

No one to tell us no

Or where to go

Or say we're only having a nightmare

A whole new void

A dark place I never knew

But when I'm way up here

It's crystal clear

that now I'm in a whole new void with you

Now I'm in a whole new void with you

Unbelievable sights

Indescribable feeling

Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling

Through an endless deathtrap from an endless hell

A whole new void

Don't you dare close your eyes

A hundred thousand things to see

Hold your breath - it gets better

I'm like a shooting star

I've come so far

I can't go back to where I used to be

A whole new void

Every turn a surprise

With new horizons to pursue

Every moment gets better

I'll chase them anywhere

There's time to spare

Let me share this whole new void with you

A whole new void

A whole new void

That's where we'll be

That's where we'll be

A thrilling chase

A demonic place

For you and me

"say Kassy,... When'd you get so blue?" Malzahar said as he vomited purple rainbows from his mouth like it was normal.

"Malzahar" Kassadin said in a monotone voice

"yessssssssssssss :3 " Malzahar said cupping his hands and tilting his head all sweet like.

"go die in a hole" Kassadin said as he got up and rift walked out of the void leaving a heart broken Malzahar crying to himself on a magic carpet.

-end of flashback-

Malzahar shed a single tear at the memory of what could've been, and proceeded to ignore Kassadin's gaze at the group.

"ok ok that's enough scolding poor Koggy you all hear? He's learned his lesson right Koggy?" Malzahar said as he looked around the table before raising a toast.

"To the void, may the invasion succeed" They all chanted together as they clinked glasses, before finishing their meals and going their separate ways for the day, they had twelve hours of daylight before having to report to the void section of the IOW what could go wrong in twelve hours? right?...

In the corner of the cafeteria sat a lonely fish creature wielding his trusty trident, he was left out of all the tables because no one liked him and his tricks, he had been watching - no more longing for companionship from others - he knew just the table to join… now all he needed was some purple paint….

Thank you all for reading this pilot chapter, I will be continuing this series at my leisure so don't expect a constant stream as I do these at school during study halls, please if you have suggestions feel free to PM me or write them in the reviews thank you all again for your time hope you enjoyed

P.S. anyone who wants to play some games with me on League just PM me I'll make some room, I always need more gaming buds :P