Before filming: Usopp is standing in front of a camera, dancing, while singing, "This is very embarrassing cause we're not ready to shoot. So, I'm just going to dance here very randomly."
Anubis pops up, "That's the first one for the blooper reel!"
Chap. 11: Usopp is screaming, "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! IT'S YOU CP9 GUYS FROM TWO YEARS AGO! WHAT THE HELL ARE DOING HERE?!"
Luffy suddenly burps. "I don't remember eating that!" he laughed.
"That's the fifth time!" Usopp shouted.
"Sorry everyone, I had that beef burrito for lunch," Luffy apologized. "I'm okay now!"
"Ick," Usopp groaned.
Chap. 17: "Water?" Usopp said.
"20 barrels of water." Someone said.
"Okay, I got some cheese puffs if anyone gets hungry," Usopp added, tossing a bag of cheese puffs on a table. "And a key," Usopp adds as he tosses a gold key on the table. "I don't know what it's for, but you never know. And a golf ball." Tosses golf ball on table. "So you can play golf. And a plastic steak, and a rubber ducky, and a yoyo." Tosses stuff on table. "And an extra bouncy-bouncy ball." Tosses on table, which bounces off and hits camera. "Oh! Did I break the camera? Sorry!" Usopp exclaimed. "And some giant chatter teeth. Careful, they might go after you," Usopp tosses giant chattering teeth on table which end up off the table and go off-screen. Then a couple seconds later, Chopper runs by, being chased by the teeth.
Chap. 4: Spandam glances at window, then suddenly yelps and falls out of his chair. Camera pans to direction he looked to see Anubis tapping on the glass and doing weird faces. Looks normal and says, "Sup dogs?"
Chap. 17: Usopp is still going through the list. "And here are some crayons, in case you get bored." Tosses several crayons of various colors on table. "And some blue play-do." Tosses can of blue play-do on table.
Anubis casually walks up before grabbing it and running away.
"ANUBIS!" Usopp shouts, going after him.
"Do we even need all this?" Zoro asked.
Chap. 13: "LUCCI!" Luffy shouted.
Camera pans to where Lucci is supposed to walk in the bar. When he does not enter, camera moves over toward entrance to reveal Lucci is outside talking to identical twins girls.
"So you two are exactly identical? Well, that's interesting. You know, I could try to get you two parts in the next One Piece movie-," Lucci said flirtatiously.
"Um…Lucci?" Kaku said.
Lucci looks at camera, only to widen his eyes in surprise and say, "Wait, are we filming? Oh, sorry. I didn't know that. Well, ladies, if you need any acting tips, I'd be glad to talk to you. Alright, off you go then."
"This may seem like this is the first time this happened, but this actually happened at least, how many times during the Water 7 saga? 50?" Kaku stated.
"No, I think it was 90," Jabra said.
Chap. 17: Usopp is still going through list of stuff. "And the mother-load of dimes. If any of you find one of those Den-Den Mushi payphones, try to call me." Tosses bag of dimes on table. "And some monkey chow?" Usopp tosses bag of monkey chow on table.
"Monkey chow? For what?" Jabra asked.
"For the monkeys of course! Come on monkeys!" Usopp shouts.
Monkeys start to hop around the area and start to climb onto the table and eat the monkey chow.
"THAT'S IT! I DRAW THE LINE AT MONKEYS! GET EIICHIRO ODA ON THE PHONE!" Jabra snaps, walking off-screen.
Chap. 18: "I broke through! Anyone that wants to come with me can!" she shouted before running inside where she slips on the floor and lands flat on her face. "OW!" she shouted.
"Can we get a little more wax on the floor?" Usopp asked, laughing.
Chap. 19: Hapi, Fuji, Kalifa, Kumadori, Fukuro and Kaya are running down the hall when Kaya slips and falls on her backside. "Ow," she muttered.
"You okay?" Hapi asked.
"I think," Kaya muttered.
"We need an ice pack over here," Fuji said.
Chap. 21: "Bout damn time you got here! I can't get her to shut up!" Paulie shouted.
"That's because you're scaring-WHOA," Kalifa is saying when she slips on the floor and lands on her back.
Whitney starts to laugh.
"Well, that made her happy," Sekhmet said.
"What brand of wax are you using on these floors?" Usopp asked.
Chap. 20: Apophis flew into the air with his flames and morphed into his fire snake form, when he stops abruptly, coughing. "Sorry, I think a bug flew into my mouth!" he gasped.
"I hate it when that happens!" Kaku hollered down below. "It happened when I was jumping around Water 7 in the Water 7 saga!"
Chap. 24: "If you do show up, I'll throw you into the ocean," Sekhmet hissed.
Chimney looks at Sekhmet blankly and asks someone, "What was my line again?"
"Oh Kami…" Sekhmet muttered.
Chap. 12: "Seems like Spandam is doing anything in order to arrest us and CP9, even take innocent people as hostages," Robin said. "I fear there's a chance that we-." Then, there is the banging of a hammer in the background. "Hey! Is someone hammering? Can we hold the work, please? People!" Robin hollered.
"Am I in this shot?" Brook asked, with everything except his head visible. "I mean, you can see me, right?" he asks.
During a break: Kalifa is looking at a good-looking government agent, saying, "So is there a special lady in your life?" She moves closer to the agent, resulting in him falling over and revealing to be a cardboard standee. "Oh! I thought it was real!" Kalifa gasps, laughing. "Ooh, put that thing in my car."
Chap. 18: During the battle, everyone is fighting until the lights suddenly go out.
"Whoa." Luffy said.
"That was weird." Nami added.
"I think we blew a fuse!" Franky hollered.
"You know in every single episode of One Piece, this has never happened," Luffy stated. "I'm actually tempted to sit down and start a fire because it's so dark."
"Tell ghost stories," Perona suggested.
Lights suddenly go back on. "And we're back!" Luffy shouts.
Chap. 13: Camera is focused on Nami until it tilts down, focusing on her feet, where Nami starts to do a jig. "Yeah, ye-ye-yeah!" she shouts. She kneels down on the floor in the view on the camera and says, "We'll be back with more One Piece Bloopers in a few moments. Hahaha!"
Chap. 10: "So that's Syrup Village?" Sabo asked, looking over at the island, when there was suddenly a loud bang in the background. "What is this? The gong show or something?" he asked.
Chap. 11: "Okay, I just need a couple of seconds to remember that I speak English and I'll be good to go," Usopp said.
Chap. 24: "Well, we're going to go home. Any of you guys want to come with us?" Anubis asked as he climbed onto the Thousand Sunny, when he suddenly stumbled and almost fell. "Whoa! That would've been a disaster!" he exclaimed.
Chap. 19: Sekhmet and Anubis then looked over the railing at the Marines.
"I can't really do anything until I get my line right, okay," Anubis said.
"You don't have a line in this part," Sekhmet said.
"I don't? I thought I did."
Chap. 22: "Well, captain, we're dealing with Straw Hat Monkey D Luffy, captain of the Straw Hat pirates, with a bounty of 500,000,000; Pirate Hunter Roronoa Zoro, with a bounty of 150,000,000; Cat Burglar Nami, with a bounty of 20,000,000; there's also The Sniper King, Usopp, with a bounty of 50,000,000; then there's Black Leg Sanji, with a bounty of 88,000,000; Tony Tony Chopper, with a bounty of 100. The Demon Child, Nico Robin, with a bounty of 90,000,000; Cyborg Franky, with a bounty of 55,000,000; Soul King Brook, with a bounty of 44-oh f***," one of the Marines stated.
"What happened?" Anubis asked, off-screen.
"I forgot the rest of my line," the Marine replied.
Chap. 18: "Stop! Stop! I dropped a contact lens!" Hapi shouted.
"Is this it?" Apophis asked, before stomping on it.
"You son of a b****," Hapi muttered.
Chap. 11: "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH…YEAH BABY!" Usopp screamed.
Chap. 12: "KAYAAAAAAAAA!" Usopp shouts, then stops and says, "I'd like to thank the academy and I think everyone here did a lovely job."
Interview: "Debby, can I get some pictures of me please?" Anubis asked. "I should sign some pictures. I really should."
During a break: "Guys, I have bad news," Anubis said.
"What is it?" Sekhmet asked.
"Well, I heard this knock at the backdoor, so I opened it, and before I knew it, all these people just flood into the studio, screaming, 'YAY! ONE PIECE!'."
"Oh no, not the fan girls," Lucci groaned.
"OMG! IT'S THE ONE PIECE CHARACTERS!" someone screams off-screen.
"Let's get out of here!" Anubis shouts as every runs out of the studio which in seconds gets overrun by fan girls.
Chap. 23: Anubis is about to sing onstage when he says, "Oh no."
"What happened?" Sekhmet asked.
"My brain came out," Anubis said.
During a break: Everyone is off-set on a break, where Usopp is looking through a book. "Wow, there's a whole bunch of stuff written here," he said.
Luffy looks over his shoulder and says, "Huh, it looks like Sekhmet and Anubis are getting paid more than I am."
"Don't look at that!" Anubis shouted.
Before filming: Shows Apophis on his knees praying, "Let me do a good job on this take, let me do a good job on this take."
"You'll do fine," Sekhmet assured the man.
Chap. 21: Jabra walked slowly over to Spandine, his head down, and the camera follows him. Then he mutters, "It's a long walk."
In second take, Jabra walks out of camera's view, then pops back into view a few seconds later, asking, "How was that?"
"That was nice!" the director stated.
"That was wonderful! You were so good!" Usopp agreed.
Chap. 14: Chopper ran over and checked on the girl. After a few minutes, he shouted, "It's okay! She just passed out from the stress!"
Everyone was silent until Killer said, "Oh, wait, I have a line don't I? But I've never done it before."
Everyone groans.
Chap. 6: Jabra opens the backdoor, revealing a light from a screen from part of the set. "Oh look guys, I found heaven," the wolf-zoan jokes.
Usopp then pops up and says, "Cue angelic vocalizing, aaaahhhhhhhh."
Chap. 13: Shanks says, "Hey Luffy!"
"What?" Luffy asks.
"How are ya! I'll try that line again!" Shanks replies.
Before filming: Usopp looks at Kaya and asks, "Why do you look so scared for?"
"Sorry, I'm just so nervous. Because you're so handsome," Kaya giggles.
"Ooh," Usopp replies.
Two look at each other for a few moments until Usopp says, "Let's just wrap this thing up and go to dinner!"
"Can I come?" Luffy asks off-screen.
"NO!" Usopp shouts.
"Darn," Luffy muttered.
Chap. 13: Luffy runs outside and the door to the bar gets stuck open.
"The door is stuck," Sekhmet said.
"Really?" Luffy replies, turning around.
"Lock the doors, don't let him back him," Usopp joked as Anubis ran to the door and acted like he was going to lock it, with Luffy on the other side trying to get back in.
Chap. 24: Kaku threw his arms around Jabra's neck and planted a kiss on the wolf-zoan's lips.
"Cut!" the director shouts, however, Kaku and Jabra are still kissing.
"Get a room you two," Anubis said.
Kaku uses his hand to shoo him away.
Chap. 20: Then, Spandam walked into the room and slips on the floor.
"I ripped my pants!" he shouted angrily.
"Good to know," Bastet said, annoyed. "And here we go with the wax floor gag again."
Chap. 21: "Bout damn time you got here! I can't get her to-oh crap, she spit up on me," Paulie groaned.
Camera pans down to Whitney showing the baby had spit up on Paulie's jacket.
"Please tell us you have a spare," Anubis said.
During a scene: Anubis randomly goes into a scene, sweeping the floor. "Don't mind me," he said.
Chap. 18: Everyone is fighting when a random guy runs across set, screaming. Everyone stops and watches him leave.
"That's the first time this has ever happened on One Piece…and hopefully it'll never happen again," Shanks stated.
During a break: "So, you can sprout arms all over your body?" Apophis asked Robin.
"Yes, anywhere," Robin answered.
"Even…" Apophis said, motioning toward Robin's chest.
"I think that's sexual harassment, Apophis," Robin said.
"Sorry Robin, that's my line," Kalifa says, off-screen.
Interview: "Yes, this is the first One Piece film I've been involved in, and I-," Kalifa states until a random man comes up to her and kisses her cheek and runs away. Kalifa looks stunned and is silent fot a few moments before asking, "Who was that?"
After filming: "T-t-t-t-t-t-that's all folks," Anubis said.
"You can't say that?!" Usopp shouts.
"Why not?" Anubis asked.
"That's copyrighted by Warner Bros!" Usopp explained.
"Oh f***," Anubis said.
So, I made a blooper reel. Why? Because it had to be done!
I own Sekhmet, Anubis, Whitney, Hapi, Apophis, Fuji and Bastet
Oda-san owns One Piece
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