Hi ya everyone Ulquihimefan1 here, So I've been writing this one Crossover for awhile and I've been originally writing this on Google Docs, up to about chapter five that I'm still working on and I've been writing and editing it for MONTHS now and I finally figured, Hey I've had this between me and my friends for a while now so now I'm posting this story up on my DA account (nyacat39) and here, hope you guys like it

Disclaimer: I only own the concept of the story the all mentioned characters belong to their respective owners

Chapter 1

A group of three was walking down a deserted highway. The trio didn't even look like they all belonged together or would even be remotely close. One was a relatively tall male who appeared to be in his mid-twenties, he wore an army uniform, dog tags around his neck with one reading "Flippy" while the other read "Fliqpy", a green beret was atop his head of green hair, black leather boots dressed his feet, a water canteen was at his side as was a small brown bag on the other side, he carried a rather large brown backpack with a dark green blanket rolled up on top of it and an automatic gun strapped to the front of it. The other two looked to be in their teens, both were male with long hair but one looked more effeminate and had blond hair while the other looked more like his gender and had black hair and an asian look to him. The blond teen had a dark purplish-blue shirt over a fishnet mesh shirt, dark blue pants that had a white sash across it, white guards attached the toeless dark blue shoes to the pant legs, his blond bangs covered the left blue eye that held a scope over it, a high ponytail was atop his head along with a forehead protector that held a scratch in the metal part and two small bags rested at the sides of his hips. Finally the black-haired teen was wearing all black, had his hair tied back into a low ponytail by a white band, had a trenchcoat on, midnight black eyes that switched between black and a dark purple color and finally there was an Ouroboros tattoo on his left hand.

"I think we're lost, hm," the blond haired teen stated as he felt like they had been walking for hours and couldn't read any of the signs.

"We are NOT lost!" the black haired teen growled his eyes settling on a dark purple color and his voice sounding a little deep for a teen's.

"You're just saying that because you lost the map," A more teen sounding voice deadpanned from in the asian teen's mind.

"Shut it Princy, I didn't lose anything I just misplaced it," the asian teen growled lowly to himself but didn't stop the blond teen from hearing it.

"Wait, you LOST the map, hm?!" the effeminate teen shouted angrily with a glare at the black haired teen and before a fight could break out they were quieted by the voice of the military man.

"Guys calm down!" He stopped and adjusted his hold on his backpack a bit before continuing, "Look we're close to a town anyways so let's not bicker anymore and get a new map there."

"Who put you in charge?" the Asian teen glared before the same teen voice responded to him. "Well he is the only one trying to maintain a calm atmosphere Greed."

Shut up Ling, the one called Greed responded internally.

"Fine by me, hm," the blond replied and continued following the military man and was soon joined by Greed who begrudgingly gave control back to Ling. About a minute or two into the walk Ling spoke up to the blond at his side.

"So Deidara right?" Ling questioned.

I still can't believe he's a guy. Greed spoke within the mind of Ling which just caused said teen to snicker a bit remembering that moment quite fondly.

"Yes, hm?" the blond in question asked, his visible eye never leaving the military man in front of them.

"I was just curious on where you're from. Your name is a little weird and the same goes for your clothing as well."

"I should say the same about you, hm," Deidara responded not even answering the question as he looked over to Ling from the corner of his eyes.

"Oh, really? Do tell," Ling chimed figuring it would give him a better view of Deidara's character.

"Aside from your strange clothes, the possibility of you having Multiple Personality disorder and your inconsistency with names, the way you carry yourself changes from a relaxed position to one that suggests power, hm. Not to mention your bloodline is one I've never seen before in all my travels, hm," Deidara stated from his observation of the asian teen and then returned his line of sight back to the green haired man.

"I going to go out on a limb here and say that we have different meanings of bloodlines," Ling asked opening one of his black colored eyes and upon closer inspection one would notice a hint of Greed's slitted purple eye could be seen within its depths. Deidara turned his attention back to Ling for that brief moment.

"From your reaction I would say yes, hm," Ling had then shot Deidara a smile after said blond had spoken.

"So what about the man in front of us?" The Asian asked turning his own attention to the back of the man in front.

"... If you had asked me this on our first meeting I would say he's timid and a little too trusting, un."

"But now?"

There was a moment of silence as Deidara's mind forced him to see an image of glowing yellow eyes and a sharp toothed, evil grin.

"An unpredictable storm, hm," was Deidara's answer.

"Uh boys," came the voice of the soldier in front whose name could possibly be Flippy started, catching both teen's attention and making them look forward only to freeze in place for a moment. "I-I think we should run."

Before the trio was a group of decaying zombies some were missing eyes, others arms and at least two were missing either a leg or their bottom half of their bodies. Some of them seemed to notice the trio and slowly began making their way to them while a small group of them feasted on the flesh of an unfortunate victim.

"Shit these things again, hm?" Deidara questioned taking one small step back but at the same time shifting his position lightly for quick evasions and strikes if needed.

"And it's the rotting ones this time," a deeper voice growled signifying Greed was in control at the moment. The hand that had the Ouroboros tattoo on it turned a dark grey color while the tattoo itself was plainly visible, the same was done to the other arm as well.

"I almost prefer the ones that run… at least they smell better," Ling muttered in the mental world of his own body among the thousands of souls that had lost their own individuality and where now a collective mass of red waves as part of a singular red stone.

"W-We s-sh-should r-run," Flippy stammered however before he could follow through his eyes finally caught sight of the zombies eating the body, blood, bones and organs exposed. It was then something in him seemed to snap, his fight or flight instincts on overdrive and switching straight to fight. His breathing was labored before it started to turn into evil laughter. Both teens behind him then took a step back remembering what happened last time this came about.

"Shit not again," Greed spoke aloud as the same grey coloring on his arms spread fast and started to slowly cover his face for more likely than not, protection. The maniacal laughter continued as one of Flippy's gloved hands went into his side bag and pulled out a bowie knife that had a few blood stains on the hilt and a closer look at his face showed his once yellow green eyes had turned a venomous yellow and his teeth which where just slightly jagged to begin with had turned into a mouth full of predatory teeth. This was Fliqpy. Fliqpy then rushed straight forward at the zombies knife poised to kill as he grabbed one and stabbed it straight through the mouth and the back of the head.

"You look like you could use more knife in your diet~" Fliqpy chirped grinning widely as he did. Still having the knife in the now dead zombies head the green haired soldier turned around quickly and pulled the gun strapped onto his backpack out then shot a few more with precision accuracy.

"At least he's not trying to kill us this time, un," Deidara muttered as he placed one of his hands into one of his side bags and seemed to be surprised to feel some clay within it.

"Good thing as well, I may want everything but even that has a limit," Greed muttered back as they watched the carnage caused by the one man army.

How did this mismatched trio come to be? Well we're going to have to go back to about three days to find that out.

Deidara had woken up in an hospital room, alone and in the dark. The window to his left was broken, the ceiling looked old from a few missing and broken spots along the tiles and the floor which he woke up on wasn't in the best of conditions. Startled the blond jumped up and began patting himself down, hardly believing he was still alive. The last thing he remembered before waking up was blowing himself up to try and kill the second to last and the youngest Uchiha clan member, then he just… found himself here. Confused the blond stepped out of the room he awoke in and looked into the deserted hallway, not even hearing the sounds of other patients.

"That's weird, hm…" he trailed off out loud as he stepped completely out of the room and began to look around trying to find whoever it was that brought him to this building to begin with. A while of walking later the blond's nose picked up both a familiar scent and an undesirable one at the same time. The scent of rotting flesh.

"The hell's that, un?!" Deidara choked out as he covered his nose and mouth with one hand, making sure a mouth that rested on the palm was closed. The loudness of his exclamation had caused not one, not two but a small group of almost completely fleshed zombies. A few of them had small chunks missing here and there but other then that remained completely intact. Without warning the moving corpses began sprinting towards the blond whose natural fight or flight response activated causing him to run. The blond was running at almost inhuman speeds as he tried to lose the zombies pursuing him.

The fuck are these things? Deidara thought as he snuck a quick glance back to the zombies who weren't giving up in their chase. When he looked forward again he quickly had to turn into the closest open door as there were other zombies in front, but thankfully they were the ones that couldn't run thanks to severe rot. The blond then slammed the door behind him and was relieved that there weren't any enemies in this room. The relief was short lived as he heard the sound of nails scraping against the wood.

Shit! Quickly looking around he saw that he was in a small room with only two exits, the door he entered… and the window straight across from him. If I use chakra I'll be fine on landing. With that thought through the blond darted to the window with ninja like speed and broke straight through it with his arms crossed to protect his face and neck from the glass. What he didn't anticipate however, was that he was on the sixth floor of the building and was now looking down with a shocked expression.

Shit and I used up all my clay fighting the Uchiha brat. Fuck. Deidara internally cursed as gravity took it's toll and rapidly pulled him down to the ground. Natural human instinct acted up before he hit the ground causing him to scream slightly before landing on something human to break his fall better.

"OW, what the hell?!" It was the voice of Greed that spat those words out as Deidara shot up quick after that and shifted into a defensive position, not knowing whether he was friend or foe at the time. Greed however when he looked over at the blond got slightly wide in the eyes. To him he just saw a beautiful woman in strange clothing, that seemed to fit "her".

"Greed, I wouldn't…" Ling started internally but seemed to be ignored as Greed spoke out loud towards the blond.

"Well hello beautiful~" Greed grinned while Deidara gained a confused expression on his face.

The hell? Was the first thought to cross his mind and even caused him to loosen up on his defensive position. A few seconds after though the blond reacted quick practically blocking out everything Greed was saying as he grabbed his arm and started dragging him after spotting the zombies once again, and this time in a greater horde.

"Whoa hey if you wanted it," Greed was then cut off by the blond giving him a glare.

"Two things, one I'm a guy and two shut the fuck up and hurry, un!" Deidara spat out angrily which caused Greed to develop an extremely surprised look.

That's a guy?! Greed thought in absolute shock only for it to turn into anger at his… roommate laughing at him.

"I tried to warn you," Ling laughed before taking over then seeing exactly why they were running. the biggest shock for him, was he felt absolutely no chi from the beings chasing them.

"What are those things?" he muttered out loud.

"Don't know, but I don't want to find out, un," Deidara replied after hearing what was said, not even reacting to the change in pitch due to Ling taking over. After all he worked with a plant person with two different colored skin tones on each half his body and each had a different personality as well as voice.

It took the two a little while but they had finally lost the pursuing hoard and were now hiding out in an abandoned convenience store. The good news was there were a few preserved foods and snacks left there the bad news the windows were broken down.

"The hell is this thing, un?" the blond questioned as he held up a twix bar. Ling took a look at it as well, both not knowing in the slightest what it was.

"Could be food," Ling offered up, only to feel himself feel hungry at the mere mention of food.

I swear that's the second downfall of our complete partnership. Greed spoke up remembering the times when Ling's body got so hungry they both ended up passing out till they actually got food.

"Then you try it, hm," Deidara shoved the twin bars of chocolatey goodness into the Prince's hands. Said prince then opened the package and saw the two bars on one sniff made him realize it had chocolate in it. Feeling more comfortable with it the prince practically made both bars vanish in under a second to discover their other parts. Deidara could only stare when Ling just got up shortly after and practically started grabbing any and all kinds of food that was left over and not expired.

"Oooh this seems interesting," Ling said out loud as he picked up a certain yellow sponge cake called a Twinkie.

"Oi at least save some, un," Deidara growled quietly not knowing if the zombies were outside at the moment or not. Ling then looked over to Deidara's direction and sent him a fox like smile before disappearing again and slightly angering the temperamental blond.

He's almost as easy to piss off as Ed, Greed said and at the same time in two different but at some points same universes, a blond teen with his hair tied in a ponytail and golden eyes that seems to be in both of them with slight differences both sneezed at the same time.

It was a little while later and Deidara was holding onto the food items he had found and kept them away from the Prince… who ate nearly everything the store had before deciding to take a nap.

Where the hell does it all go? Deidara thought before picking up a flashlight from there and playing with it. He somewhat recognized the small device from a few things in his village but hadn't seen one quite like it. Clicking the button he was somewhat pleased to see the small beam of light it produced till a small crash was heard sending the ninja into a defensive position.

"Who's there, hm?" He growled out only to get the sound of a cold, evil laugh as a response. Taking a small step back the blond was then quick to duck at the sight of an on coming bowie knife being thrown right at his head. He then heard the sound of metal going through human flesh and the blond didn't have to turn around to know that Ling had more likely than not been hit by the blade. Checking one of his bags at his side he found that he still had his ninja tools in there and quickly pulled out a kunai knife. A short three seconds after the green haired military man came out from his hiding spot with a snarl on his face.

"What the hell was that for?!" Greed snarled after pulling the knife out of his and Ling's head and healing the wound shut.

"Geeze that really hurt as well," Ling cried internally, obviously still not used to being able to heal fast… or not die from such things.

"Oh, you're still alive, un?" Deidara replied casually not taking his eyes off Fliqpy who then seemed to finally take notice, that his intentional prey was going to be fighting back for once. A sinister smile crossed his features as he quickly manouvered to the side with full intent to use the surrounding area to his advantage. Sensing this Deidara quickly rushed out from the aisle and pulled Greed out with him as the shelves began to topple over.

"You know, you keep doing things like this and I might just think you have a thing for guys~" Greed smirked causing Deidara to turn red from embarrassment and a small amount of anger.

"Just shut up and focus on taking the guy out, hm," Deidara looked away from the sin only to be pulled by said sin as a gunshot was fired right at him and the bullet blew through some of his long hair he had out of the pony tail. Instinct acted up before he could question the weird weapon as he threw the kunai he had with accuracy at the military man firing at them, causing him to dodge as fire was quickly sent back at them and instead of hitting flesh they seemed to start hitting something that sounded close to metal. Deidara seemed to finally take notice of Greed blocking him from the gunfire and his skin seemed to take up a dark grey color.

"No need to thank me just returning the favor," Greed grinned and then rushed forward surprising Fliqpy who put his gun away and pulled out something from his smaller bag that Greed recognized as a grenade while Deidara could practically sense the explosive power from it. Deidara's mind quickly went into estimations on how big the explosion would be and it wasn't looking too good in his mind. Self preservation was now Deidara's first instinct as he quickly rushed out as the pin was pulled and Greed pulled the rest of his ultimate shield up to protect himself as the explosive was thrown right at him. The explosion went off and Deidara could only look back with curiosity to see Fliqpy was now knocked unconscious from the force of the explosion sending him back and hitting his head hard on one of the shelves and Greed slowly retracting his shield. Taking caution Deidara went into the small bag at his side and pulled out another kunai, now noting he would only have eight left after this one and thirty Shuriken at his disposal.

"Oi, the fuck you doing Blonde?" Greed asked as he watched the blond approaching the downed green haired man. Deidara then sent Greed a small glare before speaking.

"I have a name, it's Deidara, hm. As for what I'm doing, I'm going to make sure he's either down for the count, or no longer a threat, un," Deidara replied turning back to the man and then noticed the rising and falling of the man's chest with his breaths. It also brought his attention to the dog tags around the man's neck. Attempting to read them proved futile to him as the only language he could have ever read was Japanese. After the attempted reading Deidara then checked the green haired man for a pulse to see if it was weakened or not and he found one. Before he could do anything about it Flippy was now in control again and was now waking up, not knowing anything that happened. The only two things Flippy noticed when waking up however, was the pain in his head and the blond haired… girl maybe holding a strange looking knife against his throat.

"Why did you attack, hm?" Deidara asked and made Flippy realize, his first thoughts on the blond being a girl… where completely wrong.

"A-Attack? Oh, god d-did I kill anyone?" Flippy panicked out loud his greenish-yellow eyes wide with fear and… possible guilt. This caught Deidara by surprise as he was expecting someone to be more cold and have made an attempt on turning his own weapon against him. Pulling his kunai away from Flippy's throat Deidara backed off allowing the military man to stand before speaking again.

"No, no one was killed, un," Flippy seemed to be relieved to hear these words from the sigh he let out.

"Oi wait a second, this guy attacks us one minute then the next he has no fucking idea what the hell happened?" Greed questioned earning everyone's attention in that moment. Flippy seemed to get a little reluctant and seemed to shrink under the glare from the purple colored eyes.

"I, I just…. it's that… w-well I have these moment's w-where I b-black out, t-then when I-I w-wake up I…. people end up d-dead…" The green haired man finally bit out avoiding meeting the homunculus's gaze. The sight of the once somewhat intimidating man now a nervous and practically trembling mess caused both teens to look at eachother then back to the green haired man with disbelieving looks. Both had the same thoughts, three actually if you counted Ling as separate from Greed.

"This is the guy who tried to blow us all up?"

Back in the present Fliqpy had cleared out almost all the zombies on the abandoned highway when his gun ran out of bullets. A small growl escaped his lips as he grabbed his signature bowie knife to take care of the rest, not once noticing the running hoard coming in at the sound of his gun fire. However the two teens did.

"Shit, oi Blondy you got anything on you besides those fancy knives?" Greed questioned preparing to run into the hoard if need be and drag the battle hungry green haired man out if need be.

"Greed, even I know those are kunai," Ling deadpanned only to realize he had been ignored by the greedy soul.

"For the last time it's Deidara, and besides the shuriken and four explosive tags, no I used up my clay in a battle with the Uchiha brat, un," Deidara growled as he pulled out said throwing stars and began tossing them. Wishing in that moment he had something explosive other than the tags, Deidara's left hand unconsciously went into the pouch at that side and was then surprised at the familiar feel of the moist clay he always used.

"What the hell can clay do? Ah never mind just hope you have more of those throwing things because we're going to need them," Greed sighed and finished pulling up the rest of his ultimate shield and rushed in.

I could have sworn I used it all… but here it is, full to the brim like it was before fighting that little brat… Deidara thought as his mouth hand started chewing up the clay as he guided his right hand to do the same in the secondary clay pouch, after throwing a single kunai that had a sheet of paper that seemed to ignite at the end then explode after hitting a target in the head and taking a few others with it. A maniacal smile started to spread across his face at the explosion and as his left hand finished the molding of his chakra into the clay.

"Time to show off my art, hm~" Deidara grinned as he molded a small clay bird in his left hand. He then tossed it and made a single hand sign to enlarge it and jump on top of it as his right hand molded two different birds. The large bird the blond had jumped onto then spread it's formed wings and took off, following it's creator's chakra manipulations caused by a link to the mind as it flew low over the hoard and grabbed Greed in one of it's talons then did the same with Fliqpy. Both where shocked at being suddenly grabbed and surprised from the sudden appearance of a GIANT FUCKING BIRD! Said bird was now flying high above the hoard as the creator grinned as he tossed the two smaller birds down to the hoard having both men in his larger creation's grip watch and bear witness to his beautiful art. After all…

"My art… is an Explosion, hm! KATSU!" Deidara shouted from atop the bird as the two smaller ones reached the ground level of the hoard they then exploded from the single hand sign and word their creator had said. Compared to the grenade Fliqpy had used to try and kill them, this explosion could have taken down the entire convenience store and leave nothing but a small crater.

"Whoa, remind me not to get on his bad side," Ling bit out as Greed kept staring at what the blond had caused.

Remind me, to keep my shield up when I start talking to him from now on. Greed replied back, not wanting to have the experience of being blown to bits integrated within his mind. Fliqpy on the other hand seemed to have been snapped out of his… "Flipped-out" state and reverted back to Flippy when the explosion went off and now he was just staring down at the crater… and a never before realized fear of heights finally hit him as well.

Omake

Somewhere in another world and at the same time as the team of three where doing their battle a man in a white outfit with a small blade at his side with a sly fox-like grin on his face and lavender-grey hair stared at both the writer and reader… wait WTF?!

"Hello~ Welcome ta the extra's section, oh and writer, don't get yer panties in a twist, I'm not going ta mess with the story~" the man continued to grin causing even me to stare in confusion how the hell he can even smile that wide… till I realized he's freaking Gin Ichimaru, he can do that shit and still leave the world wondering, and just decided to get back to writing. Gin seemed to smile even more at my decision then pulled down a screen and a little pointer stick.

"Since this is only the first extra in the series I'm just going ta start off with a few basics like the world the main guys are in." The screen then turned to a desolated wasteland that looks close to being New York city but with no lights and looks more ruined.

"Geesh writer-san ye really know how ta set a whole world up now dontcha? Anyways back on topic, this world is like the real world where the writer and all her friends are from but thanks ta testing of different diseases and chemicals they pretty much made walking corpses that have a terrible case of the munchies," the screen then goes to the two different types, the more rotten walkers on one side and the runners on the other.

"The walkers over here are the weaker of the two types in this world thanks ta the deterioration of the muscles and nerves from being dead but not fer too long. Buut the walkers are also the more common as the runners are still more fresh than them and theres only a handful of survivors left in that world. Hold on a second," Gin stopped and went over to a stack of papers that… I honestly don't remember putting there and pulled out a file he seemed to be looking for with a smile.

"Ah here it is, as this says there's only about a one in five hundred and ten chance in this world of encountering a survivor but even then the odd's are getting worst as the population of the walking meat bags get's larger." Gin then seems to lean closer to the camera and whispers to the reader. "But between ya and me, it's pretty obvious the survivors will still win~" He then goes back to his regular position with his ever present grin on his face.

"Oh I almost forgot, in that world abilities from other worlds get limited, an example," Deidara appears on the screen. "If a ninja like Deidara uses their chakra, even if it's a small amount they will be physically drained even if they've had years of experience using it or have a high amount." The screen then changes to Greed/Ling. "These guys on the other hand have a slowed down time of five seconds when it comes to the ultimate shield and a limited range of Chi sensing in this world. Comparing this ta Deidara, well the ninja get's the shorter end of the stick." The screen then goes to black and Gin then seemed to make the pointer stick he had vanish.

"I guess if this was an anime this is also the part where I tell ye what's going to happen in the next "episode" but since this is just a story I don't think so~" a huge rock get's thrown at Gin who dodges and his usual grin is whipped off his face.

"Geeze, writer-san no need to get so violent, fine. I'll tell them," The screen then turns back on and shows the team all flying on Deidara's clay bird with Flippy practically screaming in fear, "Next time Greed will find something very interesting, Flippy will flip out again, Deidara blows more shit up and they will all meet their first survivor. See all of ya'll next time. Bye-Bye~"