RWBY Abridged

A/N: Welcome back! RWBY is now going on to volume 3 and has started off quite good. I'll be having some delays so I can come up with more material for the next chapters. So watch or rewatch the episode before reading. Enjoy :)

Volume 3 Episode 1

Skip ahead to the battle between RWBY and ABRN.

"Hello and welcome to the Hunger Games version of RWBY!" Professor Port said.

"More like Dauntless initiation since they wont kill each other." Oobleck said.

"Whatever. So lets talk about how it's done." Port said.

"Ok listen carefully." Oobleck said. "There's Four, Two, and One, and Three! Wait, no. Forget that. It's all epic battles between new teams and the main characters who, spoiler alert, will win!"

"And long story short. the final rounds will be a fight to the death where one will be king of the world." Port said.

"I think your forgetting queen. Like me!"

"Yeah right. Your not fit to be either."

Team RWBY and ABRN fight.

Blake and Reese fight until Reese falls and hits the ground hard.

"OW! MY ASS!" Reese said.

"*Gasp! Language!" Blake said.

Yang fights and Ruby shoots one of them.

"Gotcha Bitch!" Ruby said.

"Got YOU Bitch!" Bolin said as Ruby turned around.

Weiss then pushes him way.

"I love you Weiss!" Ruby said.

"Baka not now!" Weiss said.

"I'm so getting some!" Ruby said.

Both teams continue to fight until Reese is thrown out and three of them are left. Weiss then uses the wall of ice for Yang. (Insert the song "Don't loose your way" here.)

Team RWBY wins and leave the arena.

"Yay! We did it-! And now I'm tired..." Ruby said.

"I'm hungry." Blake said and her stomach growls.

"We are poor cute girls that need food. If only someone could help us!" Weiss said and nothing happens.

"We have no actual fans in this world." Ruby said.

"It was worth a try." Weiss said.

"Lets eat!"

"I know a place." Yang said and they start walking until Weiss' phone rings.

"Not now, I'm starving." Weiss said.

"Hey look what I found!" Emerald said holding the wallet.

"Oh shit oh shit! That's mine!" Ruby said.

"Yeah I figured." Emerald said.

"Thank you Emerald. Your the nicest person I've ever met." Ruby said.

"He he. (No I'm not)." Emerald said and thought.

"Hey you and your team were in the match how did you do?"

"Well..."

-Flashback-

Emerald's team fights and the opponent sees Neo.

"Mrs. Mime." Neo whispered.

-End Flashback-

"Fine..."

"Hey, you and your boyfriend want to eat with us?" Ruby said.

"About that..." Emerald said looking at Mercury who smells a boot.

"I'm going to say, sausage!" Mercury said, guessing the scent.

"You probably wouldn't want him around." Emerald said. "So who's doing the next round."

"I get to do it!" Ruby said.

"No your not." Weiss said.

"I mean, I get see how it goes."

"Weiss and Yang are in the next round." Blake said.

"Yeah." Yang said.

"Nice. We won't go easy on you in the match."

"Noted."

"Well we got to go see ya." They walk away.

"So how'd it go?" Mercury said sarcastically.

"Bitch thinks your my boyfriend."

"Am I?"

"Fuck NO!"

Later at the Ramen stand.

"I'll take the big bowl." Yang said and gets it.

"I'll take a bigger bowl." Ruby said and gets it.

"Can I have the small-" Weiss said but gets the same size.

"The Usual?" The shopkeeper said.

"The Usual." Blake said and then gets fish. "YES!" Blake said, breathing heavily.

"Ok then. It's on me." Weiss said as the shopkeeper takes the card.

"Well thank you. See you can be generous." Yang said.

"Tsuderes come and go." Weiss said and the card is thrown at her. "Dafaq?"

"Card declined. You no pay." He said.'

"How the fuck did- Oh I think I should have answered my phone." Weiss said.

"Ummm, I'm just going to take this and-" Blake said but looses her fish. "Fuck." Blake said upset.

"Maybe we can help." Pyrrah said.

"Oh my God, it's Team JNPR!" Ruby said and the audience applause.

They eat and silenced filled the air.

"So, what exactly is our plan?" Ren said.

"It's simple. We win." Pyrrah said and Nora burped.

"I think I'm going to pass out." Jaune said.

"I call team leader!" Nora said.

"No, we agreed Pyrrah is next to be leader." Ren said.

"We the hell did I become the guy who dies first?" Jaune said.

"You don't want to know." Pyrrha said.

"Now what will you do to win actually?" Ruby said.

"Simple, I do the heavy lifting, Jaune doesn't do anything, Pyrrha admires Jaune, and Ren makes sure we don't screw up. And Jaune gets all the credit in the end." Nora said.

"That ok with you?" Ren said to Jaune, who is ok with it.

"And if all else fails, we loose, but then we loose everything. Our team, our fans, our ships could die and it's all because we didn't do good!" Nora said and began to cry.

"Buuuttt, other than that, we're fine." Ren said.

"We're not that worried about our team." Yang said.

"We got yuri ships, more fandom, and of course we are the main characters." Blake said.

"I'm THEE main character FYI." Ruby said.

"Baka." Weiss said.

"Attention Team JNPR, get your asses over to the stadium now!" Port said.

"You're already late and-. What the hell is the other team again?" Oobleck said.

"Ok we got to go. Bye!" Pyrrha said.

Later at the stadium, Emerald and Mercury are watching the match.

"So were's our team leader and little miss Black Rock Shooter?" Mercury said.

"She's not Black Rock Shooter." Emerald said.

"I don't know and I don't care." Cinder said grabbing popcorn. "I'm just wondering why our hands are as big as our heads."

"Ok so it's team JNPR against team BRNZ. I think that's how you say it." Port said and the stadium sets its battlegrounds. "3,2,1... TO BE CONTINUED!"

"Aww FUCK!" Jaune said.

-End-

A/N: So there we go, another season has started. I'm going to try and make more but I will need more material. Please PM me if you have any ideas to help with this. So reeview and stuff. Thanks :)