Clary POV

I can't believe that Jace dragged me into this shit. I swear that if I was going to get pulled into some weird shit, that boy was going to be fucking dead.

"In three two one, hey whats up guys it is Bryanstars and we are joined by a new face today. We have with us Jace from Shadowhunter and his fiancee. Could you please introduce yourself to the audience."

"Hi, my name is Clary Fray. Most of you know who I am being as this cunt just introduced me and Jace's non stop rambling on Twitter."

"Feeling the love Clary. So lets get one of our most famous questions out of the way, What would be your porn star name?"

"Probably Cherry or Cherry Bomb because of my hair. I don't think that I could do that great on pornos because when I'm sleeping with Jace I do literally nothing really. I might kiss him or move my hands around, but I can't do what some of those porn stars do."

"You say it like you have seen them work before and that is kind of frightening. Care to elaborate?"

"Yeah, whenever Jace is home we will rarely change the channel on the t.v. off of the porn channel. I think he is either trying to get the world longest held erection or he is trying to impress me."

"I impress everyone with my penis and you are impressed every time that you see it." Jace said putting his two cents in.

"Sweetheart, I have seen it enough times to know exactly what it looks like. If anything that penis is a little small for when you left because of all the jerking off that you do."

"That's because you refuse to give me a simple hand job when we are all in our bunks. We wouldn't have this problem if you would just get some lotion or spit."

"No because with your tour routine, I would end up having to jerk you off at least twice a day. I love you but I'm not touching you penises 14 times in a week."

"Glad that you love me that much Clary."

"You two really don't put anything off of the table do you. I asked if there were any questions that I couldn't ask before we started this and they said anything is fine. I didn't expect for you two to jump into this stuff this early."

"Well, when you wake up at two in the morning and someones raging boner is stabbing you in the hip, you can talk about this anytime."

"I like this girl, Jace. You should really try on keeping her for as long as possible. She might be a good influence in you."

"I know. I picked the best one in the world didn't I?"

"If you are looking to get in my pants tonight, that isn't going to make your chances any better." I said pointedly to him.

"You wound me Clare bear. Why do you hate me so much? Is my love for you not mutual? "

"Oh stop it you big baby. In case you haven't noticed, we are in the middle of an interview. We are going to have to acknowledge him at some point." I said to get him off of his whining.

"No. None of my interviews are supposed to be normal. Keep on going if you want to, we can just edit it out." Bryan said

"No, if we keep it up like this then they are probably going to send us to couples counseling. And I have been to counseling and it fucking sucks. Jace, where are the cigarettes?" And of course he had have them in his back pocket, which meant flat cigarettes.

"Do you need me to light it for you princess?" He said holding out his flame which I extended my paper too. "Would you like a cigarette, Bryan?" He said holding the pack out while placing his own between his lips.

"I'm good, I'm not one to smoke but you two can go right on ahead. So what exactly is going on with your family Clary? Jace said that he wasn't allowed to talk about it all that much." He said leaning the microphone towards me, should've seen this coming.

"I had a falling out with my mom really. She doesn't want me with Jace and thats all there is to it. My brother comes and visits us about once every month and I see my dad about every three months. But the only person that had a problem with me is my mom. And that's all I got to say on the matter."

"Well spoken. So your brother is he like the two of you or more like your parents? And Jace are you okay with having her brother over so often?"

" He is like his dad. Listens to our music but isn't all stuck up like her mom. Her brother is freaking awesome. It's another guy to talk about tits with and scare the shit out of Clary with frogs. So it is well funny having him around at the house."

"But that has gotta effect with the sex life you two." Bryan said. Wow way to not be pervy.

"That's why he only is with us when I'm on my period so there isn't an fucking anyway and is there where to be some, the walls are soundproof."I said quickly to bat off the question.

"You know I would still fuck you even if you were on your period. That just might lead to the perfect time to try anal with you." That locked in my sour face

"Well that's certainly an eye opener to the fangirls. Thank for giving them for material to write Fanfiction about me losing my butt virginity." I swear he doesn't think as much as he should.

"Welk they can now have a field day with that. And just for a little more description, Clary you have some tattoos as well. Mind sharing?" Bryan retorted.

"Yeah but I'm going to need a hoodie cause I got a back piece I'm working on right now. Jace, fork it over."

"Why do I gotta?"

"Would you rather everyone else around here see my tits?" He groaned, knowing I was right, and shrugged the jacket off of me and onto my front so that I could take my shirt and bra off.

"Kay so, at the very bottom to the start of my ribs I have permanent henna stuff in the design of a corset. And all the people that live, their names are written with the swirls. Jace's is in the tramp stamp region of course. And at the bottom of my neck I have this little steampunk angel that is one of Jace's family heirlooms.

On my wrist I have my brother's and dad's names. I have a little caterpillar inching its way across my chest. I have Jace's name again on the back of my neck. I'm wrapping and bringing down my back piece into the front a bit. Then I have a small camera on this ankle and a little paint brush on the other. So I'm pretty tatted."

"Nice ink. Plan on anymore in the future?"

"I'm still debating that. I'm not certain if I'm done but I quite happy with what I have now. All just depends on the mood I'm in I guess."

"What do you want your kids to say when they see your's and Jace's tattoos?"

"Well I'm hoping that they don't think that they are idiots. But the kid can think what they want, I can't control that. If you are controlled then what is the pointing of even trying to have a childhood?"

"And those deep words were brought to you by Clary Morgenstern soon to be Wayland. One last question before y'all go, when is the wedding?" Bryan said looking at me like I would have the answer.

"I don't honestly know. My best friend is planning the entire thing for me. So if something is screwed up, Izzy will make sure that it is fixed properly."

"Alright guys, thanks for so much for talking to me. Y'all can go and check out Jace's new album for this tour and the wonderful work this lady does photographing them every night. Thank again you two."

"You're welcome Bryan, thanks for having us."

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