Am I Lucky or What?

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Chapter Zero: Where It All Started

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Professor Kurnel was a very angry man.

All his works and researches had been stolen from him by his superior.

He had thought that fame and glory was on his hands when he had discovered one of Sukebe's labs that was scattered all over the world.

There was no denying that Sukebe even with his insane addled mind is a genius of his own proportion. And it was an open secret that even one of his labs contained knowledge, knowledge that was beyond his and our time.

So when Professor Kurnel had discovered one of these Labs, he reported it to the League, just like what a good citizen and a researcher of a League will do.

At the start, all was well.

He was given the full authority to examine and to study the documents, blueprints and technologies left behind.

Professor Kurnel didn't believe that he can be luckier as he found a blueprint that would and could change the world as a whole.

He had found a blueprint and a prototype of a gadget of some kind that could capture Pokegirls with ease.

They wouldn't need to restrain a feral Pokegirl before taming them. They just need to toss this kind of ball when the Pokegirl was weakened enough and voila, the Pokegirl was instantly captured in the ball. And that's not all, Pokegirls kept in a pokeball are normally subjected to pleasure/pain training to obey their Tamer, during which they are instructed to repeat phrases of submissiveness and obedience. Compliance and obedience are rewarded with sexual pleasure. Resistance and defiance is punished with mild but shocking pain and nausea.

This makes taming easy.

A truly remarkable object indeed.

This discovery could easily and safely solve the problems of feral Pokegirls around. They could use this… this balls… Pokeballs to capture Pokegirls.

Professor Kurnel being the man that he is, he is overly cautious. He needed to know if there was any problem with the design. And if there is, he would need to resolve it before reporting his findings to his boss.

He goes over the design of the Pokeballs enough times that he can draw a perfect copy of the blueprint with his eye closed.

Sure that his findings were accurate and there wasn't any defects or deficiencies, Professor Kurnel went to find his boss to report his rediscovery.

And there was when things start to went south.

Instead of recognition he had expected to be given to him, Professor Kurnel was reassigned to another lab and was given some cash. He was given some money and a threat to his life as they call it so "he can keep his mouth shut."

And what was worse was his works that he had spent years in researching was stolen from him.

Stolen!

All of it was stolen!

And worst of all, he was reassigned to a place that has a high chance that he would become a Pokegirl.

The Jusenkyo Spell Dump.

An unholy land near where the first of Sukebe's labs was. After the labs destruction, many relics and experiments filtered down to a land that was transformed into a nightmarish area, filled with mutated plants and no animals, and several thousand springs of water. These springs are the actual horror; anyone who touches a spring is completely transformed into a pokegirl.

They expected him to be silent, didn't they?

Yes, he would be silent but didn't mean that he would let the matters go.

He plotted revenge!

They sent him here in Jusenkyo Spell Dump so he would become a Pokegirl, didn't they? Well let's see if how would they take if they become a Pokegirl.

Using his considerable knowledge in Pokeballs in general, he tweaked it a little. He created and modified his own production of Pokeballs so that instead of capturing Pokegirls, it would capture humans and… and turned them into Pokegirls.

Acquiring the most vital and necessary ingredient was fairly easy.

Professor Kurnel just needed to say that he had collected the toxic waters of Jusenkyo Spell Dump as 'samples', saying that he was close in making a breakthrough. Well, he wasn't exactly lying when he said that.

He modified the program of the Pokeball so that it would capture someone with a human DNA and not that of a Pokegirl. He also put some toxic waters gather from the Jusenkyo's spring so that the captured human would transformed inside the Pokeball and voila, you had now a Pokegirl that was once a human.

Professor Kurnel was about to go with his master plan of transforming all humans into Pokegirls when he had a bit of a conundrum.

His own illegally modified Pokeballs could be used against him. He had watched enough movies to learn that sometimes the protagonist would use the super ultra weapon of the villain against him.

Well, that won't do. He should have a trump card if ever he had become a Pokegirl.

And that was then that he had seen the latest fashion craze.

Collars

And it just so helped that some if not all of collars that was in the market was equipped with technology like identification tags.

It wouldn't be suspicious if someone found the collars he was working to be modified.

So with that plan in mind, he started to create a collar that hopefully reverse or suppress the transformation into Pokegirls using his modified Pokeballs.

It took him a few years, his mind degenerating as the years passed by.

Professor Kurnel became slightly insane after he finished his collar.

In his insane mind, his overly cautious nature evolved into that of being paranoid that would a certain one-eyed auror sigh in shame.

He created more collars, in case some of it were stolen or destroyed.

After he had created several more collars, his insane mind had a sudden thought.

He can still be capture by his own Pokeball and transformed into a Pokegirl.

Then a brilliant idea came to his insane mind.

He can modify his Pokeballs so that it would scan if there was a Y chromosome in what it had hit. He would be completely safe if he did that since he was a male and thus have the Y chromosome.

And he did just that, modifying his own modified Pokeballs, completely forgetting that he had created his Pokeballs so that he can transform his boss in particular into a Pokegirl who was also a male.

After he had finished modifying his last Pokeball, his lab was attacked!

It looks like he wasn't exactly subtle in his plotting of revenge after all. Someone managed to catch a whiff of it and now the officers of the League was attacking his lab.

But Professor Kurnel wouldn't go down without a fight. He picked up his newly made Pokeballs and threw it to one of the officers.

Fortunately he hit someone but unfortunately he had hit a male, rendering his modified Pokeballs as useless.

Gritting his teeth, he grabbed one of the devices that were lying across the room, one of the gadget salvaged from one of Sukebe's labs. If Professor Kurnel had examined that particular piece of machinery he would learn that it was a device that let you travel across dimension. Unfortunately it was shaped like a gun thus it didn't even garner his attention.

It was because of its shape that the Professor thought of it as a gun thus he picked it with the intent of blasting his foes to oblivion.

One of officers of the League, showing that they were well trained, shot a stun bolt from his own gun, hitting Professor Kurnel's hand that was holding the gun-shaped dimension opener

The dimension device was knocked out of his hand, flying through the air before landing at the box that held his modified Pokeball, modified collars and some of his research notes.

The force of landing forced the device to start, creating a blue field around it, one meter at its side. It didn't take long for the device to perform what it was created for, vanishing in blue light.

The device ported bringing everything in one meter direction in another dimension, never to be seen again.

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In another dimension

In another dimension there was a man standing before a very old house that it was possible that it might have been hunted.

The man was tall, thin and very old, judging by the silver of his hair and beard, which were both long enough to tuck into his belt. He was wearing long robes, a purple clock that swept the ground, and high-heeled, buckled boots. His blue eyes were light, bright, and sparkling behind half-moon spectacles and his nose was very long and crooked, as though it had been broken at least twice.

He was Albus Dumbledore and the house he was looking was Number Twelve Grimmauld Place.

"Alastor, are there any other wizards in the area?" Albus Dumbledore asked his long time friend.

The ex-Auror's fake eye spun in its socket three hundred sixty degrees horizontally, vertically and diagonally. It spun a few more times before he answered, "No, Albus. Aside from Sirius, you and me, there's no wizard in area, even a squib. But there was this muggle looking through the window. Do you want me to take care of it? Maybe the Ministry had hired Muggles to spy you. We can't take any chances."

"No, you didn't need to bother," the Headmaster of Hogwarts pacified his paranoid friend, making him not to act recklessly. "You and I both know that hiring muggles won't even cross the minds of our Ministry."

"Hmph, you're right," Mad-eye Moody hmphed.

"Are you ready, Snuffles," Dumbledore asked the large black dog beside him.

"Woof," Sirius in his dog form woofed.

"Okay," Dumbledore said, "Alastor, you know what to do."

Mad-eye Moody nodded. He knew what he had to do. He was supposed to take an eye out of the surroundings so they wouldn't be ambushed as Dumbledore cast the Fidelus Charm in Sirius house.

Mad-eyed Moody watched through his normal eye, his magical one continued to spin as it scan the area, as Dumbledore continued to chant in Latin as he cast the Fidelus Charm.

Alastor felt his head ache as he continued to stare at the house. He took it as the first part of the charm working. He could see that house was fading right before his merry eyes.

He really couldn't help but marvel at the effects of the Fidelus Charm.

The first step of the charm was that it creates a pocket dimension, a pocket dimension that would house the land and anything that was standing on it. Mad-eye Moody watched as the Number Twelve Grimmauled Place was being sucked in the Pocket Dimension.

The second step of the charm was that it erases any memories, knowledge and information of its existence to any other, may it be a living being or a book of records, except for one soul, the secret keeper.

You can only access that place again if and only if the secret keeper give you the key in entering a place that had a Fidelus charm cast in it. And the key was the previous name of the location of the place.

Even now, he had a hard time remembering the place that stood right before his eyes just a moment ago. It didn't take long before it had been completely erased from his mind.

He took it as the charm working perfectly.

He hastily approached the tired body of the Headmaster of Hogwarts and the Leader of the newly reformed Order of the Phoenix.

Dumbledore, even with all of his great powers, can still succumb as he cast the powerful ancient charm.

What they both didn't know, along with their dog, that when they created the Pocket Dimension it had blocked the certain path of dimension machine carrying various Pokeballs and collars.

The device had no choice but to land on that certain pocket dimension since it was it didn't know had it had to do. It was out of his Program. Landing in one of the rooms in the house, it would stay there until it was used.

It won't be long before it was seen and used by a certain boy.