A/N: This first chapter is about the "LITERAL Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Trailer Parody" by Tobuscus. Look it up :)

Harry and his friends, enemies, and frenemies were gathered around a... box. A box... with a shining screen. And another box with... were they keys?

"What is this magic?!" Quirell cried. (Sorcerer's Stone reference ;D)

"It's a muggle computer," said Hermione.

"Why did that old fool bring us to this?" Voldemort snarled.

"We'll probably find out soon enough," Sirius snapped back, glaring at Voldemort and his cousin (and killer), Bellatrix Lestrange.

She glared back with a smirk, clearly remembering how she had killed him. Harry's fists clenched. Ginny placed her hand on his shoulder, and he visibly calmed, but still glared at Bella.

They sat in silence for a few more minutes, before Voldy spoke again.

"This is ridiculous. I have important things to attend to."

"Like... I dunno... world domination?" Ron growled sarcastically.

"How do YOU know? Do you have people spying on me? Is it Snape? I knew killing him was the right thing to do... I mean... No of course not... Why would I?"

"I am right here, you know, My Lord," Snape growled, as the light side snickered at Voldemort's response.

"Oh, WHATEVER. I'm LEAVING. And I'm SO gonna kill that old fool- AGAIN!"

"I technically killed him, you know, because I was like forced."

"SHUT UP, SNAPE! I PLANNED IT!"

"STOP ARGUING, BOTH OF YOU!" Harry shouted.

"Yes, please, do us all a favor," said a calm, amused voice. They all turned to see Dumbledore.

"Well?" Voldemort snapped, fingering his wand. "What's this all about?"

"I have brought you all here to teach you a lesson- what happens when muggles find out about our world.

"We already know that," Malfoy drawled.

"Not from this point of view, you don't."

"What point of view?" James Potter (the first one) asked curiously.

"Youtube."

They all stared at the screen expectantly as the video loaded. Finally it popped up. They all jumped at the sudden burst of noise as a voice coming from the screen yelled "TOBUSCUS!"

"What in the name of Merlin?" Sirius yelped.

"Listen!" Hemione shushed as music came on.

"Introductory helicopter nature shot.

Bad guy at a safe distance."

"Hey! It's... me! This seems a little... woah... de-ja-vu!" Voldemort muttered.

"Second introductory helicopter nature shot.

Bad guy at an uncomfortably close distance. (Turn)

Careful Harry, he doesn't have a nose."

"Hey! I do so have a nose! It's just... small...?"

"The MUGGLES know my name, too?!" Harry exclaimed, horrified at the thought of being even MORE famous.

"Harry need some sleep.

And he needs a nose.

And he needs some sleep.

And some new glasses.

And he needs a manicure."

"I'll kill them all!"

"Don't sleep yet Harry, he's gonna kill you

LOOK OUT!

Spell, dodge, too many passengers,

Dramatic turn.

How does that hold him up?

First time he touched a girl."

"HEY!" Ron shouted indignantly. Hermione just seemed amused.

"Pan up, pointy roof.

Leaf bed, look right.

This movie is extremely important."

"MOVIE?!" A bunch of people yelled simultaneously.

"Forcefield dissolves.

Dramatically raise hand.

That train is screwed.

Slowly look left.

This movie is the most important movie you will ever see.

Back up in a library.

Raise your hand. (and a wand)

Dragon's pissed. Weasley's scared

of a bunch of bad guys,

but he acts brave, while he runs."

"HEY!" Ron shouted indignantly (again), and Ginny shushed him.

"You've gotta buy two tickets"

"So, not only is it a movie, but it's a movie that's 'Presented in two parts'," Lupin said. James rolled his eyes.

"Thanks for stating the obvious."

"Masked guy on a broom, swerve.

Run throw exploding.

Running, closer shot, cast a spell, DUCK!

Be careful with that stick, too late."

"Too late indeed," Voldemort said with a smirk.

Then, it reached a break, in which, on the clip, you could see Harry talking to Voldemort. They could clearly hear the singing dude say "He's grabbing his face, whatever" and they were all successfully creeped out.

"Okay, go!

Dragon take off, people running.

Downhill people running FLEX.

Part 1, November walking.

Chase that fire you wizards.

Flying horse... lizards."

"Lizards..." Sirius snorted, "'Cause it rhymes with... wizards... no?" Everyone just stared at him.

"Look out Harry, too late got him.

Help him Ron. (swing)"

For once, Ron looked smug.

"Part 2, July 2 burning.

People running backwards screaming."

"Voldy looked SO constipated," Fred muttered to George with a snort. A couple people laughed. Voldemort looked murderous.

"Wave hand, upskirt, windy, kissing,

Snape, cast spell, climb, look,

Blow up the town."

The Marauders said "EEW" at the parts where it said 'Kissing' and 'Snape'. Harry, Ginny, and Snape all blushed.

"Wizard Lightning Battle."

Everyone burst into laughter. The Weasley twins were actually rolling around on the floor. Don't ask why. No one will EVER know.

"Zoom, huge shiny P,

Then other letters come out."

It came to a close with a bunch of adds for the creator of the video, Tobuscus. Fred and George hopped up from the ground and started applauding. Everyone else just stared at the strange face they put on Hermione in the photo they had on there. When the twins saw what everyone was staring at, they immediately started rolling around on the floor laughing again. Dumbledore closed the computer.

"Well, it seems like the muggles favor Harry," Lupin said thoughtfully.

"Again, I'll kill them all," Voldemort growled.

A/N: Okay so a lot of that probably didn't make sense if you haven't seen that video. So, I suggest you look it up- again, it's called "LITERAL Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Parody" by Tobuscus. Normally, when I search "Harry Potter deathly hallows literal" its the first one to pop up. It's HILARIOUS :)

Anyway, review please, and I will get the next chapter up ASAP! It will probably be about a episode of Potter Puppet Pals, most likely "The Mysterious Ticking Noise", so if you haven't already seen that then I suggest you look that up too.

Thanks for reading :)

-Breeze :) :) :)