Hi! Welcome to Caro's "Randumb EdWin/AlMei sh*t"! [To meet the K rating mandatory for titles and summaries, I changed the word "shit" into "sh*t". Aren't I clever? (See? I read the rules/guidelines.)]

A place where you'll find miscellaneous Edward-x-Winry and Alphonse-x-Mei stories and, as the title says, shit.

I hope y'all enjoy and get a laugh or two from these.

Honestly, I'm NOT a writer. I'm a cartoonist. I'm much much much much better at getting a story acrossed visually than through words; never been good with words.. But because I don't have the time to draw out everything I think of (especially fandom) I decided to start this "Randumb EdWin/AlMei sh*t" collection. So basically, these are ideas and such that I WANT TO draw out, but doubt I'll ever have the time/motivation to...

At the beginning of each "chapter" I'll write a note for y'all saying whether the chapter will be a story, drabble, or just headcanon; if there will be an oc, a pairing, if I think it's decent, or crap, or random, or funny, or tragic. Just a little something to let ya know if you want to skip said chapter or not. Some peeple don't like what I write/type when I'm -under the influence- hyper, so I'll let y'all know if I was hyper when I wrote something. Little notes like that.

Most will be funny since humor is my thing. And I love happy endings.

And I have no updating schedule. ... Sorry. I suck.

I love constructive criticism. I also enjoy comparing headcanons.

This is EdWin and AlMei oriented, but there may be mentions of LingLan and other canon couples sprinkled in. All the canon couples rock! Woo!

These all take place in the manga/Brotherhood universe, unless said otherwise. And I will say otherwise.

With all this in mind, begin reading these things and enjoy! ..or don't.

If you like this or don't like this, feel free to tell me. If you can be decent in your comment then be as honest as you want. Go ahead and tell me this sucks, just please tell me why this sucks so I can improve my suckiness and hopefully no longer suck in the future. (ie. In the past someone has told me I defiantly should NOT type while I'm hyper - but on the same story - a different person said I was hilarious when typing while hyper. This is why I'll be leaving notes. So if you hate my hyper-typer you can easily avoid. See? The person told me why they thought that particular story-thing sucked, and now they'll never have to suffer my hyper-typer again. I thank them for their honesty.)

I know peeple have different tastes and opinions, and because this is a non-sequitur collection, y'all wouldn't know what to expect in each chapter otherwise.

Minor note: AlMei is my FMA OTP! Yaye!