(Used to be part of a series, but I decided to split them up)

Warnings: Slash, confusing body switch language.

So. Yeah.

One-shots. One-shots everywhere.

Narcissism

Imagine if your otp switched bodies randomly and had to help each other through being themselves.

"What did you do this time?!" Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third scowled at his boyfriend-er-at himself? The body switch made this difficult... He glared at Jack, anyways.

"I don't know." Jack shrugged in Hiccup's body, and Hiccup wondered if his voice always sounded like that.

"You don't know how you switched our bodies?!" Hiccup growled, and Jack looked sheepish.

"I mean I don't know how this happened. All I did was smash some globe in North's workshop... On accident!" He defended when Hiccup sent him a look.

The dragon tamer ran a hand through his hair. It was times like these he wondered why he put up with Jack. But, looking at how Jack tapped his fingers (something the viking knew he did when he was nervous) Hiccup knew the boy really hadn't meant any harm. This time.

"We better go ask him, then. To North's place-WHOA!" Hiccup yelped as he was lifted into the air, and Jack's laughter filled the space between them.

"Oh, yeah!" The winter spirit yelled gleefully, "The wind takes things literally!"

"Shut up and help me down!" The dragon tamer howled, floating in the air above the playful spirit.

Jack took a step forward and immediately fell on his face.

"Oh, yeah!" Hiccup yelled back, "I only have one leg!"

Jack chuckled as he stood. "We'll help each other, then!"

So, with Jack leaning on Hiccup (his body) and Hiccup holding onto Jack (Hiccup's body) for dear life, the two made there way to North's workshop.

"I'll kill you for this."

"You love me." Jack kissed the older boy, and Hiccup scoffed.

"Are you calling me narcissistic?"

Jack only laughed.