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There might a whole butt load of errors in this since I just pumped it over over a few hours and didn't do too much reviewing. I tried my best to keep errors to a minimum.

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Sincerely Mewtrune

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Erwin was a hard working man. Everyone knew that. He worked hard at his work life as well as his home life. He got up every weekday morning at 6 am and started his morning rituals. First, to wake up Levi and Eren. Levi was easy to wake up most of the time. A morning kiss could get him up and out of bed and have him already complaining about morning breath. Then there was Eren. He needed quite a bit of coaxing to get up. More than one kiss was needed to wake up him. And on the harder days, a few hickies and some threats of bites from Levi got him up. Once they were up, Erwin moved on to a morning shower and shave if need be. By the time he was out of the shower, Levi would have already picked out his outfit for the day, despite telling him many times that he could pick out his own clothes. But Levi wouldn't have it. Ever since Erwin made the mistake of wearing a 'hideous tie that should never have been stitched together' as Levi put it, he was banned from picking out clothing. Please, it was a onetime thing!

But at least Levi always made sure he looked good. And after he dressed, Eren had made breakfast and they all ate.

By 7am, he turned on his phone. It was against the rules of the house for him to have it on before 7. The second it was on, Erwin checked over his messages from his team about miscellaneous projects and concerns that need to be looked over. The amount would range from 5 to 30 if he was lucky. He had to look away from the screen to say goodbye to their werewolf companion as he went off to class. After he was gone, it was time for his own goodbyes. Levi would pull him down to further distract him from his phone and give him a goodbye kiss before sending him out the door. Short messages were quickly sent out on his way to the car. Once set to drive, it was placed aside. Erwin was a heavy enforcer of the 'no texting while driving' policy.

Though thanks to the Bluetooth in the car, he is able to multitask safely and talk. He sent out calls to his team and answered his clients, preparing meetings and directing tasks all while moving through the morning traffic as he headed off to the firm.

By 8:15, Erwin finally arrived at his office and immediately started up his computer. While it started, he went to the copier and started that and then went to the coffee machine. Sweet sweet coffee. It would be his savior throughout the day. The delicious liquid was spit out of the machine into a mug and soon was being sipped at by the blond man. By then, the copier was ready and he was having prints made. The secretaries wouldn't be in for another hour. They would take over when they arrive. While the copier worked, Erwin took his mug to his desk and opened up files and his email and got started officially. He had to look over documents that he'd be discussing with Mike on a call at 9:05. Speaking of the devil, Mike walked through the doors, a coffee cup from some chain store in his hands. They exchange a little silent greeting. Well, silent on Mike's part. Erwin gives his award winning smile and hello every time for a greeting. The secretaries secretly loved it and internally would swoon every time they saw it.

Turns out the client called early and then was asking to reschedule. They wanted to the call at 10am instead, but Erwin objected politely, letting them know he already had another phone meeting at 10 and then offered to reschedule for 10:30. He promised the 10am call would only be for 30 minutes. Mike, who seated himself in Erwin's office, shook his head disapprovingly at the client. This client was one of the more difficult ones who thought that their word could overrule others and that Erwin would drop whatever he was doing for them. All the while, 40 new emails had come in while they were on the call. More employees were starting to come in so Erwin got two junior associates moving on projects.

The client eventually begrudgingly agreed to the change. For the next few hours until noon, Erwin is busy, sitting through calls, fielding emails that just keep coming in more and more. He marks documents that come through his desk and checks over key points for projects and makes notes. He checks the news while in one call since the other keeps blathering about useless things. If people would just look at the emails he sends and replies to, none of this would happen. But nothing he can do about it.

Mike passed by his office and drops off a fresh cup of coffee and Erwin swears he could just pray to him like a god for this gift. Mike looked amused at his expression before going back off. Just when the blond thought he had some time for a small break, juniors come in and drop off more documents that were drafted and need to be marked. At least they took the old ones away. He did his best to hurry through them while not making a mistake.

But the second that it hits 12, Erwin slams his pen down and pushes away from his desk. Time for lunch. His break time. His secretary was instructed to hold any calls until he comes back from his meal. Mike lost a bet last week and thus he was to pay for lunch this time. Said man was already at the elevator waiting for him. They were headed to their usual spot, a nice café just down the street. The walk was brief but so refreshing and soon they were seated.

"Hey! Mike, Erwin! Good afternoon!" Mina greeted them. "Getting the usual?" Both nodded their head. Today wasn't one of the days they felt like switching things up. She smiled and went on her way to put the orders in. Sweet Mina, she took such good care of them.

"Good thing you don't have any meetings that you have to be at in person today." Mike said. Good thing? Erwin rose a brow curiously. "Because those are some nasty love bites you got there." Erwin's eyes widened and he grabbed the napkin dispenser and used the reflection to check himself out. "I thought I covered those up better!" He slapped a hand over the marks on his neck and hung his head, rather embarrassed. Mike reached over and patted his shoulder sympathetically. Mike knew about his lovers and their… conditions. He was the only person that Erwin worked with that knew about them. Mike had some previous experience with people of the supernatural sort. A witch, a ghost (which Erwin doesn't believe and continues to not believe) and apparently a succubus. But that one didn't last long. She only really loved him for his body.

Mina came back with their food. A house roasted turkey club sandwich for Erwin and a smoked chicken quesadilla for Mike, with a side of hot sauce for him to douse it in. Mike liked things hot and liked to make Erwin really uncomfortable by adding hot stuff to his food. "I don't know how you can stomach that. I'm getting an upset stomach just from seeing it." Mike grinned and took a bite as they got on with their meal. Their lunch was the only chance they really got to take things slow and relax. The meal was spent with leisure chatter and a few refills of their drinks. Checking his watch, Erwin sighed. Time to get going. Mike paid for their meal, giving Mina a good tip as always. Such a sweet girl. They said their goodbye to her and left, walking back to the office.

It was 1:15pm when they got back. Their secretaries look like they are about ready to throttle someone. Seems like clients were calling and giving them a hard time. Anka, Erwin's secretary was a calm and serious woman but even she could run out of patience. Nanaba was chasing after Mike with papers as the man headed to his office. Erwin got to his desk and started one by one, answering calls again and dealing with his clients that ask him if he got their emails (he just sat down so the answer would be no. But they didn't need to know that). He placates them by saying he will get to them as soon as he can. Some are in a frenzy about some deadline but Erwin knows that they are false and tells them to calm down. Erwin with all his charisma and talent, manages to calm his clients, assure them everything would be handled and by the time they hang up, they seem to be in far better spirits. Anka was amazed because no matter what she said, they didn't listen. Guess it had to come from his mouth to mean something.

By 2, he was nearly all caught up in emails. Things are moving a lot slower now. No more morning rush. But it still is a handful. He missed two calls while Anka was on her break and had to call for some juniors to determine what he missed. They are immensely helpful with filling him in, telling him key items of papers they went through so he wouldn't have to waste time and read through himself. They were life savers, taking some of his work for him.

3:00pm and things are finally quiet, so he was able to catch up on document that has sat on his desk for more than a week. The official deadline was last Friday, but they all knew that deadline was flexible. Though Erwin makes a point to not miss many deadlines unless he knows for a fact that they are flexible and no repercussions will occur if he were to miss one. When 3:30 rolls around, a client comes in to say they want to sign a set of documents that day but none of them have seen said documents. Two juniors are called to review parts and he skims as fast as he can to isolate important parts. In the end, the client is only able to sign two and two others have to be renegotiated.

At 4:30 Erwin jumped in on one of the calls Mike is handling and finds out this client also wants documents signed tonight. And while that happens, two other clients come in for document signings. Everyone is running around getting coffee or water for them and spending time going over the documents and explaining everything that they are agreeing to by signing. It's very taxing. They leave and Erwin had to at least do the minimum about of work allowed on some projects for the day just to ensure everything keeps on task. He maybe by that point had about 2 more coffees that miraculously wound up on his desk. His suspicions say they are from Anka and he'd be right.

Finally it is 5:45 and Erwin is calling it a day. He had to get home to his darlings. Mike is leaving as well and they take the elevator down. "Heard Dot Pixis is coming in tomorrow." Mike told him. Erwin heard that too. "Wanna make a bet if he is going to hit on the secretaries again or any of the juniors?" Erwin laughed. "Don't bet against a sure thing." Pixis would no doubt find someone to try and chat up. Anyone beautiful. How such a man was their boss was beyond them. They parted ways in the parking garage and got in their own respective cars. On his way home, Erwin gave Levi a call and let him know he was on his way. But the vampire had other plans. The blond had to head to the grocery store to pick up a few things. Bread, milk, etc. That delayed him coming home until at least 6:40.

Tired from the long day, Erwin dropped his briefcase by the door and put the grocery bags down to put his keys on the little key hook. Levi insisted on them to keep things nice and orderly. Erwin couldn't complain about them. At least he never misplaced his keys. "I'm home." He announced. Bringing the bags from the door to the kitchen, he was very pleasantly surprised to see dinner made and the two waiting for him. "Oh! Eren, Hanji doesn't have you working tonight?" The brunette shook his head with a smile, helping Levi take the bags. Levi kissed Erwin's cheek in hello and as a thank you for picking up the groceries. Once the bags were taken and put away, his coat was being pulled off and he was ushered to the table to eat. There was no talk of work, no emails to worry about (well there were but it was personal time. Not work time). He was with his partners, enjoying a very tasty dish that Eren prepared. Apparently Levi even helped.

Eren regaled them with his stories of the day and Levi said that his day was fine. After a slowly eaten meal, Erwin was ushered along to the shower, with Eren joining him. They didn't really focus too much on cleaning. Levi ambushed him when he got out, pushing him over and onto the bed and then climbing onto his lap. Well, the good thing about working so hard during the day was that he had great lovers to help him unwind at night.

Monster Au Character Info Section!

Each Chapter, you can expect some sort of character information for the story here.

This chapter, it's Erwin!

Erwin is a human. He is a lawyer as well as being a caretaker to his two monster boyfriends. His best friend is Mike who works with him. Erwin is very efficient in the mornings and actually loves waking up his partners. He frequents a small cafe down the street from work with Mike on their lunch break. He has no brothers or sisters. Before being with Levi and Eren, all his partners were normal humans.

Edit: Woops! I originally forgot the character info!

I stupidly believed that I had previously worked on a chapter and could pick up on that but nope! I didn't! I finally cracked out another chapter and will hopefully get another chapter up for my other fic. I've been busier lately. I got work and then I also started a veternarian assistant class at a school nearby. The homework for that class eats up a ton of my time. So yeah. Been busy and then been lazy too. But I promise to try and upload again soon and not months later like this time. (But lets be realistic here. I'll probably procrastinate again. So apologies in advance!)

Now for the same ol' stuff I always end with:

Open to creative helpful NICE criticism. If you are gonna be a dick or anything, take it else where.

But other than that, thank you all dear Readers for looking at the fic. Review!

Love Mewtrune