DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN.

Chapter 1: The Proposal

Stare.

Stare.

Stare.

This was what Tsunayoshi Sawada had been doing for the past 3 hours after the new batch of paperwork to be signed had arrived. It was never ending. If he had known that he will have to sign thousands of paperwork then he would have put more effort in denying the position of the boss. Take note on more effort since even he denied more, Reborn, his awesome and sadistic tutor will make sure that he will become boss. But hey, at least he put more effort.

Tsuna just sighed. He had already given up hope in actually finishing his paperwork. Besides, he already knew whose fault it was why the paperwork seemed to be never ending. The reason: His Guardians and the Varia. These two groups would be the death of him for sure in the future. Even though he really love his family, he can't help but cursed them with all the languages he had learn since they tend to be more destructive when their boss was of concern. That specifically points to his Guardians. After many years of constant battles where he always got himself almost killed, his Guardians had become more overprotective. Now because of this, every hallway to his office and room had become very tight to the point that only people with the same caliber of his Guardians in terms of speed, power, and skills are the only one who can get inside of his office. Lots of enemy famiglia had sent many assassins but they ended up dead and if they are lucky, only got themselves traumatized that they needed to be put in the mental hospital for the rest if their life though Tsuna never knew of this. He was blissfully unaware of the anguish screams of the assassins. Afterall, his room was soundproof inside and out and that his window was very much 100% bullet proof courtesy of his loyal Storm Guardian.

"Stop your sighing, Dame-Tsuna. It's starting to get annoying." Reborn said out-of-the-blue making Tsuna very startled at the voice.

"Wha-Oh hey Reborn!" Tsunayoshi said as he turned around the corner only to see Reborn sipping on his espresso. Tsuna eyed him with jealousy. It really wasn't fair. He was sitting here for hours and Reborn was just sitting there enjoying his life with no care in the world. He even had the nerve to do it in front of him just so he can see his reaction. Unfortunately for Reborn, it won't work. Yep. That's right. I, Sawada Tsunayoshi, Vongola Decimo will not be and never will be falling for one of his taunts. Even though many years had passed, Tsuna never had forgotten his fears in the sadistic tutor of his. Reborn made sure of that. Though, that doesn't mean that he will fall from one of his traps. Nope. He had become smarter already from his pasts experience with Reborn.

"You do know that I can read your mind loud and clear right?" Reborn said as he took another sip from his coffee. "Though, I appreciate the complements you gave to me."

"That wasn't a complement Reborn. And stop reading my mind already. Haven't you known of the word privacy?" Tsuna said as he rubbed his forehead since he was starting to have a headache.

"Privacy? What's that?" Reborn asked as he took his own dictionary. OWN. Meaning it's a dictionary containing Reborn's meaning. A perfect example for this is the word fun. His meaning of fun is seeing another person suffering on front of you knowing that you are the cause of said pain. Synonyms: torture, blackmail and hellish training. Tsuna had read this one day and after reading 3 pages from the thick dictionary, swore to never open the book again. Yeah, it was that bad.

"What are you doing here anyway, Reborn?" Tsuna asked as he eyed his tutor nervously. He knew that whenever Reborn suddenly pops out, he would definitely be up to something. And that something spells trouble.

"Well, I was really in a good mood since morning and when I saw you doing your paperwork, I kind of pitied you but only a little. So I was thinking of giving you a one month vacation and only if you finish your paperwork today. But since you didn't want me here then I suppose I might have to reconsider the offer." Reborn said as he grinned deviously with mischief clear in his eyes. Oh how he loves seeing his student get his hopes up then crush it when it was at its highest. He was just that sadistic.

"No! Don't reconsider about your offer Reborn! I really love having your presence here today." Tsuna said as gave the hitman a very strained smile. It was really an outright lie that he loved the hitman's presence when he was in sadistic mode but the offer was really tempting to not say no. A one month vacation with no paperwork to worry about. Tsuna had never been so happy with his tutor right now. He didn't care if it was only a month! It was enough for him and he wouldn't ask for more! It was like he had been given the best present in the whole wide world. No sane person would refuse the offer and Tsuna, who was constantly surrounded with destructive and outright insane people, was very much sane. Thank you very much.

"What did you say? I can't quite hear you Dame-Tsuna." Reborn said as he gave Tsuna a very innocent look.

'Innocent my ass. He was never innocent to begin with!' Tsuna thought as he mentally glared at his tutor who was calmly sipping on his espresso.

"I said: please don't reconsider your offer. I really love having your awesome presence here in my office." Tsuna said as he gritted his teeth.

"Okay. But finished your paperwork first." Reborn said as started to walk away from his office. "Oh, and by the way, make sure it is finished by today or else you won't get your beloved vacation." Reborn added as he gave his student a very sly, mischievous look that promised hell for him if he won't do it.

"Sure, Reborn." Tsuna said obviously in bliss that he was going to have a vacation and a normal life for one month. So it was really no wonder that he didn't notice the face Reborn had that spell trouble in the near future. Reborn closed the door of the office leaving the Vongola boss in his current blissful state.

When Reborn had left the office, Tsuna snapped out from his trance and worked furiously on his paperwork with new vigor. He swore to himself that he will finish these paperwork with his dying will. And signed he hid until he finally finished them all. Tsuna had never felt so accomplished in his life. Well, except for that time when he got a 90 on his math exams but that was another story. He placed finished paperwork in the completed section and glanced at the clock. He had been so busy signing paperwork that he never noticed that it was almost 7:30 pm. That means that he's been signing his paperwork for almost 11 hours straight and no wonder his stomach has been making a growling noise at him. He was hungry. Well, no worries. Dinner will be served today. He can't wait to announce his little vacation to his guardians tonight. He grinned stupidly. He'll be away from all the insane and crazy stuffs for a month. Oh he was so excited that he never thought of the consequences that might happen when he will be away for a month. Well, that problem is still in the future and Tsuna just want to focused on the present mainly vacation and normal life.

Dinner was silent for a change when he entered the room. All his guardians were behaving for once and weren't destroying some random things. Tsuna couldn't help but think that it was one of those peaceful times until some kind of disaster happens.

Tsuna gave a fake cough trying to catch his guardians' attention. It was very effective. The guardians immediately looked at him with concern thinking that he might have caught a cold, Tsuna, though was oblivious to that and gave them a warm smile. The guardians have immediately become less tense with it.

"I have some announcements to you all!" Tsuna said in a sudden manner. "Reborn finally approved with me going in a vacation in one month! ALONE!"

After a few seconds, all hell came loose.

DATE CREATED: October 31, 2012

A/N: Well, what do you think? I had read many stories about Tsuna trying to escape his paperwork and had epically failed so I thought that what if Tsuna did escaped his paperwork even for just a short time. But there will be twist…Tsuna had been so isolated in his mansion that he forgot how to live like a normal citizen. So Tsuna will have troubles to come in the near future though I won't say much..Anyway, hope you like these! This was written in my papers since this July and never had the time to type this.

A/N (2nd): Hello! Since I finish my other one…I would now post this story. Actually, I just remember this one and I really want to try posting this and see your reactions. Hope you like this! I have so many plots on this already written. I just hope that I won't forget.

~CIEL BLACK018~