Hello! I'm so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so sorry that it's been practically forever since my last update! I don't know how many people are going to notice the update, but I'm hoping it gets somewhat noticed, considering that it took months on end for me to remember this story. I hope you enjoy this chapter, though, and I'm so sorry for neglecting my humor stories lately. I've been a bit busy with "Burn Me to the Ground," but I might take a brief break on it, we'll see. I've also noticed the dropping traffic on this fandom, so this will probably contribute to a lack of reviews this chapter, but I hope you can review, it means a lot to me! My humor is also a tiny bit rusty, so I hope this chapter is at least comparable to the other ones. Anyway, enough rambling, let's get to the story!
The characters and I get back from the hospital, because if you remember from last chapter, we had to send Pluto to the hospital because of what Dynamis, who is surprisingly good with daggers, did to him because of a dare. We also fixed the Cerberus problem, so we're back at my house to continue the truth or dare.
"WHAT! I THOUGHT SHE WOULD NEVER UPDATE THIS STORY! THE LAST ONE WAS OVER THREE MONTHS AGO, SO THAT'S ABOUT ONE SUMMER VACATION OF FREEDOM! AND YES, I'VE BEEN ANXIOUSLY COUNTING HOW MANY DAYS IT WOULD TAKE FOR GOCTY TO UPDATE!" Rago rips a calendar in my dad's office to shreds.
"Oh great, I lend you a calendar and this is how you repay me?! By shredding it?!" I pick up the torn pieces, tape them together, and hang it back on the wall. I lightly hug the calendar saying, "My dad's poor calendar! Don't worry buddy, you'll make it! I promise!" I glare at Rago and throw a Pencil of Awesomeness at him. The others anime sweat-drop before realizing that the chapter started and faint.
"Seriously, (almost) every single chapter, you people faint! I do my best to update, and this happens?!" I screech. I pull a huge couch shell out of nowhere and blow. A loud honk! erupts, and it even shakes the furniture around me. Everyone asleep within a ten mile radius snaps awake.
"Seriously?! Why a ridiculously loud couch shell?! That's all you could think of?!" Yuki pops up an bumps into a chair because remember, I never gave him back his glasses, and will most likely not give them back until the story is over just for humor.
"So you want me to use my blow horn?" I question. I take it out, but Aguma snatches it out of my hands. "Well, you could've just said no."
"It would be to late then," Aguma uses his strength to smash the blow horn into a million pieces, and Dynamis joins in by stomping on the already obliterated pieces.
"Okay, since we don't have any truths, we'll start... and end... with the dares!" I dance around in excitement by the situation of the characters' panic, and dramatic music plays.
"WHAT?!" they all shout at the same time. "NO TRUTHS TO STALL THE DARES?!" "Please, we need truths! We'll do anything! Just name it, and we'll do it in exchange for truths instead of dares!" Pluto cries out. He runs around with a hammer and starts to destroy more of my parent's property. Pluto continues to sob uncontrollably in hysteria.
"Hey, that's my mom's lamp!" I whack Pluto with a wrecking ball, knocking him put. I snap my fingers to magically fix it, "Oh, and you're not going to get any truths any time soon. I asked for people to stop sending in truths or dares for a while, since I have too many dares to get through. I'll inform everyone when they will be able to send in truths and dares again."
"Pretty beyblades," Pluto flops around. He sees beyblades instead of stars, and he falls to the ground with a soft thud.
"That's better," I grin. "Now, onto the dares!" I do a disco pose and start jumping around in excitement. My hair flairs around with me, and with that I grab my computer and read the dare. "Okay, the next dare is for... drum roll, please." No drum roll sounds. "I said, drum roll!" I say slightly louder than last time. The drum roll sounds, and I sigh in relief, "That's better. Now, the dare is for... Tithi! It's from Gryffyn Addams! Thanks Gyrffyn!" The drum roll stops, and I smile at Tithi innocently.
"WHAT?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I REFUSE TO LET TITHI SUFFER MORE FROM YOUR SADISTIC WAYS!" Dynamis runs up to me, wraps his hands around my shoulders, and shakes me. "I will not let you do this!"
"Remember the bey crusher?" I ask. "And that volcano I throw people in when they refuse to do their truth or dare, remember that?"
"You evil, heartless, cold, insane, torture-loving b-word! I hate you!" Dynamis stomps away. "I shall have to go to another room! I cannot bare to see what misery you will bring upon Tithi, and I cannot bare to watch your wicked grin when you do harm to him! If he has one scratch by the end of this, I shall curse you with the Will of the Heavens's complies, understand?!"
"Okay!" I beam. Dynamis storms away, and Tithi hides behind a bookshelf. "Don't worry, it's not like you're gonna get hurt," encourage him to do the dare. "You have no choice, really, unless you want Quetzalcoatl destroyed and Dynamis cursing me because you got chucked into a volcano."
"As long as you pay for my mental therapy bills for the next ten years," Tithi crosses his arms. He frowns and turns his back to me, despite him deciding to stand in front of me now.
"Not a problem! I can schedule an appointment with Yu! He's a great therapist! (is shamelessly advertising a possible future fanfic called "Yu the Therapist," and there's a poll about it on my profile)" I grab a pen out of thin air to mark the calendar Rago shredded. I write in cursive handwriting (I have cursive handwriting in real life) "Appointment at Yu's office planned for next Thursday."
"Now then, we have to get to that dare Gyrffyn sent me," I scroll though my computer to find it. "Ah, here it is! Gyrffyn dares Tithi to sing an original song by Moi, and he has to do it in the same library he sang 'I'm a Barbie Girl' from a previous chapter. Oh, and he has to dress up like a girl version of himself," I explain with an evil grin plastered on my face. Tithi starts to turn pale, and we can hear Dynamis yelling from the closet he locked himself in.
"YOU'RE MAKING ME DO WHAT?!" Tithi screams. "I'm scared!"
"Why you...! I am not going to let you get away with this, do you hear me?!" Dynamis screams. "I will get my revenge!"
"That's Hades' line!" Pluto bangs on the door and demands for Dynamis to come out and for him to get revenge himself because of Dynamis stealing his ancestor's line.
"Well, I managed to pull out a sliver of your hair and taped it on my forehead, so technically, I have Nemesis germs on me making what I said valid!" Dynamis retorts.
"I thought you hated Nemesis germs," Pluto anime sweat-drops.
"'Tis necessary for my revenge plan," Dynamis whispers through the door so quietly that we can barely hear. "I have Pluto's cape, so I am all prepared for a revenge plan on Gocty..."
Pluto suddenly realizes that his cape and hood that he hung on the coat hanger is gone, "What the?! Give me back my cape, you fool!"
"You know, I can still hear your whispering and how you want to inflict a revenge plan on me," I shout from my seat and while typing on the computer, trying to write this chapter down.
"Oh, just get on with the dare!" Dynamis yells from the closet.
"Fine, fine, Tithi, I just need to do your hair," I roll my eyes. Tithi hesitantly sits in front of me, and I (try to) tie his hair into a ponytail. When I finish tying, I realize I accidentally tied Tithi's ponytail off to the side, a few strands of hair are sticking out, and I smudged his face paint when tying. Tithi's ponytail then flops over in front of his face. "Oops, well, I tried," I shrug. "Oh! I have an idea!" I run off to get my mom's hairspray and bobby-pins.
"What are you doing?" Tithi asks.
"Hold on, I'm trying to style your hair, my mom isn't available right now because she's at work," I spray the horribly done ponytail with hairspray, pin up the loose ends with bobby pins, and try to shape the hair using the hairspray.
"Eh, can't breathe!" Tithi coughs out at the smell of the hairspray.
"I'm almost done," I finish tucking in the last bit of hair, and I step back to admire my work.
"How is my hair...?" Tithi questions, his voice a little shaky. "Did Gocty do okay?"
Everyone but me stares at Tithi's hair, and they take a few seconds to take in how horrible of a job I did. "Erm..." Zeus chuckled nervously. "Venus Blader descendant, I advise for you to not look into a mirror..."
"Why not?" Tithi eyes me suspiciously. "What did you do to my hair...?"
"She ruined it, that's for sure," King tilts his head to look at the dreadful hair job from Hades from a different angle. "Wait, let me see if it looks better at a different angle... Nope, it still looks bad."
"Not helping," Yuki face-palms.
"Well, the dare shall still have to go on, so I'll be taking Tithi to the mall," I skip out my house with Tithi, and he both enter a space-time portal.
We jump through the portal and appear at the library with a flash. Tithi stumbles into a few bookshelves and knocks them over. A librarian working at the library when Tithi originally came instantly recognizes Tithi, and she shouts, "Get out of here, you! You are very rude, loud, and that hair job looks like the wind puked on it!"
"Well, he may be doing the dare because of character torture purposes, but he is still my third favorite character, so..." I snap my fingers causing for a few books to begin to fly. The flying books start attacking the librarian, and she tries to swat them away.
"Shoo, shoo, I say books!" the young librarian exclaims. "I hate books!"
"Then why do you work at a library?" I anime sweat-drop. My voice suddenly goes Super Saiyan mode, and an aurora of rage paint surrounds me, "AND DON'T YOU DARE INSULT BOOKS!" the paint splatters on the librarian, and the librarian takes of her glasses to wipe them off. Steam pours out of her ears, and she throws a book stamp at me.
"I'm just wanting some more money than the allowance my parents give me, that's all! And I'll insult books all I want!" she swipes at the books once more. She then takes a flying book and tosses it at me.
"Okay, okay, no need to get violent," I shake my head from side to side. I wipe off the ink mark the stamp gave me, and I grab the book to let it fly free. "Anyhoo, Tithi still needs to do the dare, so goodbye." I disappear, and Tithi takes a deep breath.
"Okay, I'm ready to sing," Tithi opens his mouth and starts to sing softly. "Oh... I'm wearing my favorite pair of underwear... My fine and silky underwear... This is my favorite pair of underwear... So I'll sing about it all day... Hey...?" Tithi gulps when the grumpy librarian yells at him.
"Shut up!" she shouts. She throws a flying book at Tithi, but before she could say anything else, Dynamis suddenly shows up. Superhero music plays as Pluto's cape flutters on Dynamis' back.
"You cannot speak to Tithi in such a manner, and you certainly cannot throw a book at him!" Dynamis, who somehow sneaked out of my house without me knowing, steps into the library.
"Oh, I remember you, you're the guy wearing the skirt," the librarian rolls her eyes.
"It's a robe, not a skirt, and I do not believe I have ever met a librarian this rude before, and I have never heard even Gocty get so mad a librarian before! She was fuming about it for the past five minutes! I run off into the sunset to the library for some quiet, and I get you shouting at Tithi?!" Dynamis chucks a mini edition ketchup nuke (that he stole from me, mind you) at the rude librarian. A ketchup explosion creates a mushroom cloud, and Dynamis and Tithi walk away into the sunset, again.
When they get back, I'm in the middle of playing a game of cards with Yuki. I turn my head to see the two enter and covered in ketchup, "Oh, hello you two, about time you got back. The shower's upstairs and to the left." I point to the staircase, and Dynamis and Tithi drag themselves up.
"Okay, next dare," I smile. The characters all cower into the closet Dynamis hid in. "Don't worry," I reassure everyone. "The dare's only for King." Everyone in the closet pushes out King and slams the door close.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" King dramatically throws his hands into the air screaming. "Please, do not make me say that my name means idiot in Ancient Hebrew again!" King fake-cries.
"No, I'm not going to do that. What makes you think I'll do that, certainly not that again, it was a good dare, but I only use dares once," I start to laugh, hard. I laugh for a solid five minutes, and while I laugh, King stares at me like I'm crazy.
"Thank the dare gods!" King hops up and starts jumping around. "YAS!"
"But, you still have a dare to do," I shatter King's relief.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" King falls to his knees. "I thought the dare gods were on my side, today!" Lightning crackles for added effect, and I clear my throat to read the dare.
"Thanks again, Gyrffyn, you sent us some really funny dares," I wave for the camera. I read the dare out loud, "Okay," I snicker. "King has to... dye his hair... Pink! And he has to sing 'You're Not Fully Dressed Without a Smile' with dance moves!"
"Pink, a song about smiling, AND dance-moves?!" King starts to shake. His face of shock is replaced with a smile, and he grabs the hair dye. "Sign me up! I've always wanted to dye my hair pink!" King dashes off into the bathroom (not the same one Dynamis and Tithi are in) and steps out ten minutes later with his hair hot pink.
"Your hair is perfect...!" I look at him in awe.
"I know, it is," King turns on the music on his phone and starts dancing. "The dare gods are on my side today! Hey America, let's turn it up! Yeah, check out ourselves! Cause you're never fully dressed without a smile!" King spins around and begins to do flips. He spins around some more, and he drags in his ancestor as a dance partner.
"Well, that didn't go as expected," I shrug as the characters step out of the closet. "Okay, while King and his ancestor are dancing, next dare!" I announce. Everyone but King and his ancestor hide back in the closet. "This dare is for Dynamis to make himself look like Katy Perry, and for him to remain that way for two weeks! (In real world time, so after two weeks pass in the real world, that's when Dynamis can take off the costume)"
"WHAT?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!" Dynamis sprints out of the bathroom and downstairs. "And I just finished showering, too! Oh, and Tithi's still showering, to let you know."
"Wig time!" I shove a black wig on Dynamis, splash on some purple highlights, and since Dynamis is already wearing eyeliner anyway, all I have to do is slap on some lipstick, the one makeup thing I don't totally suck at. (I don't wear lipstick, I just don't suck at putting it on like I do with eyeliner, foundation, etc.)
"What have you done to me, I don't look like me!" Dynamis stares into the mirror. He inspects his new look and scratches his chin. "How will I remain this way for two weeks?!"
"Dunno, I think we can-" I am suddenly interrupted when my mom gets home.
"It's time for dinner, J-" she speaks.
"Don't say my real name, we're on the internet right now!" I scramble to shut off the camera. "Hold on, I don't want them filming us while we have dinner! Goodbye, goodbye, everyone, now shut off the camera if you don't mind!" I click save on docs manager and close my computer.
The screen blacks out, and the chapter is done. Tithi pops up through a hole in the black space, "Well, Gocty apologizes for the quick wrap-up, she doesn't really know how to end it, so she just decided to use dinner as a way to."
A camera person rushes over to Tithi and whispers in his ear. "Oh, we're about to end the chapter? Oh, okay, bye!" Tithi waves into the screen. He and the camera person crawl back through the hole in the black space and shut it close with a piece of black construction paper.
Well, I apologize for the quick ending of this chapter. It was just getting a little long, and I don't like for chapters in my humor stories to be too long. Plus, it's getting late where I live, and I really do have to eat dinner after I post this chapter. Please read and review, it really does mean a lot to me, and I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Tell me if my humor is a little rusty, too. That's all I have to say, so bye~