A.N. This is just a one-shot to get the creative juices flowing again. Though I might continue it seeing as there is a lack of this kind of crossover on the site. If you want to see more just let me know I honestly think it could be fun to write a full blown story to this. Also they will be slow since I need to start up the storyboards and get my writer mojo back up and running, but updates to No Rest for the Weary are incoming.

DISCLAIMER: I obviously do not own either of the franchises mentioned or shown in this story. If you're dumb enough to believe I do, please do the world a favor and kill yourself.

Prologue: The Start of it All

"Let's see, teacher?" the words flowed out smoothly in a rough yet calming bass, "that could be fun..." The figure sitting down at one of the many tables of the taco joint he was currently resting at flipped through a couple of cards that he had pulled out of the large bag that sat next to him. "or I could be a nurse, but last time I did that..." a perverted smile began to cross his features, before he willed it away with a shake of his head causing the long shaggy blonde locks to sway too and fro. "Nah, bad idea and I got chased outta town for it." stuffing the many photo ID's back into the black duffel besides him, he grabbed the large drink that was in front of him and took a gulp staring blankly at the ceiling, "hardest part about life these days is figuring out what I want too do with it..." he trailed off wistfully "Maybe I should try taking over the world?" he whispered to himself a small grin breaking his features as he did so. "yeah right."

"That sounds like a fantastic idea!"

His head quirked to the side as his narrowed eyes alight with amusement peered over at the person who had spoken the words. The first thing he noticed was her hair; black, long and sleek reaching all the way down to a delicious looking backside. Her eyes were a vivid nearly luminescent green filled with a startling amount of mirth and curiosity, though behind it he could sense a certain sadness. Black lip gloss shined atop her plump lips that were quirked into a devilish smile revealing pearly white teeth. Her skin was pale, almost too pale. As if she was covered in some sort of substance that kept her natural skin tone hidden though it did not detract at all from her looks. In her hands was a tray of food she must have recently purchased, though he was confused by the fact that he would never expect a woman like her in a fast food joint like this. Her clothes were designer made, from the low cut white blouse that was barely holding back her breasts from spilling out, and revealing a toned stomach. A beige miniskirt was nestled against a slim waist and sat comfortably atop the slopes of her hips while at the bottom of her mile long legs black open toed stiletto heels graced her dainty feet.

'Minx' he thought to himself but decided to humor her thoughts "And what makes you say that?" he questioned waving a hand towards the seat opposite of him inviting his new acquaintance to sit at the table he occupied, then leaned forwards placing his elbows onto the table while lacing his hands in front of his chin. He watched as she sat down, slipping into the chair in a way that made him wonder how it was possible to make such a simple movement look so sexy. "Most people would consider a person crazy or delusional after hearing them say something like that."

"I'm not most people, and you could say that in my business... crazy can be a good thing."

He smiled to himself, her voice was smooth as honey yet the teasing lilt in her tone would drive most men wild. He recalled very few women that he had met in life that oozed such sensuality so easily. "And that business is?" he asked a full blown smile breaking out across his face.

A coy grin graced her features and her eyes twinkled with merriment, she leaned forward beckoning him to do the same which he did. He wasn't expecting for her to grab him behind his head entwining her fingers into his golden locks and forcing his ear next to her mouth as she purred the words "World Domination" into it. Releasing her grip on him roughly she laughed at the startled look on his face though the tinkling laughter abruptly ended when she saw the gleam in his eyes.

"You never did tell me your name miss?" the blond questioned with a smile showing enlarged canines that gave him a feral almost vicious looking appearance. His hand extended itself over the table. "Maybe we should start there?"

The hesitation was brief but slowly she extended her right hand which he shook as she gave her introduction. "They call me Shego." her hand released the now named Shego grabbed the drink sitting on her tray and took a sip from the straw sticking out of it. "So handsome," she gave him a smirk as she put the drink down "What should I call you?"

The blond gave a short chuckle "Well Shego it's a pleasure to meet you." he leaned back in his chair with a smile on his face eyes narrowed in a vulpine manner that was further enhanced by the six faded whisker like marks on his cheeks, three to each side. "My name is Naruto, Uzumaki Naruto. And it just so happens..." here he trailed of as his eyes lit up with hellfire showing slitted pupil glowing an eerie bloody crimson that took the breath from her lungs. "that I'm looking for a job."