I do not own any Disney character named herein, and am only borrowing them to tell a nonprofit tale meant for entertainment purposes only.

Kim Possible: Conquering Heroes

By LJ58

7

Kim stepped off the shuttle they were still using, and looked back at her entourage as she tried to ignore the many neighbors, and GJ agents assigned to the area, who were currently all gaping at her even as the news from the U.N. made the current rounds.

She looked back at her honor guard, and sighed.

"You guys better stay here," she told Darkwuff. "This is going to be family, and…..touchy enough."

"Warwuff understands, Lady Kimberly," the big warrior growled, and slammed a fist to his chest in salute. "If you require aid, though, you have but to call."

"I'll keep that in mind," she said, and glanced to Drew. "Maybe…..?"

"No. No, I think it's best if we just rip this bandage off right from the start," the blue man smiled uneasily. "What's the worst that could happen?"

"You do know my brothers are home, too?"

"Er, well….."

"Come on, Drewbie," Shego huffed, and grabbed his ear, tugging him down the ramp after Kim. "After all you've faced, this should be easy."

"Easy for you to say," he whimpered. "You've never seen James Possible mad. At you."

"Actually," she sighed, thinking of a few times the man had shot her some pretty potent looks over the years.

"Hey. They're my family. They're harmless. Pretty much," Kim shrugged at their mirrored expressions of overt skepticism.

"Just when I thought she had shaken off that childish naiveté," Drew sighed.

"It's Kimmie," Shego sighed with mock patience. "What else can you expect?"

"Cute," Kim growled, and knocked hard, since she didn't have a key just then. Even if she was pretty sure the boys already knew they were there, and had informed their parents.

The door opened, and Ann Possible stared at her.

Hard.

"So, it's true," she asked quietly, her eyes falling to Kim's extended belly.

"Yeah," Kim smiled. "Can we come in. Before the media gets here?"

Ann eyed Drew, and her blue eyes flashed with open hostility.

"You had to bring him," she grumbled.

"Mom, it's not like we're getting married," Kim told her. "It was just….a thing."

"A thing," Ann gasped. "Oh, come in," she groaned, seeing the first media truck nose in to the block near a GJ barricade.

She had wondered why they arrived so quickly, and began setting up. Then the boys had rushed in, and turned the channel to the breaking news about Kim's abrupt return from apparent exile in space. Or that was how the reporters were calling it.

Then someone caught a glimpse of a very pregnant Kim, and the unlikely pieces began coming out, and falling together.

Kim smiled, murmured, "Thanks," as her mother eyed the shuttle, and the two, giant warriors standing outside the hatch staring right at her.

"They really follow you now?"

"Oh, yeah," Shego nodded at the older redhead. "Tall, green, and gruesome was about to wipe out the entire U.N. for Kimmie before she calmed things down. You think they would have thanked her."

Ann only stared at the woman.

"I suppose you're part of this, too," she sighed, letting her pass after giving Drew a scathing look.

"Yep," she smiled. "Don't worry. It makes sense. Eventually. We'll let Kimmie tell you everything first, and then I'll make it make sense."

"Hey," the redhead sputtered. "You make me sound like….."

"Like," twin voices asked in stereo.

"Kimberly Anne Possible," a stern growl cut in as she turned to see her dad setting in his usual chair, without a paper. He was looking right at her.

Or rather, at her belly.

"What did I say about boys?"

"Well, strictly speaking, I'm hardly a… Shutting up now," Drew sighed when all eyes went to him.

"It's true," Jim gasped.

"With him," Tim echoed in horror.

"Ewwwwwww," both boys shuddered.

"You had to be there," Kim sighed.

"You really did," Drew nodded.

"I can explain. Just….hear me out, guys. Mom, dad? Please?"

"I think we'd better make coffee….."

"No coffee for her," Shego cut in. "She's jumpy enough, and we have to think of the…. Well, you know," Shego trailed off as Ann eyed her with a raised brow.

"She is right," Ann sighed. "I'm not thinking straight myself just yet. You need to watch….."

"Mom, I think I'm well past the advice stage here," Kim complained.

"I'll say," Shego murmured.

Everyone eyed her again.

"What? It had to be said," Shego tossed up her hands.

"Tea," Ann declared. "Decaffeinated," she added, and all but marched into the kitchen.

"None for me, thanks," James spoke up.

"Table. Now. Boys….."

"Oh, we are not missing this one," they said as one.

"Fine. Just stay quiet, and behave," Ann told them curtly.

"And no recording devices," Kim added.

"Would we…..?"

"My bodyguards wouldn't like it," she said with a smirk.

The twin teens now looked a little uneasy.

"So, they follow you everywhere?"

"Everywhere," Shego nodded. "We're lucky to keep them out of the house. Fortunately, my villa has high ceilings."

"Your…..villa," James murmured. "Is that where you've been," he asked Kim.

"Well, for a while. Before I went to Lorwardia."

"Wait, you actually went there," Jim exclaimed.

"And they let you come back," Tim asked in genuine surprise.

"Actually, I even got adopted. I'm a real royal princess now. It's part of the whole sitch. Could we just start at the beginning? It'll be easier to explain that way," she told them.

"Please do," Ann said as James only sat scowling at Drew as if measuring him for a coffin.

Or a rocket.

Drew only swallowed, and smiled wanly, not saying a single word.

"Well, it began just after I turned twenty-one," Kim told them as she sat down while Ann put the kettle on the stove. "I was called into Dr. Director's office, and told the most amazing story."

KP

Will Du sat in Dr. Director's office, and sniggered.

It was atypical for him, but he had been breaking into laughter now and then as the reports kept coming in from all around the world. Reports that all connected to reactions from Kim Possible's return from Lorwardia as an adopted daughter of that planet's ruler.

He knew the seriousness of the political climate on both planets. He could ascertain the problems and implications of their own world's response to her new status. He just found it hard not to see the ironic humor in the woman now being impregnated by a man she spent half her career trying to stop.

Then there was the U.N. fiasco when Dr. Director was literally blindsided by her abrupt appearance, and the woman literally announced that she, Kim Possible, was now the de facto ruler of the world. Something that was not well received. Still, from his superior's personal report, it was something shoved down their collective throats by both Possible's new bodyguards, and Shego herself.

Not a combination to inspire trust, or faith.

He knew what everyone was thinking.

Even Dr. Director was thinking it.

They all thought Kim Possible was under some manner of influence. Mind control on some level that had her acting out according to some clever, if subtle plot.

Will Du, who had studied, and watched that annoyingly lucky amateur for years knew better.

Kim Possible was not under anyone's control.

She was not being influenced by anyone.

Except her own naïve principles of how she felt the world should work.

She was just exploiting her own circumstances to finally make people work the way she felt they should have been working all along.

He couldn't help but smirk as even he realized what they should have seen all along.

The greatest threat to their planet had not been some pretentious madman with delusions of grandeur. Nor was it some alien race, with power and technology that dwarfed their own.

No, the greatest threat to their world had always been a clueless amateur who felt she knew the way people should act, and now had the power to force them to follow her example. Kim Possible had just taken over the entire planet without even a fight, and there was nothing anyone could do about it.

He wasn't sure why, but the realization he had been right about her all along only made him laugh all the more.

KP

"So, you're not getting married," James finally asked, eyeing Drew curtly as he glanced back to his daughter.

"Oh, heavens know. We both know we're not really that emotionally invested in one another, despite the obvious. Then there are the…. Well, let's say we both have….many unresolved issues, and leave it there," Drew smiled.

"Well, at least you are sounding far more reasonable than usual," Ann commented.

"As I told Shego, I had quite an awakening on our journey. A chance for earnest self-examination, and I must say, it was quite liberating," Drew smiled at Ann.

"You still knocked up our sister," the boys growled.

"Boys," Both Possible parents spat.

Kim only rolled her eyes.

"It wasn't a conscious decision on our parts, but it's not something we could change, either," Kim told them. "Just like I said, it was just…. One of those things."

"Really," James murmured.

"I think it's pretty obvious you're keeping the baby…."

"Mom!"

"But have you had any checkups, or examinations. We both know your metabolism…."

"The Lorwardian medical officer checked me out, but I'm waiting for Wade to get back to me with a scan he did for me, too," Kim told her. "Although, I do feel pretty healthy. No real problems so far," she said, rubbing her expanded belly.

"That's good. But why didn't you find a doctor sooner?"

"GJ was too eager to help with that," Kim muttered. "And I just knew Dr. Director would twist their arm into quarantining me so they could somehow control me that way. So, I was avoiding anyone until I heard from Wade."

"Smart," Shego smirked now. "For once."

"Hey."

"I see you haven't changed," James Possible remarked.

"Sure I have," Shego smiled.

"She has. Trust me," Drew nodded.

"She has," both twins asked.

"I'm totally committed to Kimmie now," she smiled happily.

"Okaaaay," both boys gaped, giving each other anxious expressions.

"Sure they didn't experiment on you guys," Jim asked.

"Shego didn't even go with us," Kim sputtered.

"But they left those other aliens with her. And Ron. What about Ron?"

"He's…..settling some issues with Yori. He'll rejoin us later. After all, in the eyes of Lorwardia, he remains one of my…..companions."

"Ninja," Drew sighed. "You should never traffic with ninja. Always more trouble than….."

Drew caught the expressions aimed his way.

"I'm just saying. Now I know why Stoppable was always so much trouble. Ninja. You cannot reason with them. Cannot trust them. Cannot….."

"Careful, Drewbie. You're sounding like you're going to have a relapse."

"Can I help it if they creep me out," Drew huffed. "Always jumping out of shadows. Flashing silly weapons. Doing….unnatural things."

"Well, in my day, we didn't jump out of shadows….."

Kim sniggered.

"No, you just built robotic enforcers out of mice," she couldn't help but blurt.

"Huh?"

Then his eyes when to Drew.

"You….told her."

"Honestly, dad. It kind of sounds….silly."

"Well…"

"Enough," Ann cut them off, knowing where it was going. "Honey, whatever else, I hope you know, we still love, and support you. But you have to see that some people are still going to wonder….."

"Mom," Kim sighed.

"That's where I, and the giant shadows come in. Like Kimmie said, Ann," Shego told her. "We have one chance to get this right. The part she didn't share? If we blow it, 'daddy' likely shows up to ask why. Want to guess what comes after that?"

"Snap," the twins grimaced.

James and Ann just shook their heads.

"That is another reason why I have to keep my companions close, and try to make these idiots cooperate," Kim said bluntly. "And honestly, however this baby came to be, Drew has become a friend, and I would never deny him the right to know his own child."

"Not child. Children," Wade declared, having popped up on the nearby television screen on the counter near the stove just then.

"Wade," Kim gaped, eyes rounded. "Wait. Are you saying….?"

"Twins, Kim," the young genius nodded. "Fraternal, if you're wondering. A boy, and a girl."

"Man, I wondered why it…. They were so active," Kim said, putting both hands to her stomach as she stared down at her bulging abdomen.

"Not to mention why you look like a watermelon lodged there."

"Shego," Kim sputtered.

Shego only smiled.

"What about their health, Wade," Ann asked bluntly. "Anything we should be worrying about?"

"Well, from all I've seen, the indicators look good. Really good. They're both healthy. Very, very healthy. In fact, I doubt they have anything to worry about. The samples you gave me, Kim? It looks like your unique metabolisms joined to rarify, and perfect your babies own genetics. They're healthier than anyone I've ever seen. And I am guessing, but I'm thinking they'll probably stay that way."

Kim smiled, some of the worry vanishing from her expression as she kept rubbing her stomach.

"That's one thing we don't have to worry about then," Drew told her. "What a relief!"

"Yes, it is."

"It also means we have another worry," Shego cut in.

"We do," Kim and Drew both echoed, and then glanced at each other, and sniggered.

James scowled at the apparent familiarity.

Ann only sighed.

"What are you thinking, Shego," Drew asked.

"Two perfect Possible babies? Heirs to Kimmie's empire? What's to think?"

"Oh, snap," Drew realized.

"Actually, I've already thought of that," Kim told them, surprising even Shego.

"You did," the green-skinned woman sputtered.

"I did. That's another reason we're here. Tweebs, I want you to design something to help us protect the babies. A kind of personal defense system just for them in case any of us are…..occupied, or diverted. Think you can manage that one?"

"Oh, yeah," they grinned, eyes glittering at the challenge.

"And, dad, I have a personal starship in orbit I would like you to start studying. On behalf of the planet, of course. I promised to share some of the tech, but I don't want another fiasco like we faced with the arms dealers over that last Lorwardian disaster. Think you can manage?"

"Alien…..starship," James murmured, his eyes taking on a glassy stare.

"Kimberly Anne," her mother growled. "Are you bribing us here?"

"No," Kim sputtered. "I'm just sharing my windfall with my family, and eventually the world. Which is just what I said I would do. What better way to do it than to have you two help. For instance, I have a medical officer on board with a whole lot of very strange tech, and a knowledge base that might interest you. You could help us figure out what might help people here, too. Once you convince him we don't lay eggs," Kim sighed.

"Lay…..eggs," Ann blinked.

Shego burst into laughter.

"Anyway, that's just the start. We need to get some people we can trust to vet, and tailor the tech we have at our disposal to actually help people without anyone going all doomsday on us."

"And if they do," Shego asked. "Or they try?"

"Then we shut them down," Tim beamed as Jim hooted.

"Boys," Ann sighed.

Actually, he's right," Kim nodded when Ann started to complain.

"So, you're really taking over the world," Jim and Tim asked far too blandly to suit anyone present.

"Kind of," Kim finally admitted. "In a good way," she insisted.

"Cool," her brothers grinned, and high-fived each other.

"So, mom, dad? Tweebs? You with me?"

"Hoo-shaa," the boys cheered when everyone just nodded.

"Then let's get to work," Kim nodded, then yawned. "But, first, I really need a nap."

Which made virtually everyone laugh.

Especially Shego.

"Come on, Kimmie. I'll make sure no one bothers you. Drew, tell the beanstalks we'll be staying for a bit. Ask them to keep the busybodies away."

"Right."

"No killing," Kim huffed, and yawned again before Shego led her upstairs to her old room.

Ann couldn't help but smile at that as Drew grinned after her.

"This," James frowned, still scowling at him, "Is going to be strange."

"You know, I thought that very thing just before we left Earth," he told the rocket scientist."

"Really? So, tell me more about the ship," James asked as he followed Drew outside. "Did you see the engines?"

Ann only sighed, and looked at the boys.

"Let's not get too crazy," she told the boys, who were already sketching things on a napkin in front of them.

They shot her a matching expression she had learned to ignore, and they kept working as she went to see if Kim needed anything else.

And wondered when her life had gotten so very strange.

Never the End….