Jackass:well heres 6

Dan:whats next

Dan flew with dani and ember. "Where are we going?" Dani said. "An old friend." Dan said as the tempiture dropped. "We're here." Dan said when dani started shivering.

"Welcome great one." Frostbite said smiling disturbing to two ghosts who never met him. Dani moved behind Dan and ember sidestepped closer to Dan. Dan smiled and said "ember, dani this if the leader of the far frozen. Frostbite this is my mate ember and our daughter dani." "It is great you have found you mate so quickly and had a beautiful child already." Frostbite said happily. Dan smiled and said "thats actually why I'm here. I need your lab to help her. She was stableized temporarily but I have a permanent way of doing it. Shes half human and and your dna lab can fix her."

Dani was floating in a tube with Dan typing at a computer terminal. "What exactly are you doing to my baby?" Ember said seeing the dna picture. "I'm removing one of her X cromizomes and I'm planting another from someone else. Then we need to use both are ectoplasum to stabilize her." "Whos dna are you using?" Ember said glaring at him not wanting her daughter to be someone elses. Dan smirked and revealed a vile of blood labeled 'amber McLain 1985.' "Thanks to clockwork I got your human blood and I planted flowers at your grave. So you will be danis mother in every way." "You know clockwork? I thought he was a myth." Ember said "of course I know him I'm his unofficial aprentst."

Dan injected the blood and dani melted and her remains floated in the tube. Dan took embers hand and fazed there arms into the tube. Both of them released energy into her and her body starts reconstructing it self. Her new human body had brown highlights and slightly taller. Dani growned and opened her eyes "what happened? Were am I? Were are my clothes?" Dani said covering her chest and crossing her legs. "Dani we stabilized your body. We'll open the tube but be careful." Dan said opening the tube. Dani jumped into her parents arms.

"Try going ghost." Dan said. Dani summoned two blue rings and the split reveling her suit has got a blue phantom logo. Her skin looked like embers, and her eye were still green, her pony tail was blue. "This rocks I look awsome and I don't feel like throwing up." Dani said happy. Dan and ember smiled. Frostbite laughed joyishly and said "well how about a feast to celebrate." "YES!" Dan and Dani said both having and inhuman even inghost apatite.

Ember was surprised at the two half ghosts eating habits. It was as if they had bottomless stomics. Dani had half a turkey half eaten on her plate still eating. "Your daughter has what the fuck!" Ember said as she saw Dan eating a ham twice the size of his head like a snake. "Uh on econ etty." Dan said with his mouth over his food. He swallowed it whole and picked up more food. "Dani eat you vegetables." Dan said. Dani dumped the mixed vegetables in to a turkey and ate it then spit out the bones completely cleaned off. "How can you two eat like this. When I don't care I have the table manners of a barbarian but your eating like animals. Literally he just ate a ham twice the size of his head like a snake!" Ember said as Dani was downing more food. Dan put down the gravy boat he was drinking from and said "being human and ghosts we eat food it turns to ecto energy and we can feed of emotions for sustinets. The food burns faster then we eat. By the way great food frostbite best damb milkshake I ever had." Frostbite put down his 9th ham and said "thank you great one my people eat like this often and desert has arrived." Dan smelled the air and his eyes slit "quintuple fudge cake." Dan grabbed it. "Wow you really like. IS THAT A CHOCOLATE HEART ATACK LAVA CAKE? DIBS" Ember said grabbing the desert and started eating with her hands.

Dan and ember woke up and looked in the mirror dans hair flame tips were blue and embers pony tail was half white. Dan and ember got dressed and checked on dani she was up and wanted to go somewhere. "Can we go somewhere. I haven't been in the ghost zone before." "Ok I actually have to talk to clockwork so we can go." Dan said puting on the now white crown of fire. They fly to clockworks tower.

"That ticking must get really iritating." Ember said landing. The 3 walked in and dani saw a Fenton thermos dented with a face that looked like Dan's. "Weird thermos. What can dent these things from the inside." Dani said tapping it. It growled and shook. "The very thing Daniel could have done." Clockwork said making Dani jump away from the thermos. "Daniel you have to fight dark Dan if he is destroyed now the consequences won't be dier." Clockwork said shifting forms. "Who's dark Dan?" Dani said clockwork turned 10 and said "the worst case sinario of your fathers future." Dani cringed at the video of dan destroying the planet. "I take it back you are way better as a good guy." Ember said seeing what Dan did to everyone of them. Johnny crippled, kitty hiddios, box ghost one eye and a hook hand, and what scared her the most was her fat and her vocal cords damaged she couldn't sing. "How could Dan do all of this?" "When you strip him of his humanity Dan also lost his ability to hold back. Do what ever he wanted to do. At weaker moments I thought of doing everything dan did before I saw what he did." Dan said.

Dan picked up the thermos and walked threw the portal to the world Dan created. Dan opened the thermos and all hell broke loss.

jackass:Hows that for chapter 6

Dan:you let dan out

Dark dan:yeap and I'm ready to kill you this time

Dark tried to kill Dan but can't

Jackass:this room has a curse on it the story can't advance here

Dark:damb it can I see the 6 hours of the baby chimp trying to revive its dead mother

Jackass: I also made on of a jewish, mentally retarded, alcoholic boy with a cancer ridden puppy in the holocaust.

Dark:you are interesting if you live you can make movies for me. Review